Surviving in the Beast World with a System-Chapter 162: That’s Right, No Doubt They’re Biological
With the sound of retching, a horribly sour stench instantly filled the air.
The Beastmen who were about to charge forward, along with Shun Yuan who was restraining Teng Qian, all froze in unison...
Immediately after, the Beastmen scrambled back, while Teng Qian, who had been despairing just a moment ago, felt himself being flung away with great force. Then, with a SPLAT... he landed face-first.
He made a perfect landing in a textbook ’wild goose on the beach’ pose—face down, rear end in the air.
What surprised the Beastmen was that Shun Yuan—who just moments ago had been roaring, a savage look on his face as he prepared to fight them all to the death—was now gone, leaving only the sight of his pathetic-looking back as he vanished into the canyon forest.
The faint "HURK... HURK..." sounds that could still be heard from time to time made the reason for Shun Yuan’s departure crystal clear.
Pinching their noses, they then cast a meaningful look at Teng Qian, whose rear was still sticking up.
’What the hell did he eat?’
’It smells so awful!’
’It even drove off Shun Yuan, and he’s the kind of guy who loves a direct confrontation!’
Meanwhile, Wu Yue, who was watching from afar, finally let out the breath she was holding as her heart, once in her throat, settled back into her chest.
’As expected,’ she thought. ’The most terrifying weapons in the world are still chemical ones...’
’Something like toxic gas is guaranteed to leave a deep psychological scar on that young Shun Yuan.’
"Yuan Lang, since your tribesman seems to be all right, we’ll be heading back now."
As soon as they finished speaking, the Beastmen from the Flying Eagle Tribe flapped their wings and flew straight toward the caves. However, their previously steady forms now looked a little wobbly.
Yuan Lang turned to Teng Kun, who was standing nearby, and said with a straight face, "Take your older brother to the river for a wash."
With that, he turned to leave, but after just a few steps, he looked back. "Go downstream..."
He finished speaking and then, WHOOSH, his figure was gone...
Teng Kun sighed. ’Well, as the old saying goes, a dog never finds its... Gah, never mind!’
’A younger brother shouldn’t complain if his older brother stinks. I suppose it’s up to me to show some brotherly love and give my dear big bro a hand.’
"Big bro, what’s up? Wakey-wakey! The sun’s up!"
He tried a few different ways to rouse him, but the butt-up Beastman didn’t move an inch.
Teng Kun tossed aside the stick in his hand, his expression suddenly growing serious as he rushed forward.
’Could something have happened?’
’Damn it. My brother was just being crushed by that Shun Yuan. What if he’s hurt somewhere?’
"SNORE... WHOO... SNORE... WHOO..."
The familiar sound echoed from the edge of the forest...
Teng Kun: "..."
’I... for fuck’s... I... Holy hell!’
’Your little brother is over here worried sick that you’re injured, and you just up and fell asleep right after puking?!’
’Did you even rinse your mouth?’
Staring at his brother’s upturned rear, a wicked thought suddenly sparked in Teng Kun’s mind.
He crept over mischievously and kicked it.
Hmm...
’It’s surprisingly springy,’ he thought. ’Looks like he’s been working out.’
"TENG! KUN!"
The furious, teeth-grinding voice made Teng Kun, who had been looking so satisfied a moment before, freeze instantly.
He could almost hear his own neck creaking as he turned his head. Then, with a yelp, he turned and bolted.
Teng Qian gave chase, clutching his rear end.
Wu Yue, who had watched the entire spectacle, nodded to herself. ’Yep,’ she thought. ’This proves it. Those two are definitely blood brothers.’
After the two tigers finished chasing each other in a circle and came back, Teng Qian once again sidled up to Wu Yue to ask for some herbs.
But the moment he opened his mouth, that horribly sour stench assaulted her nostrils once again...
Wu Yue’s lip twitched and she took several steps back, looking at him with utter disgust. "Damn, Teng Qian, have you been eating garlic... huh?"







