Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 393 - 379: Licking the blade and cutting one’s own tongue; the Goblins...
[ Kazuma’s perverted remark instantly attracted the monsters’ attention, and these three monsters happened to be members of the Demon King’s Army.
"You bastard, you bastard!" Darkness, somewhat driven mad, strangled Kazuma’s neck and shook him continuously.
Seeing that they had been discovered, the others walked out from the bushes. Upon seeing these monsters, Aqua clenched her fists and slowly stepped forward.
Then, taking a deep breath, she began a top-tier taunt accompanied by wild gestures, showing absolutely no regard for them: "Looks like low-level mimic demons. How annoying. You’re just trash demons who look like ogres but can’t even upgrade to become lesser demons. Do you have business with us?"
"Kushu..." Aqua covered her mouth with her hand to stifle a laugh, then waved her hand with extreme disgust: "I’ll spare your worthless lives today. Go away, didn’t you hear me?"
As soon as she finished speaking, many more monsters appeared behind that ogre, surrounding them completely. The situation reversed instantly: "Hey, ArchPriest, what did you say? There are two Crimson Demon whelps here who caused us so much suffering. Do you think we’d let them go?"
Seemingly to scare them, a Goblin wearing cloth armor next to the ogre stuck out his tongue to lick the blade in his hand. As a result... he actually cut his own tongue off! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, a mocking face every second. It’s really a waste of talent for Aqua not to be a tank. Her taunt skill is maxed out, absolutely maxed out!"
"Aqua used Provoke, it’s super effective... But the problem is, why did you, a Priest, put so many skill points into taunt?!"
"Heheheha..." Viewers in other worlds were bent over backward with laughter at this scene, slapping their thighs continuously. They had never seen a goddess who could make such a punchable face.
The key was being able to make so many naturally taunting expressions in such a short amount of time. She truly lived up to the title of a walking monster-aggro magnet.
The funniest part was that blade-licking guy. He really almost made them die of laughter. Who licks a blade and manages to cut their own tongue off...
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"This taunt skill... I can only say it’s too powerful."
Shokuhou Misaki laughed until her stomach hurt.
Even without listening to the audio, just looking at the screen, one could feel the deep malice coming from Aqua. That expression was just too punchable; anyone seeing it couldn’t help but want to beat her up.
The usually cowardly Aqua was probably only this brave when facing devils and demons. She always started the fight with a taunt!
Even though she wasn’t interested in video games, she knew what it meant for a female priest to max out her taunt stacks first.
She was simply a "blessing" to her teammates, screwing over as many as she could.
〜That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime World〜
"Hahaha... this Goblin licking the blade... It’s really haha... I can’t, I’m really going to die laughing."
Shion slapped Gobta’s back, laughing until tears came out.
It was just too funny. That blade lick was legendary... Whether it was coated in deadly poison was unknown, but at least they knew his blade was indeed very sharp.
"Pfft..."
Rimuru’s mouth also couldn’t stop twitching upwards, but he tightly covered his mouth, trying to suppress the laughter that was about to spill out.
To look after the fragile heart of his little bro Gobta, Rimuru really broke his back worrying.
"..."
Meanwhile, Gobta, a fellow Goblin, was dumbfounded. He had never seen such a stupid Goblin.
If it was to scare people, I can understand licking the blade, but who licks the sharp edge?! Cutting off your own tongue—are you trying to make the enemy die of laughter?
Well, it worked. Whether the enemy died of laughter is unknown, but my friends are about to die laughing.
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[ Megumin couldn’t care less about all that. Her eyes glowed red, and disregarding everyone’s panic, she directly unleashed her Explosion Magic: "EXPLOSION!!"
"BOOM—!"
Accompanied by a rainbow-colored beam, an unparalleled massive explosion followed, blowing away the surrounding trees, roots and all.
As the smoke and dust cleared, Kazuma and the others were found lying in the huge crater, having been caught in the friendly fire. Megumin excitedly asked Kazuma how he would rate this Explosion Magic.
Lying prone in the deep pit, Kazuma had somewhat of a breakdown: "I give you negative 90 points! What do we do now? How am I supposed to carry you and run for our lives?"
Surprisingly, one Goblin had successfully escaped the disaster. He looked at the group with a face full of cold sweat: "That... that really gave me a fright."
More reinforcements arrived behind him upon hearing the noise. At this moment, the Goblin became cocky again: "The reinforcements were all attracted by that blast. Prepare to die."
Unexpectedly, these so-called reinforcements looked like they were fleeing for their lives. They completely ignored the Goblin and even trampled him underfoot.
Just then, four people suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of Kazuma. They wore black bodysuits, fingerless gloves, and capes, striking various strange poses.
"Vanish without a trace! Under the baptism of the dark flames born from the abyss."
"Sink into eternal slumber! In the embrace of these arms of ice."
"I... kill... you."
"Born at this very moment!"
The four chanted strange words. Just as the Demon King’s Army wanted to say something, the group shouted the magic’s name in unison.
"Light of Saber!"
As they shouted one after another, their hand-blades burst forth with light, slashing at the Demon King’s Army in succession. In just an instant, the Demon King’s Army was wiped out. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Instant cast nuke? Just one word, ’Explosion’, and it’s done? Where did your cast time go... Since it’s come to this, let’s give our allies a proper burial first."
"Wait! Those so-called reinforcements looked like they were running away... It must be my imagination."
Everyone watched the four people who appeared out of nowhere in silence. As soon as they opened their mouths, you knew they were veteran chuunibyou. They were exactly like Megumin, frantically adding drama to themselves.
So those chants were just chuuni performances? Once used, aren’t they all the same thing?!
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〜Delicious in Dungeon World〜
"Where’s the fire? Where’s the ice? Where’s the darkness?"
Marcille felt scammed. The magic they talked about and the magic they used were completely different!
A bunch of inexplicable lines, but the result was uniformly Light of Saber? It was strong, undeniably, but it was also undeniably cringe!
Chilchuck took a deep breath:
"I finally understand why Megumin’s Explosion Magic has such a pile of inexplicable words..."
Those weren’t magic chants; they were probably just their respective cool-sounding lines. No wonder Megumin’s chant was different every time.
So this is a tradition of the Crimson Demon Village. Growing up in such an environment, it’s not incomprehensible.
"But... just these four people defeated a large army. Is the village really in crisis like the letter said?"
When Laios said this, everyone present was stunned! That’s right, they just cut through that massive army like chopping melons and vegetables. They clearly weren’t to be trifled with.
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[ After ending the battle, the four-person team was still striking various strange poses, but they noticed Kazuma and the others nearby: "We came to check because we were attracted by the explosion in the distance. It turns out to be Megumin and Yunyun!"
Although Megumin was a bit unsteady after using Explosion Magic, she could still stand: "I heard your village encountered a crisis?"
Crisis? The group of four tilted their heads in confusion. What crisis could the village have...
"By the way, Megumin, are these people your adventuring companions?"
In response, Megumin nodded shyly. Seeing this, Bukkororii put on a serious expression, flipped his cape, and struck various strange poses.
"I am Bukkororii, the young master of the Crimson Demon Clan’s number one shoe store, and a Great Mage, wielder of Advanced Magic."
Faced with this sudden self-introduction, others might have been speechless, but Kazuma was long used to it. Instead, he played along.
"You are too kind. I am Satou Kazuma." Kazuma said, imitating their poses: "Residing in Axel, master of various skills, the man who has crossed blades with generals of the Demon King’s Army!"
"OOOOH!!!" Seeing this, the four instantly got excited. "I didn’t expect an outsider to be able to respond like this. Megumin, congratulations on finding such a wonderful companion."
Seeing that there was still some distance to the Crimson Demon Village, Bukkororii raised his hand and cast Teleport, transferring everyone to the Crimson Demon Village. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"So... the people who just instantly killed a group of the Demon King’s Army are just the son of a Crimson Demon shoe store owner? And not even adventurers?"
"Hahaha, Kazuma, you seem to know the drill, buddy. After all, who hasn’t had a chuunibyou phase?"
Looking at the confused expressions of the four-person group, everyone even suspected that the letter was sent just to trick Yunyun into coming back to the village.
Just these few people could wipe out a swath of the Demon King’s Army, and a random guy could use high-level magic like Teleport. Are you sure this village is in crisis?
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〜OVERLORD World〜
"Although everything Kazuma said is true, why does it sound so weird?"
Momonga (Ainz) was a bit speechless.
’Master of various skills’ Refers to the 100% success rate in panty-stealing, Steal, various small elemental magic skills, and the Lich’s divine skill.
’Crossed blades with generals of the Demon King’s Army’ is also true, but every time it was a fluke or a messy victory. There wasn’t a single time he took the initiative to attack.
Thinking this, Momonga finally understood why it sounded so strange:
"Perhaps this is the art of language."
Gaining the friendship of the Crimson Demon Village is too simple—just be chuuni along with them.
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