MTL - Part-Time Taoist Priest-Chapter 8 Seller
In the front yard, Mrs. Sun, as usual, spit Wang Laotai: "With 20 yuan, you are better off buying mosquito coils!"
In the past, Wang Laotai engaged in these superstitions, she did not know how many times she said. Burning incense is nothing more, ask for a peace of mind, that is a hundred and a hundred pieces of the view, what is the use?
Although Sun Laotai’s son is still here to open a shop, she personally has a very good impression on Xiao Xie, but I have to say that the young Taoist he invited, selling what mosquito repellent, is not reliable!
Wang Laotai is very unconvinced. "Then you said that they have no mosquitoes here?"
"Oh..." Granddaughter Sun was actually a slogan.
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Wang Laotai’s home is an old residential building. On the first floor, the doors and windows are not very dead. The mosquitoes are destroyed one after another.
Her son bought an electric mosquito swatter. Every night, Wang Laotai and her husband had nothing to do with mosquitoes at home, and the sound of screaming mosquitoes being electrocuted was endless. This is so, it is easy to be bitten at night.
And the whole mountainous mountain province, the mosquitoes are poisonous, and it doesn't take long for a bite to swell up a big bag. If you don't rub the syrup and other redness, it will leave a trace of light brown, and it will fade for a few months. Go, more serious will stay.
Today is the weekend. When Wang Laotai went back, his son and daughter came back to eat. They moved out and lived after they got married two years ago.
Wang Laotai did not dare to say that she bought a token back. The son-in-law’s daughter-in-law did not like her faith very much. She repeatedly warned her to ask for a visa, but she must go to the hospital if she is sick, not to burn incense and worship God.
According to Zhang Daojiao, Wang Laotai chose to put the mosquito repellent on the back of the bedroom door so as not to be seen by his son.
When it was time to eat, Wang Yongyi, the son of Wang Laotai, took a small can of ointment and said, "Mom, this is what my colleague has done by himself. After the mosquito bites, it will be rubbed immediately, and it will soon be fine."
This is the secret recipe of his colleague's ancestral home. It is made with Chinese herbal medicine. The amount he does every year is limited. He can't get a can, so he has a small jar.
Wang Laotai took the can, opened the lid and looked at it. It was a light blue ointment with a hint of herbal aroma. "Yes, I use it."
Wang Yongyi asked again: "Yes, Mom, did you have the well water last time? I will go back with a pot tomorrow, and tea is quite good."
Before Wang Laotai told him that the well was so delicious, he brought some back. He didn’t have any hope. Who knows that the water quality is really good. He used it with several tea friends, and the tea friends also used it. Ask him, let him dig a little bit of the treasure.
"Yes, yes, I said, this water is very good, there are people who come to the car every day to get water." Wang Laotai has a kind of inexplicable pride.
Wang Yongyi had a good tea, and he smiled and said: "Is it? This is strange. We have lived here for so long. I didn't know that Guanyangjingjing was so good."
"That was because they didn't love the name before, and then said, who used to fetch water before, it is much more convenient to burn water from home." Speaking of this, Wang Laotai has something to say, "Don't say water well, I used to Don't go to them, it's too small."
"It's too small." Wang Yongyi thought too, even his mother did not go there.
In the evening, Wang Yongyi and his wife would sleep here for one night. Wang Laotai went to the room to give them mosquitoes in advance, but after entering, Wang Laotai discovered that there was no mosquito in this room.
She took the electric mosquito swatter around several laps and killed two mosquitoes, which is quite different from the previous situation.
Is the mosquito repellent effective? Wang Laotai’s heart was a bit happy, but she was a bit unsure. She closed the door and said, “Hey, don’t you think that there are fewer mosquitoes?”
Wang Yongyi stunned, "It seems that the mosquito coils bought this time are particularly easy to use?"
The living room did have a dish of mosquito coils, but Wang Laotai can definitely be the reason for this mosquito-repellent incense. This is not the first day of her mosquito-repellent incense. To be honest, the use is limited!
Wang Laotai thought about what she did not say, and she decided to look at the situation again.
The old man on the side looked at his wife. The son didn't know. He saw Zhang Xinfu behind the door. He also knew that the mosquito coil had not changed, but he did not expect the relationship between the mosquito and the character at one time. .
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In the evening, Wang Yongyi and the couple entered the room. Wang Yongyi’s wife also said, “The mosquitoes are really less today, I don’t know how to go all night.”
I used to sleep here, and it is inevitable that I will be detained one or two bags a day. All kinds of mosquito repellent methods have been tried, and they are not perfect.
The two only discussed a few sentences and they fell asleep.
In the other room, Wang Laotai observed the electric mosquito swatter for a long time, and determined that there was no mosquito in the room. She did not play mosquitoes. There were two more children in the room before, and her room could not be seen with a single wing.
"Hey, you haven't changed the mosquito-repellent incense, how can this use it?" asked Wang Laotou.
Wang Laotai said: "Of course, I didn't change. No mosquitoes because I asked for a sign at Taoist Temple today."
Wang Laotou frowned: "What gods, still manage this?"
He groaned, afraid that the quality of the mosquito-repellent incense is uneven, and some of them are particularly good and bad. Thinking, Wang Laotou is ready to order another set.
"Wait, don't you." Wang Laotai said, "There is no mosquito, don't you, look at how tonight, I think it is the role of this character."
Wang Laotou: "..."
He is very speechless.
The two of them have lived together for most of their lives. Wang Laotou also knows what Wang Laotai is. No way, he can only sleep.
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After a night, the family of four was sleeping to dawn.
When I got up in the morning, Wang Yongyi ate breakfast and asked Wang Laotai: "Mom, what brand of mosquito coils you use is quite easy to use."
Wang Laotai ran to the room and uncovered the mosquito repellent. He folded it to Wang Yongyi: "What mosquito coils are the mosquito repellents that I asked for in the sun yesterday. You see, it is more useful, and there is no one night. Mosquito. Take it and stick it in your bedroom."
Although Wang Yongyi’s family has fewer mosquitoes on the floor, Wang Laotai thinks that mosquitoes are not equal to no, but it is better for her son to take it back. She can buy one more.
Wang Yongyi is confused and funny. "What the hell, the mosquito repellent?"
At this time, Wang Laotou came out of the toilet and recited his hand: "Oh, I looked at it. I really didn't. There are one or two toilets and kitchens. It may be too far away!"
Their old people got up early, and they found out that the mosquitoes did not disappear again in the evening. Wang Laotou also deliberately went outside and observed in various rooms. It can be confirmed that ten ** is the role of mosquito repellent.
Wang Yongyi stayed, his mother was superstitious that he had known it for a long time, but how did his father fall into the trap, is it useful?
Wait, but it’s like what they said, it’s not related to mosquito coils, it’s a stick, so there’s no mosquito, how can this be explained, is it...
"The trough, so arrogant?" Wang Yongyi took the sign and looked shocked.
I didn’t expect this view of Baoyangguan. In addition to having a good well, is there such a thing?
He looked at his mother's burning incense from a young age, but the effect is free of charge. It is all her own feelings. This kind of immediate character is really the first time I saw it. It’s amazing! What is metaphysics?
At this time, Wang Yongyi’s wife also came out. After listening to them, he was also very surprised: “This... is this because there is a secret recipe, like the plaster of your colleague, the paper is soaked in medicine.”
Wang Yongyi hesitated: "But it doesn't seem to have any taste on it." He said it again, and it was really only the faint taste of yellow paper and cinnabar itself.
"There is no smell like this. How can it be a medicine?" Wang Laotai said with a big eye. "Moreover, they have to have this formula. Why don't they directly make insect repellent drugs? Then they earned very much!" ”
It seems to be a bit reasonable, but Wang Yongyi’s wife still feels that although she can’t smell it, she would rather believe in a magical formula.
"It's not expensive, just don't know how long it takes. Mom, you can buy two more." Wang Yongyi does not care, what is it because of it, useful!
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When Wang Laotai went to Baoyangguan, he saw that a few tea guests who bought her with her yesterday had already arrived, and discussed something around Zhang Daoyu.
At first glance, Wang Laotai discovered that their characters were also very useful, and they all shook the earthquake. One of them went back and didn’t post it. When I came, I heard that other people’s use was working, hehe.
Wang Laotai was straightforward and spit out: "My daughter-in-law actually said that it was soaked in soaking water, so I could repel mosquitoes. But I saw that there are mosquitoes outside the house. Can this medicine distinguish between my home?"
Other tea customers smiled, but they were also very confused in their hearts. They doubted their lives for a while, and thought about whether there was any scientific reason to explain them, but they did not say so.
This kind of thing, many people say that it is a letter, there is no faith, but no, but the presence of mosquitoes is a very objective result.
Zhang Daoyu has a well-intentioned mind: "If you have doubts, you can take the paper for inspection."
When the tea guests listened, they looked at each other and felt that he was not like a bluff.
"The cloud that is written on the script is created by the ancient people according to the changes in the sky, and then the luck is written on the paper, praying for illness, and it is useful. It coincides with the natural way of heaven and earth, regardless of the letter, If you don’t believe it, it’s always an ancient culture. It’s not unreasonable to be able to spread for so many years.”
Zhang Daoyu’s remarks made it clear that everyone was quite a bit convinced. There are so many things that science can't explain in this world. So many strange things, who knows what the principle of this character is?
Mosquito repellents may be rare, but many of them know that nightingales are well known and have heard examples from many people and even their own homes. The nightingale is a nightingale for children. It is said that because children are more spiritual, there are many successful cases.
"That... Zhang Daochang, the Lingguan Temple can go in? I want to go to the incense." Wang Laotai had been teaching the channel, and this time I felt that there was a real ability in Baoyangguan, so I asked.
"Not yet, now I can only go to Sanqing Hall and Wenchang Hall." Zhang Daoyu said.
In fact, it is not a repair of the gods, but a change of copper. There is no need to close the Lingguan Temple. The problem is that the ancestors seem to be very disgusted with their now ruined statues. Whoever goes to the incense is extinguished... It is estimated that they want to see people with a new look.
Wang Laotai is going to go to the incense, and several other tea guests think about it, but they also follow it and give Sanqing a fragrance. They did not believe it. After buying this mosquito repellent, there is a feeling of opening a new world door. Not to say that all believe, but also awe, burning incense for peace of mind.
Then, as more and more people came to the front yard, everyone else knew about it. Yesterday when they bought mosquito repellents, many people were present, but only a few people spent money.
Now, when they hear that they really work, they are dubious, and even a little doubt is child care.
Taoist Zhang Daoyi did not take the opportunity to vigorously promote it. In the end, there were about seven or eight people who took the initiative to ask for help. It is really useful to try.
Mosquito repellent is 20 yuan, Zhang Daoqi can't help but ask if they need no other symbols, what town house to cure headaches and digestion.
Xie Lingya took the time to draw the character, the workload is not big, but considering that this is the beginning, he is already very satisfied.
The mosquito repellent is just an introduction. He even considered it. After a certain degree, he reduced or even stopped selling. He does not want to, in the future, when people mention the Yang Yang view, they will mention the mosquito-repellent incense, then it will not be worth the loss. It is necessary to balance the image and sell other characters.
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Because Xie Lingya recently worked **** the characters, the consumption was relatively large, so I took a moment to go out and buy the paper and cinnabar. First go to the Chinese medicine shop to buy cinnabar, then go buy yellow paper.
Xie Lingya brought a backpack. When I bought the yellow paper, I saw him very young and took a schoolbag. He also asked strangely: "Classmates, what do you buy for this? Do you do manual classes?"
"..." Xie Lingya thinks that this boss is also very humorous. He has to do manual work and not buy yellow paper.
This shop sells some beads, gods, yellow paper, and so on. There are also some tips and finished products. The boss said that it also sells: "Students can’t buy the characters, we have blessings. Character."
"Do you not have a character? Is there such a character?" Xie Lingya felt particularly magical. He had never heard of it. He thought that he had learned enough. At first glance, the signature is also copied.
The boss talked awkwardly: "Of course, there are many miscellaneous characters, including thousands, and everything. There are bad breaths and constipation. Besides, you don't know how to do this. You may not understand this. Copied, but the master is painted by a master, and it is a good thing."
Xie Lingya's mouth was soaked, and suddenly he saw a familiar figure outside the door, and was immediately attracted attention.
The boss also looked out of his gaze, but he saw five or six priests standing outside. He snorted. "It seems to be the Taoist leader."
Xie Lingya took out the money and took a photo on the table, hurriedly loading the yellow paper into the bag.
"What are you worried about?" The boss said, seeing the cinnabar that flashed through his bag, there was still no reaction.
"Goodbye boss. I saw my brother." Xie Lingya said seriously.
boss:"…………"
He watched Xie Lingya running away from the bag, and really went to the priests. The two sides talked together and suddenly took a forehead. "This young man is a Taoist, you don't say it early!"
Make him sell what ghosts don't hang up!
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The Taoist priests of Taihe View looked at Xie Lingya, and did not know when Shi Changhang had made friends in the local area.
Shi Changhang said in a few words that Xie Lingya is a person who holds a view of Yang. It was the last time he knew about the person who took money with Fang Zhenxing. Although the view of Baoyang is very small, they know as many local Taoists. Some people and Wang Yuji know each other and talked with Xie Lingya.
Knowing that it was half a peer, these priests not only did not relax, but were somewhat nervous, and arbitrarily implied that Shi Changhang should leave.
Xie Lingya looked curiously and didn't know what they meant.
Shi Changhang looked at Xie Lingya, a bit hesitant.
Xie Lingya suddenly understood that most of them were busy for Chen Sansheng's work. Chen Sansheng failed to fight the law. Now the situation is not very good. It has not been announced. After all, it is a bit shameful. He is the master of the game.
The last time he guessed the truth, but it is certainly not easy to say in front of these people. He quickly opened the subject: "You see the leader, what, what activities can you call us in the future, hahaha? ""
In the past, Wang Yuji had never participated in group activities. Xie Lingya said that everyone can be polite.
In order not to delay people's work, Xie Lingya consciously went back.
But the coincidence is that after Xie Lingya got off the bus to the Taoist temple, he even saw a long line of people hanging around, but they didn't see him, but went straight in one direction.
Xie Lingya thinks that there is no need to say hello, simply go back to the Taoist view to practice. Because He Wei and his classmates have needs, and now the business has also opened, Xie Lingya has painted more Lingzu amulets to stock up.
After the practice, it was not long. When I went out to boil water, Xie Lingya saw a nearby merchant boss come in and said to everyone: "Hey, I just came over from the supermarket. There is an old Taoist jumper on the site at Mingxi Road. I Go, the legs are broken."
Construction site? Xie Lingya suddenly had a big eye, and put down the pot in his hand and turned back.
Come here, and the opportunity to learn to use and show yourself is here again.
I didn’t go far. Zhang Dao came out from the inside and looked at him in a hurry. Then he asked, “What are you going to do?”
Xie Lingya heroic dry cloud: "take my sword!"
"?!" Zhang Daoxuan looked terrified, "Boss, who?"