Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 392 - 378: A Truly Famous Scene; The Hero Who Almost Lost His Virginity!
[ "It’s just a story!" Darkness breathed a small sigh of relief.
"Then what about the first letter?"
"This should be real." Megumin picked up the letter Yunyun had crumpled into a ball: "The Crimson Demon Clan has been a thorn in the Demon King’s side since ancient times!"
Kazuma, who had already taken off his clothes to reveal his underwear, was clearly not on the same wavelength as the others: "Wait, then where is my pure young heart supposed to go?!"
"What about Yunyun? Aren’t Yunyun and I supposed to develop a sweet and sour relationship?!"
"No chance!" After speaking, Darkness ignored Kazuma and instead looked at Megumin with some worry: "And Megumin, how can you be so unhurried!"
Kazuma, his hopes dashed, froze in place blankly. His pants dropped directly to his feet. At this moment, Aqua walked over and very elegantly and calmly pulled Kazuma’s pants back up.
Facing Darkness’s worry, Megumin told them not to worry, because the Crimson Demon Clan is an existence that even the Demon King fears!
However, Yunyun was still worried about the village’s safety and decided to go back and check first... And although Megumin looked like she didn’t care, she was actually still a bit worried. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Looks like the child couldn’t be saved, Kazuma! But I’m still willing to call you the strongest; you even took off your pants~"
"Hahaha, this is killing me. These people aren’t normal. Who cares about your wounded young heart?"
Everyone in the other worlds almost died laughing. He actually took off his pants, and the key point is he did it right in the hall... As expected of the representative of the scummy world, truly too abstract.
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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Looking at Kazuma, whose eyes had lost their highlights, Natsuki Subaru reached out to clutch his stomach, his whole body trembling from laughter.
"Haha, you actually took them off! And Aqua actually put them back on for him..."
Kazuma’s dream was shattered. The unborn child died in the womb... Er, I misspoke; it should be died in imagination.
One dares to strip, one dares to dress. As expected of a Goddess who has seen the world, displaying calmness vividly. She was calm to an excessive degree.
Emilia reached out to cover her face, averting her gaze in embarrassment:
"What on earth is Kazuma thinking!"
The prophecy said it was just a storybook tale, so why did you take your clothes off? Even if it were real, there was no need to strip right there.
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[ The next day, Kazuma and the others arrived at Wiz’s shop carrying bags big and small. Since they decided to return to Megumin’s hometown to take a look, they sought out Wiz.
"Then let me send you near the Crimson Demon Village. Teleport." Wiz merely raised her hand, and a magic circle appeared beneath their feet.
The group disappeared from the spot, accompanied by purple light, but Wiz suddenly remembered that she seemed to have remembered the location wrong.
On the other side, Kazuma was going crazy, running with tears across the grassland: "NO!! Wiz, where on earth did you send us?!"
Behind Kazuma, a group of female orcs in heat were chasing him relentlessly: "Hey, handsome little brother, come have some fun with ME!!" 𝚏𝕣𝐞𝗲𝐰𝕖𝐛𝐧𝕠𝕧𝚎𝚕.𝐜𝚘𝗺
Megumin’s somewhat anxious voice also rang out, explaining the current situation to Kazuma: "Kazuma! Male orcs went extinct a long time ago. Even if a male orc is occasionally born, he will be ravaged by female orcs and die of exhaustion before reaching adulthood!"
"CURRENT ORCS WILL KIDNAP MALES OF OTHER RACES WHO INVADE THEIR TERRITORY AND TAKE THEM BACK TO THE VILLAGE TO DO INDESCRIBABLE THINGS. THEY ARE THE NATURAL ENEMIES OF MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!"
Hearing this news while running, Darkness instantly lost her dream and collapsed on the ground with dull eyes.
Meanwhile, the female orcs chased Kazuma while trying to tempt him: "Come live in our village for a couple of days! That’s a harem, we’ll let you experience heaven on earth."
"I want to bear your children. For the first litter, I want males. 60 boys and 40 girls..." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Poor Darkness, a pervert actually lost her dream and even instantly lost the will to live."
"Isn’t it great... pfft... haha, the popularity you wanted has come true. This is a good place for you to start a harem!"
Looking at those oddly shaped orcs, and then at the slight-framed Kazuma, everyone silently mourned...
Rest in peace, hero. Leave all those orcs to Kazuma. As a hero, saving the world is his duty! Kazuma, this is the popularity you wanted! Your mating season has arrived, so don’t resist, just give in.
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〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜
Rudeus swallowed his saliva in fear:
" 60 boys and 40 girls... even sows aren’t that fertile!"
He’d die, right? He’d definitely die! Never mind living in the orc village for two days, just getting caught would mean being squeezed dry in minutes, without a single drop left.
A race hasn’t gone extinct despite having no males, which means they catch quite a few men. It seems their title as the public enemy of men worldwide isn’t just hype.
This place should be listed as a forbidden zone for men! It’s way too dangerous.
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[ Then an orc lunged, tackling Kazuma to the ground. Her hands firmly pinned him down as the pig-like face revealed an excited expression: "I’ll be done soon, just close your eyes!"
Kazuma, whose face was being constantly licked by the orc, cried out for help: "Help me, Megumin! Use that move, hurry up and use that move!"
But the distance was too close, so Megumin didn’t dare to act rashly! Kazuma could only issue a plea that sounded almost like a wail as he broke down.
"St... Stop ahhhh! Come to think of it, I don’t even know your name yet. This might be my first time! Start with a self-introduction..."
The orc straddled Kazuma, panting heavily while tearing off his clothes. Even Kazuma’s pants were pulled down.
"A fresh and juicy 16-year-old orc, Swardinaz. Let your lower half introduce itself too!" The excited female orc patted Kazuma’s thigh.
"My little brother is a bit shy. Since we know each other’s names today, why don’t we call it a day for now?"
Just when Kazuma was in despair, Yunyun arrived in time and saved Kazuma with a swamp magic spell!
Kazuma, whose underwear was pulled halfway down, cried and hugged Yunyun in a breakdown: "Yunyun, my Yunyun, thank you!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, this is too brutal... I’m dying of laughter. Boys must protect themselves when they are outside!"
"I can’t take it anymore, I’m really going to cramp up from laughing. This is high-energy all the way through, it’s truly god-tier."
Everyone could deeply feel the despair radiating from Kazuma through the screen, but they couldn’t help it... they were scared too! Such a terrifying scene would leave a psychological shadow on anyone.
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Hahaha, you have this day too, Scum-zuma!"
Usually, Kazuma was the perverted one, so Tohsaka Rin didn’t expect to see a scene where Kazuma was being bullied.
Unlike Tohsaka Rin, Emiya Shirou’s face was pale as paper, and his lips trembled slightly:
"Too... too terrible. It’s truly too terrible. He almost lost his chastity."
That massive body, thick tusks, and a pig’s head. You call this a fresh and juicy 16-year-old? He almost wanted to grab a sword and start hacking.
Even Archer on the side wasn’t faring much better; the hand holding his teacup was trembling slightly. Even as a Heroic Spirit from the future, he really hadn’t seen a scene like this!
Didn’t you see Kazuma was driven to the point of wanting Megumin to blow him up, along with the orc?
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"I’m not going... I’m not going anywhere."
Kazuma curled up in the corner of the sofa with lifeless eyes. Clearly, that scene just now had left a mark on his mind that wouldn’t fade anytime soon.
The outside world is too terrible. Now, only this house can bring him a shred of security. From now on, no one can make him take a step out of this house.
"Hey, Kazuma! It’s fine, don’t you have us, your reliable partners?"
Megumin was still trying to comfort Kazuma. If they didn’t go monster hunting, how would she get a chance to cast Explosion Magic?
"You guys?"
Kazuma looked at them with empty eyes, and then... became visibly even gloomier.
In other words, he became more withdrawn.
These reliable teammates of his were completely useless just now, only able to watch helplessly. If not for Yunyun, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
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[ Although Kazuma was successfully saved, it left him with a deep psychological shadow. He lay on Aqua’s lap, sucking his thumb like a child.
"Yosh, yosh, you must have been terrified, Kazuma." Aqua reached out and gently stroked Kazuma’s hair, comforting his wounded soul.
Kazuma lay on Aqua’s lap like that and thanked Yunyun again: "Yunyun, thank you. If anyone asks me who I respect the most in the future, I will definitely answer Yunyun without hesitation!"
To help Kazuma pull himself together, Megumin decided to tell him a secret: "When we Crimson Demons are born, a tattoo appears on a certain part of our bodies."
"And the location of Yunyun’s tattoo is actually..."
Hearing this, Kazuma’s eyes gradually brightened. He pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
While the group was arguing, a pack of goblins followed the sound and found them, scaring them into hurriedly hiding in the bushes.
But at such a critical moment, Megumin and Yunyun were still arguing nonstop. Darkness could only whisper a reminder: "If you’re too loud, we’ll be discovered. Kazuma, you persuade them too!"
Kazuma, who was still being gently stroked by Aqua, shouted directly: "Hey! Compared to that, hurry up and tell me where Yunyun’s tattoo is!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Why is Aqua so quiet today? Honestly, her silence is a bit scary."
"Hahaha, as expected of Megumin, she also precisely grasped Kazuma’s preferences, instantly restoring Kazuma to that scummy look."
The viewers in other worlds looked speechless at the change in Kazuma’s little eyes. Sure enough, he is a little pervert; as soon as these subtle topics are mentioned, he’s no longer sleepy, and his expression gradually becomes perverted.
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
Looking at Kazuma’s smile gradually becoming perverted, Ishtar sighed:
"Sigh, although he was almost scared silly just now, his eyes had become much clearer. But he instantly reverted to his old self."
However, did Aqua take the wrong medicine today? Spoiling Kazuma like this isn’t really her style... or rather, being this quiet isn’t like Aqua at all.
Merlin also breathed a sigh of relief. This is more interesting:
"Doesn’t this just show that he is still that scummy boy from before, without a single change?"
As expected of you, Scum-zuma! Your focus is always so peculiar.
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