Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 394 - 380: The Crimson Demon Village Drops Everyone’s Jaws; A Village of Human Nukes...
〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Beatrice stared blankly at Bukkororii, who was casually unleashing high-level magic.
"Are all shoe sellers Great Mages, I suppose?"
Though she couldn’t agree with the Crimson Demons Clan’s peculiar way of speaking and eccentric behavior, their strength left her speechless.
The identity of a shoe store owner was particularly absurd. It was one thing to instant-cast magic of that level, but the key was being able to transport a whole group of people... What an incredibly broad strategic mobility.
Yunyun was the same, and Megumin too. Was the Crimson Demons Clan composed of natural-born magical prodigies? Any random person who showed up possessed terrifyingly high magical attainment.
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[ After arriving at the village, Yunyun’s father—the chief of the Crimson Demons Village—warmly entertained the group. Kazuma heard a shocking truth straight from Yunyun’s father.
The Village Chief let out a hearty laugh: "Hahaha, that was just a report on recent events!"
Yunyun looked at her father, who was still full of life, her expression stiffening: "But the letter said, ’By the time you receive this, I will likely no longer be in this world’?"
The Village Chief said as if it were a matter of course: "Isn’t that the standard greeting for the Crimson Demons Clan? Didn’t they teach you that in school? ...Speaking of which, both you and Megumin graduated early because of your excellent grades."
Yunyun was dumbfounded: "Then, the part about the military base built by the Demon King’s Army being impossible to breach was also..."
"Yeah, everyone is currently debating whether we should destroy it or keep it as a tourist attraction."
Hearing these mind-blowing facts, Kazuma couldn’t hold back anymore: "Yunyun, can I punch your father?"
"You may!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
Hearing these reasons, even the viewers outside the video fell silent. At this moment, they shared the same thought... If possible, please give him two extra punches for us, thank you!
’By the time you receive this, I will likely no longer be in this world’—this is actually a daily greeting?!
Who starts a letter like that! Any normal person would assume the worst!
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〜The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. World〜
"What a cool greeting!!"
Kaidou Shun’s eyes sparkled; he deeply felt the charm of it.
He was even wondering if he should find a time to write a letter to Saiki, starting with those words.
Saiki complained expressionlessly in his heart:
" I advise you not to. Otherwise, even I won’t be able to resist punching you. "
"Yare yare. I thought it was just an isolated case, but it turns out the whole village is Chuunibyou."
A Village Chief who treats a prank-like opening as a greeting probably isn’t a normal person. Or rather... the whole village isn’t normal!
〜Type-Moon World, Unlimited Blade Works Worldline〜
Emiya Shirou held his forehead with a headache.
"What on earth are they teaching in that school...?"
The fact that this was a village-wide standard greeting was beyond ridiculous. As the saying goes, education starts from childhood.
But for them, ’Chuunibyou’ starts from childhood. It’s no wonder the whole village hasn’t graduated from their delusions!
Tohsaka Rin’s mouth twitched slightly.
"So... Yunyun, who graduated early, is actually the normal one!"
"That’s not the point!"
Red A shook his head slowly, took a long breath, and continued:
"The point is that they are actually considering turning the base built by the Demon King’s Army into a tourist attraction!!"
Normally, it should be the other way around. Has the Demon King’s Army been bullied by the Crimson Demons to this extent, and they just sit idly by?
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[ The letter the Village Chief wrote wasn’t entirely fake, because the village was indeed under attack by the Demon King’s Army. Calculating the time, they were about to arrive.
"Demon King’s Army alert! Those who are free, please gather at the village entrance. The enemy numbers approximately 1,000 units."
As the bell tolled, Kazuma and Darkness let out a cry of shock: "One thousand?!"
Then the scene shifted to the center of the battlefield. Following a series of explosions, the screams of the Demon King’s Army filled the air.
In the middle of the battlefield, the monsters wailed: "Uwahhhh... Sylvia-Sama, please retreat! Even if you leave us behind, just run...!"
"Damn it, damn it! If only we could get close to them... AHHHHH—"
The corpses of the Demon King’s Army littered the field, and many monsters began to break down: "This is why I opposed attacking the Crimson Demons Village! I didn’t want to come here...!"
When Kazuma and the others walked up to the high ground, they saw a scene akin to a natural disaster.
Giant magic circles constantly lit up the sky. Lightning, fire, gales, and ice—various elements poured from the heavens, ravaging the center of the battlefield.
A rain of Advanced Magic fell mercilessly upon the Demon King’s Army. This could no longer be called a battle; it was one-sided slaughter.
Looking at the scene before them, Kazuma and his group were all jaw-dropped. "Amazing... This level of strength is a bit scary!"
Kazuma looked around. Facing an enemy force of over a thousand, only about 50 Crimson Demons Clan members had shown up.
The Village Chief smiled broadly and pointed toward the exploding battlefield: "How is it? We’re planning to use this to entertain tourists." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Those who are free, hahaha! I’m dying. It means if you’re busy, you don’t even have to go. What level of confidence is this?"
"Holy crap... which side is the villain here?! I can’t believe words that sound like they’re from a protagonist are coming out of the monsters’ mouths."
It was too tragic. This was simply too tragic... Even the viewers outside the video couldn’t help but want to shout,
"Demon King’s Army, run! While there’s life, there’s hope!"
With this scene, the people of the Crimson Demons Village are the true Demon Kings! In this village, everyone is a ’King Bomb.’ No matter what you play, they just blow it up!
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〜OVERLORD World〜
Looking at the disaster-like scene, Ainz fell silent. The true villain is the Chief of the Crimson Demons Village, right? He actually wants to turn this into a major tourist attraction!
Good grief, they can even play it like this? The Demon King’s Army’s invasion is just a sightseeing event to them!
"No wonder the heroes of this world are all jokes. Look at this, what’s left for a hero to do...?"
Where was the ’Demon King’s Army Attack Alert’? This was clearly an alarm clock notifying everyone that the ’Leisure and Entertainment’ hour had begun.
Shalltear was also stunned.
"If everyone in the Crimson Demons Village is a Great Mage, what could the Demon King’s Army possibly use to fight back?"
"Outside our Great Tomb, could there also exist such a secluded mountain village...?"
Demiurge’s thoughts began to wander again.
"It is indeed possible..."
Ainz pondered upon hearing this, feeling that Demiurge’s words were very logical. They had to be on guard.
After all, this scene was indeed tragic—it was pure, one-sided devastation. A dance of demons!
〜Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End World〜
Looking at the shocking scene, Fern subconsciously swallowed.
"This isn’t a tourist attraction... It’s a major disaster zone."
With only 50 people, they completely decimated a force of over a thousand. The key was ’come if you’re free, don’t worry if you’re not’...
One can only imagine how miserable the Demon King of that world must be! Leading a group of incompetent executives against a village of god-like enemies.
Frieren was somewhat stunned.
"I feel like these people alone could flatten the Demon King!"
A few random people showed up and sent the Demon King’s Army running with their tails between their legs. The army couldn’t even touch the village gates... The whole village consists of living ’Map Cannon’ weapons.
She suddenly felt that the Demon King asking Wiz to set up a barrier at the Demon King’s Castle wasn’t without reason. It was probably to keep them out.
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
Dr. Roman was completely dumbfounded.
"Do you hear this? Are these the words a villain should be saying?"
Who is invading whom?! Why does it look like the Demon King’s Army is the one being invaded? Did they get it backward?!
Fujimaru Ritsuka only managed to say after a long while:
"It’s abstractly powerful. They’re just throwing magic around with their eyes closed."
What kind of Ragnarok scenario is this? Everyone is a mobile artillery platform, and their mana seems shockingly high. They’re throwing piles of magic out like it costs nothing, and they never stop.
By comparison, the executives of the Demon King’s Army are trash! Are you sure that with such a massive strength gap, the Demon King still wants to invade the world?
No wonder everywhere looks peaceful. It turns out the Demon King’s Army is the one being persecuted!
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[ After repelling the Demon King’s Army like that, Kazuma carried Megumin to her home.
Aqua pointed toward a small one-story house ahead: "Megumin, is that the stable you were talking about?"
Megumin was speechless: "That’s not a stable, that’s the main house!"
Kazuma, carrying Megumin, went to the house and knocked. Before long, a mini-version of Megumin opened the door. She froze upon seeing them.
Then, Komekko’s eyes widened in surprise. She took a deep breath and shouted into the house: "Papa! Big Sis kidnapped a man and brought him home!"
The scene shifted. Kazuma looked at the serious-looking middle-aged man in front of him. He sat upright on the floor, the atmosphere feeling awkward.
To the side, Aqua was performing a trick with a cup to entertain Komekko. At this moment, Megumin’s father spoke: "What is your relationship with my daughter?"
Kazuma: "I’ve said it many times, we’re just friends..."
Megumin’s father, as if unable to contain himself any longer, grabbed the low table and reached out: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!" 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎
Megumin’s mother quickly pressed down on the table, trying to stop the father’s impulsive move.
"Dear! Stop! Please don’t flip and break the table again! We have no more money! Noooo!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"A stable? That’s right, true heroes sleep in stables! Aqua really knows how to talk."
"Holy cow, ’Big Sis kidnapped a man’... this kid is destined for greatness."
Viewers from other worlds looked at Megumin’s father with confusion. Why does it feel like ’Invincible’ is written all over this guy’s face?
And Aqua seemed surprisingly reliable when it came to things other than her actual job.
She was proficient in all sorts of strange skills; she could do anything except be an adventurer.
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〜JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Worldline〜
"Yare yare, he really said the one thing a father least wants to hear,"
Jotaro said coolly, hands in his pockets.
I have nothing to do with your daughter, we’re just friends... That sentence was worse than saying nothing.
Beside him, Josuke Higashikata was constantly scanning the figure on the screen.
"Why does he feel a bit like Mr. Jotaro?"
Koichi nodded upon hearing this. Both the temperament and the outfit were very similar, especially that hat, which looked like it was part of his head—it was the finishing touch.
But... why is Megumin’s family so poor? The Crimson Demons Clan is so powerful; surely, if they went out and took one or two commissions, they wouldn’t be unable to afford a single table.
The house could truly be described as ’four bare walls.’ No wonder Megumin became a wilderness survival expert as a child. Looking at it now, it makes perfect sense.
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