Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 391 - 377: The Red Legend Begins! ’Please, have a child with me
[ After Kazuma defeated the Demon King General Hans, life didn’t change all that much. He continued to accept various requests from adventurers every day.
Inside the familiar Adventurer’s Guild, it was as lively as ever, with the faint sounds of adventurers’ discussions filling the air.
"Did you hear? Starting tomorrow, we won’t be able to catch tuna anymore. Some mage with a screw loose changed the entire terrain."
Hearing the discussions around them, Kazuma’s party, sitting in the corner, fell into a collective silence, because they were the culprits.
Looking at the teammates around him, Kazuma slammed the table in annoyance: "You said you were afraid the tuna would be snatched by monsters, so you used Explosion Magic? It’s about time you learned some advanced magic, you know!"
As for Darkness, it went without saying. Her attacks missed completely; instead, she was preyed upon by the fish and was currently still reminiscing about the sensation.
"Hey, did our debt increase again?" Aqua started clinging to Kazuma, shaking him ceaselessly: "What do we do! I don’t want to work part-time ANYMORE!!"
Kazuma looked at his teammates with a bit of disdain... An Archpriest who causes trouble everywhere she goes, an Archwizard who blows everything to smithereens, and a perverted Crusader!
Thanks to these trash partners, my adventuring life is simply at its peak!
The commotion caused by Kazuma’s party attracted the attention of a group of female adventurers nearby, who began to gossip about Kazuma.
"Aside from stealing panties, he doesn’t have any other good points, right? He’s the kind of scum who would drop-kick a female without changing his expression. Scum!"
Subsequently, this group of female adventurers shouted it right to his face without any taboo: "Scum-zuma, Scum-zuma..."
Kazuma wanted to cry, but had no tears. If this were the protagonist of an anime or game, he would be a heartthrob by now. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Even a ’Capture the Tuna’ quest can fail... So, it turns out that in Kazuma’s party, a Demon King General is at the very bottom of the food chain. Frogs > Tuna > Demon King General."
"Hahaha, I’m cracking up! Kazuma is looking down on his band of oddball teammates, but he never imagined that to other adventurers, he’s just as much of a misfit... Scum-zuma."
Mage with a screw loose... The corners of everyone’s mouths twitched slightly. You might as well just name her directly. In the Starter Village, who doesn’t know the great name of Megumin?
"Aside from stealing panties, he doesn’t have any other good points..."
Hearing this outrageous statement, people from other worlds were a bit dumbfounded. Are they behind the times? Since when can stealing panties be considered a good point?
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〜OVERLORD World〜
"When others travel to another world, they are hailed as heroes. Only you are called scum."
Ainz felt quite helpless regarding the experience of his fellow countryman.
"Kazuma, you’re all birds of a feather, so let’s not disdain each other."
Although the idiot goddess loves to cause trouble, she ensures you have no worries about dying. Megumin’s brain circuitry is a bit strange, but her damage is serious enough—she can even change the terrain!
Darkness might be a bit of a pervert, but she... uh, the Bone King’s thoughts paused for a moment. What was her good point again? Oh right! At least her noble status is quite useful sometimes.
And in a certain sense, your ’Brutishness’ is even more famous than your teammates! In the Starter Village, it can be said to be a household name.
〜Bleach World〜
Ichigo had a face full of black lines regarding Megumin’s magical brain circuitry:
"Just because she was afraid of monsters stealing them, she blew up all the tuna?"
How is this different from killing the hostages first because you’re afraid the kidnappers will use them as leverage? You’ve got the priority of your protection wrong! Megumin.
Ishida Uryu felt like he was seeing a rising nuclear pacifist:
"Her Explosion Magic has gotten stronger again. It’s strong enough to alter the terrain now."
Visible growth in strength, how enviable! This must be the benefit of dumping all points into a single stat. Although she can only fire one shot, it’s not like anyone can survive taking it.
Her brain circuitry might be a bit twisted, but it’s not a big problem. After all, this team still has a shared external brain—Kazuma—present!
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[ But just then, Yunyun slammed open the doors of the Adventurer’s Guild, walked up to Kazuma’s side, and lowered her head shyly.
Her entire face was flushed red, and then she pursed her lips tightly as if she had made up her mind: "Ka... Kazuma-san! I... I want Kazuma-san’s CHILD!!"
Kazuma immediately curled his lips into a devilish grin: "My popular phase! It’s finally here! If you ask me, having a daughter as the firstborn is better."
Megumin thought Yunyun had gone crazy, but Yunyun stated that if she didn’t make a baby with Kazuma-san, the world would be destroyed by the Demon King!
Upon hearing this, Kazuma placed his hands on Yunyun’s shoulders, looking as if the burden was his to bear: "As long as I have a child with Yunyun, we can resolve the Demon King issue and save the world, right! Since it solves people’s problems, how could I refuse?"
Darkness and Megumin naturally objected strenuously. Clearly, when they took the subjugation quest earlier, Kazuma had complained endlessly. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, calling him Scum-zuma really wasn’t a mistake... As expected of you, one look at that mouth and you know he’s a veteran scumbag."
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"No, you’re already planning it out? At least ask for the reason! There might be some misunderstanding."
Emiya Shirou watched with cold sweat running down his face, looking at the ever-brutish Kazuma.
The world will be destroyed if she doesn’t have a child with Kazuma? This was the first time he’d seen such a ridiculous reason. This was definitely a prank by some bratty kid!
"Kazuma needs to ask for a reason?"
Tohsaka Rin sneered.
"Do you think the nickname ’Scum-zuma’ is just for show?"
For Kazuma, the reason doesn’t matter at all, and refusing is nonexistent. He is extremely decisive when it’s time to be decisive.
When facing this kind of problem, Kazuma isn’t the type of boy to be indecisive... His personality, both trashy and straightforward, is always displayed vividly in these strange places.
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[ After a round of arguing, Yunyun revealed the truth of the matter. It was all because of a letter from her dad. Megumin picked up the letter and began to read it.
"By the time you receive this letter, I will likely no longer be in this world!"
The letter also stated that the Crimson Demon Village had been attacked by the Demon King’s Army. A fortune teller foresaw a future where the village was destroyed, but there was still hope: the sole survivor, Yunyun.
"The sole survivor, Yunyun, will meet a certain man in the Starter Village. That man, who is both unreliable and powerless to truss a chicken, will become her destined partner."
When reading this part, Megumin even cast her gaze toward Kazuma.
"The boy born between her and this man will embark on a journey! He shall be the one to avenge his clansmen and defeat the Demon King."
Hearing this, everyone was astonished. Aqua couldn’t sit still either: "Do I have to wait for Kazuma’s child to grow up? Can we compromise? How about three years!"
Hearing Aqua’s outrageous statement, Kazuma was dumbfounded: "You... want an infant to go subjugate the Demon King?"
However, Kazuma still stood up decisively and reached out to embrace Yunyun: "For the sake of the world, I am duty-bound!"
Just then, Megumin discovered a folded corner at the bottom of the letter. After flipping it open, she read it out softly: "Crimson Demon Hero Legend Chapter 1. Author: Arue."
"AHHH!!!" Realizing what she had done, Yunyun’s face turned beet red. She snatched the letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it away.
Then Yunyun fell to her knees, holding her head with both hands, and wailed loudly: "Arue, you IDIOT!!!"
Kazuma also looked anxious: "What’s going on? Is there still a chance for my child? What should I DO!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
The crowd almost died of laughter. A man who is both unreliable and powerless... Based solely on these conditions, Yunyun subconsciously found Kazuma.
Honestly, what kind of image does Kazuma have in your heart?! Among so many people in the Starter Village, she decided it was him at a glance.
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"She actually wants a three-year-old child to fight the Demon King? Aqua, are you some kind of devil?"
Misaka Mikoto was stunned.
Although this is just a story in a novel, if Aqua is serious, then she’s no different from a real devil.
Three years old! A three-year-old child... Do you want him to fight the Demon King with a baby bottle in his mouth? It’d be more realistic to send him to the Demon King for daycare!
"Wahahaha, it actually turned out to be a novel..."
Shirai Kuroko clutched her sides, laughing as she watched Yunyun’s breakdown.
Every time she sees Kazuma putting on a face like he’s doing it to save the world, she wants to laugh. Why don’t we see you being this brave normally?
Sure enough, Kazuma is the most persistent one when encountering these kinds of things. Even now, he hasn’t forgotten about making a baby! Regrettably, your child is a no-go...
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Seeing this, the Demon King General Sylvia gnashed her teeth in hatred:
"What is this mess? Even if you write a novel, you can’t write it like this!"
Simply shameless.
Are you sure the Crimson Demon Village was trampled? And not your Crimson Demon Village trampling our Demon King’s Army?
Who taught you to write like this?
Although the Crimson Demon Village is full of people with sick minds, they are indeed strong. The Demon King’s Army usually avoids them if they can!
"BOOM—!"
Just then, an explosion sounded in the distance, followed by a series of tremors.
"RUN!! I told you not to provoke them!"
Following a burst of chaotic noise, Sylvia just took one look into the distance and immediately turned to run.
Damn it, the Crimson Demons are still chasing ME!!
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