MTL - I’m a Straight Man in BL Love-Chapter 35 take the pool blast
Gu Zechen smoked a whole cigarette outside, and the smell of cigarettes dissipated from his body before he went back. When he came back, his expression was very lonely. Cheng Yichi didn't know what he was talking about with Bai Ruyu. He just looked at him. Gu Zechen noticed his eyes, smiled suddenly, and used his mouth shape. Say: "It's fine".
They did it so secretly that almost no one noticed, except for the audience in the live broadcast room—
[Did Mr. Gu look for Bai? The beauty went out to question him just now? Tsk tsk tsk, want me to be stabbed in my heart by my friend like this? I feel uncomfortable, or should I put it plainly? ]
[Please, are they two friends? At most, the person who was considered as an ambiguous person before is now a rival in love. This is a love variety show. Who would put their hearts away when they are fine? Pushing the object out, isn't this a lack of brains? ]
[Anyway, I really like Bai? Beauty, he is a reasonable pursuit, and now my wife doesn't show a special favor to anyone, why? Why can't I pursue him? ]
[As soon as my wife saw someone, someone laughed and made my wife feel at ease?, woohoo, no matter how fierce you are with your rival, I don't want you to know? It's really good to know what! ]
Cheng Yichi turned his head, they didn't come in before and they just missed the cp video of Bai Ruyu × Gu Zechen. It was also well edited, but the cooking was not there, that kind of slow motion that was deliberately created. Weird, no one speaks? Just silently watching a whole video and then changing to the next one.
Cheng Yichi's heart is complicated.
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The next video came out. It was from Cheng Yichi, Tang Yinuo and Fang Yunshi. The wife also carefully marked Tang Yinuo on the video: 0, Cheng Yichi: 0.5, Fang Yuno Yun Shi: 1. Then there is the story of a pair of warm sisters who were broken by the same man one after another and found him? In the final scene, Tang Yinuo is at the bottom, Cheng Yichi is in the middle, and Fang Yunshi is at the top. The silhouettes of the three people overlap each other, with the words: I will always be with you, I promise.
Cheng Yichi: ...it's not necessary.
Tang Yinuo was so out of breath that he couldn't help laughing while patting his thigh: "Which genius is this? Cut it out? It's amazing! I've never seen such an outrageous video!"
But? In fact, most of the material in this video seems to be basically the interaction between friends. It's not too much. The only interesting thing is the pulling and distance between the three people.
Fang Yunshi pondered for a while after watching the video, and suddenly asked, "Can the three of you be together?" Tang Yinuo's hand clapping his leg was stunned.
He said, "I like Nuonuo, and I also like Brother Yichi." It would be really good if all three of them could be together.
"Of course not!" Qi Jing retorted directly, "If you can accept sharing with others, it can only mean that you don't like it to that extent, then why do people want to be with you, and you don't like him so much? "
"Oh, okay." Fang Yunshi was a little disappointed, but he had to admit that he really didn't like it that much.
[Excited heart?, trembling hands, is the hour really a genius?. ]
[The first stroke of the three-person trip was written by me, and the first chapter is called: I have two people in my heart at the same time. ]
[Why? Why is it okay to be cute when you are young? Say such scary words in such a cute tone? Ah? (Although it seems good to think about it, of course I am not referring to this three-person line, the family understands hehehe:)]
Cheng Yichi breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Yunshi's brain circuits sometimes really made him difficult to understand.
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The fourth video is outrageous at the very beginning. Along with the bgm of "Flammable and Explosive", it is the process of Cheng Yichi walking to the hut step by step. , very friendly, but at the moment of opening the door, the camera can slow down, focus on his gradually rising mouth corners and dark eyes, there is an indescribable feeling of sickness—
Pool ALL, flammable and explosive:
Who's prey is still uncertain.
"Why? I'm sultry or why? My eyes are lost."
- In the hot spring pool, Qi Jing was buried in Cheng Yichi's neck, showing a fierce expression to Duan Qingsi who was discouraging him, while Cheng Yichi seemed helpless on the surface, but he touched the puppy's hair, slowly The camera swiped across his face, watching him gradually change from helplessness to a smile because the two were jealous of themselves
That's it, why? I'm going crazy.
"Picture my love, but also ecstasy in my eyes."
- Wei Buyan raised his eyebrows frivolously at Cheng Yichi and smiled, "I have a relationship with Teacher Cheng." But Li Yi, who came out of the cloakroom, said coldly, "Not necessarily?" Wei Buyan was not annoyed, just Looking at Cheng Yichi intently: "Then let's see tomorrow." Cheng Yichi was sitting on a chair, looking helpless, but he took a sip of tea to hide the joy in his pupils
Too easy to get, always will not be treasured.
"Love me purely and love me naked."
- Gu Zechen was pulled by Cheng Yichi without any defense. The water splashed all over him, but he had no intention of blaming him. He seemed to be attracted by the mermaid. He just leaned over and stared at him. The beauty behind her was jealous, she slid her fingers gently, and said to Gu Zechen, "Go and change your clothes." Then she touched the mermaid and laughed, turned around, and begged for mercy: "I was wrong, don't scratch again. That's it." The moment the beauty stopped, the corners of the mermaid's lips evoked an indistinct arc, and then disappeared.
Do you like my innocence, or do you like me who is easy to be controlled?
"Please ask me to be charming and please me **** penetration."
—In the strawberry field, when Li Yi licked the fingers that Cheng Yichi had touched, Cheng Yichi picked strawberries and wiped the juice from the corners of his lips. , like leaving someone next to you to lick
Only by giving benefits will the little wolf be obedient.
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Finally - "I am beautiful, and I am greedy and obsessed. Complaining that I am a hundred years old and worry-free, and that I have tears."
Cheng Yichi emerged from the water, tilted his head, his beautiful face shone in the sun, he asked tenderly, "Can you have fun with me?" Then he got into the water again. , the corners of the mouth raised inexplicably: one, can't escape.
[? ? ? ]
[? ? ? Sister, did you cut the all pool or the pool all? Why can't I see it? ? ? ]
[Isn't this the story of the fascination with the coquettish fishing department and a group of idiots who were teased around by him? ]
[I cut Chi All, that's it, I haven't finished cutting it yet, the next video is reversed, at first, Koike deliberately pretended to be a pig to eat a tiger to lure them? Later, when someone took the bait, he picked him up Eat it, because it is forcing 1 to be 0, so this group of people did not agree, Koike had to resort to violence to break it off! He? Is indeed the pool! ]
[Wu woo woo I can feel it?! My husband has been attacking for so many years, why should they be his wife? When will the sisters cut? ]
[Uh... no material yet. When are you waiting for it to be attacked by Chi?? I can cut my material, even one episode, the cat is crying. ]
[Grass hahahaha, all pool meal replacements are stress-free, die laughing. ]
Cheng Yichi was dumbfounded. He was completely dumbfounded.
The others were looking at him with unstoppable smiles in their eyes.
But even he himself didn't understand, why did he laugh so many times? It may have been an ordinary laugh, but editing with slow motion and filters somehow turned the ordinary laugh into a slightly provocative laugh, even a little scheming.
To be honest, if the person involved was not Cheng Yichi himself, he would have believed this video.
Video is also ok? It's fake, right woohoo, he? He's really a straight guy.
Seeing that he was gradually ashamed to the point where he couldn't help himself, Li Yi laughed: "It's okay, we prefer the usual Teacher Cheng."
It's a bit dull, but it's cute, isn't it?
The author has something to say: there is only so much for today! Shake it, shake it, shake it!
