Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 378 - 364: The ’Perfect’ Team in the Eyes of Outsiders!
[ "Trial of Courage Race... It’s a speed game where you charge at a hard obstacle at high speed and then dodge it at the last moment to prove your courage!"
And the obstacle they chose was Darkness, whose hands and feet were tied in front of them!
"Here they come! Here they come!" Looking at the approaching Running Hawkite, the bound Darkness immediately stood up, her face flushed with excitement and eagerness: "Kazuma, this time it’s really... this time it’s really not going to work! I’m going to get hit."
Just as the Running Hawkite was about to hit Darkness, it crossed over her from above in a Fosbury Flop style, then continued to charge as if nothing had happened.
After that, other Running Hawkites rushed over one after another, but they all jumped over her before hitting Darkness, using various strange poses such as the straddle and scissor kick.
Darkness, this pervert who doesn’t play by the rules, became even more excited: "Is this part of a teasing play?! This feeling of being almost hit but not quite, it’s a different kind of pleasure."
Kazuma felt ashamed for her and quickly told her to shut up: "Alright, so many people are watching you, shut your mouth!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"This person is really beyond saving, too outrageous! If she got hit, I wouldn’t say anything, after all, she’s a pervert, but she can still feel pleasure even when she doesn’t get hit..."
"An angel’s face, a devil’s mentality. Darkness is so beautiful, but why is she a pervert?!"
Looking at still raving like a madwoman, everyone really couldn’t understand where Darkness’s shyness lay.
She would clearly feel shy like a normal girl when she saw Kazuma’s holy sword, so why wouldn’t she feel shy now, putting on such a perverted display in public...
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Looking at such a perverted Darkness, Rin Tohsaka swallowed nervously and said dryly,
"Kazuma wants her to get married and leave the party, so it’s not incomprehensible..."
Among perverts, she’s probably a severe case! Bringing such a pervert along would put a lot of pressure on anyone.
Even the usually devilish Kazuma felt ashamed for her, because it was just too outrageous, even the shameless Kazuma couldn’t keep a straight face.
Ilya was still in a daze next to them, another strange worldview added! What kind of eccentric companions does Kazuma have?
"Suddenly realized that the most devilish Kazuma is actually the only normal person in the party who would feel ashamed for Darkness!"
Megumin only had explosion magic in her head, and Aqua, needless to say, had no brain... No wonder both of them were indifferent to Darkness’s perversion.
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[ Then other adventurers also took action, but there were too many monsters, so it didn’t have much effect.
What terrified them even more was that after this group of Running Hawkites passed through the caravan, they actually turned around and came back! They clearly wanted another round.
Kazuma looked at Darkness wriggling on the ground and had a flash of inspiration: "Old man! Are there any cliffs nearby?"
The coachman said there were no cliffs nearby, but there was a cave for shelter from the rain. Kazuma immediately thought of a countermeasure and told Megumin and Aqua to quickly get on the carriage.
"Let’s go, Darkness!"
Kazuma was just about to carry Darkness and leave, but he almost ground his teeth to dust, unable to straighten his back: "Too heavy, can’t lift her."
Darkness, with a look of anticipation, began to persuade Kazuma: "Just tie me to the back of the carriage with a rope and pull me. Because things are too urgent, there’s no other way! Don’t be polite, come on."
Kazuma had never seen such a perverted request, but the situation was urgent, so he had no choice but to do it: "If you can’t hold on, just say so, and I’ll untie you immediately!"
Darkness was too excited to hear Kazuma’s words, her face flushed as she wriggled constantly, looking somewhat expectant: "To be tied like this, dragged by the carriage, and then chased by the male birds, me like this..."
Before she could finish speaking, she was dragged forward by the carriage, successfully attracting the attention of all the male birds, and Darkness, being dragged behind the carriage, was practically in ecstasy.
"Kazuma! This is great, it’s great, this feeling! This feeling of being treated as an object."
Aqua on the carriage looked at the dragged Darkness, appearing somewhat scared: "Although I know Kazuma is very devilish, this is too much!"
Instantly, everyone on the carriage cast a look of disgust at Kazuma. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"She’s beyond saving, next! Is this due to the urgency of the situation? I don’t even want to expose you, you’re practically begging to be treated this way!"
Good heavens, if everyone weren’t familiar with Darkness’s true nature, they would have thought this was some cruel torture; it’s just too abstract!
This wasn’t just talk; she was genuinely enjoying the pain, a truly incurable masochist.
But it must be said, although this person is a pervert! She’s also adamant; this dragging would have killed an ordinary person hundreds of times over.
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"This would probably make you drool even if you were cured..."
Shirai Kuroko took a deep breath, trying to ease her tension, looking at this somewhat cruel scene.
She, Shirai Kuroko, considered herself a pervert, but in this regard, she felt inferior. Hanging herself on a carriage and being dragged? Is that something a human would do?
Even she, a pervert, found it perverted! In terms of perversion, she would call Darkness the strongest!
Misaka Mikoto had a deeper understanding of Kazuma:
"As expected of an egalitarian, facing such a request, a normal person would probably refuse!"
Although she knew Darkness’s true nature, seeing Darkness being dragged like that, even she felt it was somewhat cruel.
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[ Due to the slow speed of the carriage, there was still some distance to the cave, and at this rate, they would soon be caught.
At the critical moment, Wiz took action: "Bottomless Swamp—!"
At the same time, a huge swamp appeared between the carriage and the Running Hawkites. The Hawkites running at the front were already stuck in the swamp, unable to move, and gradually sank.
The carriage also successfully pulled away from the ostriches, but the latter quickly bypassed the swamp and continued to chase. As for their target, Darkness...
"Ahahaha! This unseemly sight, unbecoming of a noble... No, don’t look at me like this, so disgraceful!"
Clearly, Darkness was still enjoying it, calling out "no" with a flushed face, her expression becoming increasingly dazed.
Aqua, however, diligently cast healing magic on Darkness, who was being dragged behind the carriage: "Heal, Heal... Keep going, Darkness!"
But fortunately, they had reached the entrance of the cave. The coachman performed a 360-degree drift, parking the carriage at the entrance.
Kazuma quickly jumped off the carriage, and with Aqua’s strength buff, he directly picked up Darkness, spun her around once, and threw her out.
"Ahhh, this is great, this is great! This humiliation, truly worthy of Kazuma, dragged me for so long, and then threw me to feed the monsters."
Darkness, who was thrown out, landed face-first at the entrance of the cave. Accompanied by a crunching sound, she instantly fell silent.
The Running Hawkites jumped over Darkness one after another and rushed into the cave, and then, with Megumin’s explosion magic as the finale, the farce finally ended. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"The coachman is definitely not simple; that carriage drift is too impressive! A carriage can drift too..."
"Aqua’s strength buff is a bit amazing, Kazuma, who couldn’t lift Darkness before, threw her so far... That landing sound is a bit familiar!"
The sound of Darkness landing, everyone felt like they had heard it somewhere before... And it should have been recently.
After a short period of contemplation, the expressions of people from other worlds suddenly changed. Isn’t this the sound of Kazuma breaking someone’s neck last time? No wonder it’s so familiar!
No wonder Darkness, who was still rambling perverted remarks in the air, instantly fell silent. It’s very likely she passed away in an instant.
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〜Fairy Tail World〜
"Aqua isn’t a goddess, she’s a devil, right? She’s still adding healing magic in this situation!"
Lucy’s expression was somewhat horrified.
Is this really not some cruel torture? Healing while being dragged by a carriage, making people experience a fate worse than death, it’s simply demonic.
Mira smiled gently:
"I always feel that Wiz alone could solve these monsters, after all, she’s a Demon King’s Executive."
A single swamp magic spell, its range alone already showed her extraordinary power, but it also doesn’t rule out racial limitations, limiting her strength during the day.
Aqua, needless to say, has endless magical power, throwing healing magic like it’s free.
The only pity is that Aqua’s healing skills don’t seem to cure masochism... They can cure the body, but not the heart.
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[ As night fell, the caravan held a bonfire party, and Kazuma and the others were hailed as heroes! The caravan leader handed the perfectly roasted meat to Kazuma.
"You all are truly amazing. I never expected there to be a great arch-wizard who can cast explosion magic, and a great priest who can easily heal the injured!"
"And a brave crusader who doesn’t flinch and sacrifices herself to lure them! This lady can also use advanced magic like swamp magic to stop them!"
"And a wise adult like you, who used initial judgment to lure enemies into the cave and wipe them out!"
The more Kazuma listened, the more guilty he felt. At this point, he didn’t dare to say that those monsters were attracted by their party’s crusader.
Please have mercy on me, it’s not like that at all! It’s all our fault.
To show their gratitude, the old man also prepared some rewards for them. Kazuma quickly refused: "As adventurers, it’s natural for us to participate in battles."
This moved the old man to tears, covering his face with his hand: "What great people! I never expected to find true adventurers like you in such a utilitarian world!"
Kazuma also couldn’t help but cover his face, thinking, "I can’t accept such fraudulent rewards." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"At first glance, what the old man said seems perfectly fine, but for some reason, there’s a feeling of awkwardness."
"Hahaha, this reason feels familiar, isn’t this the same excuse Aqua used to fool the prosecutor the last time she caused trouble?"
The old man’s praise made everyone feel embarrassed for Kazuma. Misunderstanding... It’s all a misunderstanding!
He’s not as noble as you think; he just can’t shake off his own responsibility, and his conscience is pricking him.
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
Da Vinci looked at the screen with interest:
"Tsk tsk, a pang of conscience! If he took that money, he probably wouldn’t be able to sleep at night."
Knowing the truth, she almost shed tears. Every time Kazuma used the "adventurer" excuse, he would inexplicably be idealized. Kazuma himself probably wouldn’t believe he was that noble!
No wonder even Kazuma felt ashamed. Although he’s a bit devilish, sometimes he’s quite upright and never takes what isn’t his.
"It turns out that from an outsider’s perspective, this party is perfect... But who understands the hardships within it! Haha."
Dr. Roman couldn’t help but chuckle secretly. He never expected Kazuma’s party to appear as an excellent team in the eyes of outsiders.
A tank whose normal attacks only miss, a damage dealer with only one shot a day, a healer who only clowns around, and a support who maxed out the skill to steal underwear...
Or, in other words, an ape-like goddess, a wizard with some loose screw in her head, plus a perverted masochist, and a devilish captain!
Hahaha, what a perfect team!
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