Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 377 - 363: A Group of High-Level Adventurers Who Overthink Things
[ Facing Aqua’s cries, Kazuma thought back seriously: "I’ve never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors since I was a kid!"
"You coward! What is that?! No fair! It’s cheating, some kind of cheating ability! You were born with a special ability?! Then that cancels out the gracious help I’ve been offering to you! Send me back! Send me back to the heavenly realm, you dirt cheat!"
Aqua began to act unreasonably, blaming all the reasons for her loss on her own blessing.
It was fine when Aqua didn’t say anything, but once she did, Kazuma also felt annoyed. He grabbed Aqua’s face and started scolding her.
"Hey, you little bitch! Are you saying my special ability is being able to win at rock-paper-scissors?! Are you an idiot?! How is that gonna help me fight monsters?!"
"But, but...."
"Don’t joke with me. What kind of blessing is this? If I could trade you in for a special power, I would’ve done it a long time ago!"
Aqua, who had been scolded fiercely, puffed up her cheeks and looked at Kazuma with teary eyes: "Kazuma said the worst thing he could have said! ...Stop it, don’t pull my face anymore."
Under the speechless gaze of Megumin and the others, the two began to pull at each other. In the end, Aqua sat in the back of the carriage with a pout.
They began to set off for the hot spring town. Along the way, unfamiliar yet peaceful landscapes appeared. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Although I didn’t choose any abilities when I reincarnated, Aqua can revive infinitely, so that counts as a blessing, right?"
"Aside from luck, rock-paper-scissors also requires intelligence, but Goddess Aqua has neither of these, which is awkward."
Looking at the mentally challenged Aqua, who was still trying to struggle, everyone sighed in their hearts... If you ignored her regrettable intelligence, Aqua was actually quite cute.
But in this situation, it’s better to give up struggling; after all, even magic can’t save your bad luck. The opponent’s luck value is a chasm you cannot cross.
However, Aqua isn’t completely useless. At least, no skill can compare to infinite resurrection!
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〜Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious World〜
"Beginner village... They’re finally out of the beginner village!"
Ristarte’s eyes were filled with tears, like an old mother seeing her child grow up.
When she heard Kazuma planned to switch to business earlier, her heart sank. A hero with a goddess, not fighting the Demon King, but going into business?
Although this trip was for the hot springs, at least they had left the beginner village and taken a big step into the other world!
Even traveling felt like they were going to fight the Demon King, which was truly rare.
Seiya, who was usually expressionless, also looked at the peaceful and calm scenery on the screen with some surprise:
"Honestly, does this other world really need saving?"
Although they had been in the beginner village, there hadn’t been any information about where they were being oppressed by the Demon King’s army. Even the faces of the common people were filled with happy smiles, without any sense of urgency.
Coupled with the Demon King’s army executives, who appeared a few times before... Is this Demon King really so evil?
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[ When leaving the beginner village and passing through a desert, Kazuma used his Foresight skill and noticed a group of monsters in the distance, raising a large cloud of dust, constantly approaching.
The coachman told him that in this area, only the Running Hawkites could kick up such dust.
During their breeding season, to attract females, males would crash into hard objects to show their courage, but they should be crashing into the rocks on the other side, so Kazuma should not worry.
Kazuma was convinced by the old man’s words and relaxed a little. Then, when he looked at the dust again... it had gotten closer!
Kazuma was a bit uneasy: "Excuse me, that dust seems to be rushing towards us at a fierce speed. Is it really okay?"
The coachman remained calm and even joked, "Maybe one of the carriages in the convoy is carrying a mineral as hard as Adamantite."
However, not long after, the coachman also seemed to notice something was wrong: "It seems to be heading this way... or rather, this carriage."
Kazuma instantly panicked upon hearing this, feeling a bad premonition: "Something as hard as Adamantite... Hey, Darkness..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Darkness, whose face was full of excitement, "Super fast creatures are running towards us, and it feels like they’re staring at me. What passionate gazes!"
"It really is you—" Kazuma seemed to be on the verge of collapsing, almost shouting with his head in his hands. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Why are there so many strangely behaving monsters in this other world? They’re really going all out to pursue the opposite sex."
"They like to crash into super hard things... then they really didn’t pick the wrong place. There’s indeed an absurdly hard meat shield in the carriage."
Looking at this scene, everyone from other worlds began to doubt Kazuma’s luck... Even though Aqua, who was fully stacked with taunt, didn’t cause trouble this time, why was he still so unlucky?
Kazuma’s bizarre teammates are truly a handful. It’s rare for Aqua to be so quiet today, but then Darkness has a problem. Are you really trying to screw Kazuma over to death?!
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"Sigh, sometimes I really feel Kazuma is so helpless..."
Kamijou Touma sighed inwardly, somewhat unable to watch.
This must be a curse, right? This is definitely a curse! The same misfortune curse as me, Kamijou-san... Every time he goes on a mission, his teammates always cause trouble.
The more you work, the poorer you get; there’s a reason for that... But the problem is, this is a trip!
"Fukou Da!"
Kamijou Touma uttered again. He just left the beginner village and encountered all these unlucky things. This hot spring vacation only feels like it will make them more tired.
He had a premonition that any troublesome incident that occurred would be attributed to Kazuma’s party! They must be the ones who caused it!
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[ To solve the trouble caused by his own team, Kazuma calmly directed their respective tasks and had Darkness go to the very front.
At this moment, all the other surrounding adventurer guards also noticed that the group of monsters was rushing straight towards Darkness.
The warrior-dressed man saw this and said with admiration, "That’s Decoy! The Crusader used the Decoy skill!"
Kazuma felt extremely sorry in his heart; she didn’t use such a skill.
A certain female mage was even shocked by this: "Facing so many enemies, still not retreating a single step! How brave."
Kazuma’s cold sweat grew more and more. He was very sorry, but he thought it was probably for a completely different reason.
The adventurer dressed as a rogue saw Darkness alone and bravely followed behind her: "I’ll handle the cover, Bind!"
Several ropes shot out from the adventurer’s hands, rushing towards the sprinting Running Hawkites!
"What!" As soon as Darkness saw the ropes, she immediately pounced forward. In an instant, her hands and feet were cruelly bound, and she fell to the ground, wriggling continuously.
The adventurer dressed as a rogue shouted tragically, "Could it be that, to prevent me from using Bind and becoming the monster’s target, she sacrificed herself!"
The adventurer thought the knight did this to protect him, and tears streamed down his face, full of self-reproach: "Forgive me, forgive ME!!"
On the other side, where he couldn’t see, Darkness’s face was flushed, and she was filled with excitement.
Kazuma couldn’t bear to look directly and kept kneeling towards that group of adventurers: "I’m so SORRY—! Our companion is sorry for you, truly, our pervert is so sorry for you!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"I have to say, even though Kazuma is a bit of a sadist, he still has principles. He never runs away from the troubles his own team causes."
"Good heavens, these adventurers have really strong imaginations. What kind of top-tier interpretations are these? That guy is just a simple pervert!"
Looking at Darkness, who was once again misunderstood as a knightly paragon by the adventurers, everyone was a little dumbfounded... Do you really need such rich imaginations?!
Darkness didn’t use any taunt skills at all, because they were coming for her in the first place. She’s not as great as you think.
And the reason she pounced to block the skill is just that this guy is a pervert who can’t help but experience BDSM when she sees ropes! Don’t be fooled!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
Looking at Kazuma, who was constantly complaining in his heart, Fujimaru Ritsuka shook his head helplessly:
"I feel like if they praise him a few more times, Kazuma will find a place to bury his head."
The adventurers made up stories while praising him, which made Kazuma, the only one who knew the truth, feel so awkward. After all, it was their mess in the first place.
Da Vinci was a bit stunned:
"Does Darkness really not have any innate skills that defy common sense... How come she’s always misunderstood!"
When Darkness actively jumped into the ropes, it was practically a confession; she clearly showed herself to be a pervert, yet she could still be misunderstood as protecting them!
She’s clearly just a masochist and a pervert, yet she’s always inexplicably misunderstood as being self-sacrificing, as if divinely aided.
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