Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 376 - 362: Aqua actually wants to play rock-paper-scissors? How dare she?
[ The way to defeat the Demon King with money was not something Megumin agreed with, after all, her dream was to personally defeat the Demon King with explosion magic!
Megumin wanted Darkness to stand up and retort a few words.
But Darkness was happy about Kazuma becoming a cripple; just thinking about it made her look ecstatic, blushing, and panting.
Megumin clutched her head, almost going crazy. After all, there was someone even more useless than Kazuma here!
Kazuma said not to lump him in with a pervert; he was just recovering from his previous injuries and wanted to rest well.
Megumin’s eyes lit up when she heard this. There was a place that was very effective for healing injuries: "Let’s go immediately, to Arcanletia, the City of Water and Hot Springs!"
Kazuma and Aqua immediately perked up and agreed without hesitation. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
As for Darkness... she was still immersed in her fantasy world, blushing and wriggling around. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Megumin finally understands Kazuma’s difficulties. Still hoping Darkness is reliable? This person is even more useless than the good-for-nothing Kazuma."
"Seriously, I’m not even trying to call you out, but how can you still have unhealed injuries after being treated by Aqua? It’s hard to even imagine."
Aqua just wasn’t smart, but when it came to her abilities, everyone who used them praised her! Her healing magic was maxed out, just like her taunts.
As the saying goes, when something seems off, there’s bound to be trouble! It felt like everyone had already witnessed Kazuma teetering on the edge of bankruptcy.
As for enjoying the hot springs? That was even more impossible. Based on their unlucky experiences every time they went out, they would definitely cause trouble.
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[ After deciding to go to the hot spring town, the two who usually slept until noon had already packed their luggage and were ready to depart before dawn.
But after waiting for a long time, they still hadn’t arrived. Kazuma kept complaining: "Seriously, those two always call us useless. When are they going to wake up!"
So Aqua told Kazuma to go and get a good spot first, and she would go wake the two up!
Then Kazuma first came to Wiz’s shop and found Vanir, saying that he would decide on the 300 million project after he returned.
Vanir was not in a hurry: "You just relax and look forward to the mixed bath!"
Kazuma seemed to have his little secret exposed, his whole face instantly turned red, and he explained incoherently: "I, I, I... I wasn’t looking forward to it, it’s just that my neck still hurts, and I’m going for treatment."
At this moment, Kazuma suddenly noticed someone lying dead on the side: "More importantly, why is Wiz burned?"
Vanir sighed deeply when he heard this, because Wiz had just stocked a batch of useless high-tech bedpans, wiping out all the profits he had made.
Wiz was simply a genius when it came to buying useless things! So he used his Vanir-Style Murder Beam to burn Wiz into this state.
"That’s how it is, I’m packing these junk items to return them."
Kazuma was speechless: "Is there nothing normal in this magic item shop?"
As soon as these words came out, Vanir couldn’t help but sigh again: "The good-for-nothing shop owner of this store has a very rare talent, especially when it comes to buying useless things. If I’m not careful, she’ll buy all sorts of strange things on her own..."
"Oh, right, you’re going to the hot springs, aren’t you!" To prevent Wiz from causing any more losses to the shop, Vanir entrusted Wiz to Kazuma. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"No wonder business is getting worse and worse. What kind of ridiculous items are they stocking? It’d be a miracle if any of this stuff sold."
"For some reason, I feel a bit sorry for Vanir. For a moment, I didn’t even know who was working; all the money earned was lost by Wiz."
Good heavens, an employee roasted the shop owner! It’s simply defying heaven; this shop would really fall apart without Vanir.
Compared to Wiz’s unique taste, everyone was more curious about where she found so many bizarre items to stock... she managed to have high risk and low profit at the same time.
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〜Fairy Tail World〜
"These magic items are really completely useless; it’s a miracle Wiz’s shop hasn’t gone out of business."
Lucy couldn’t help but complain when she saw this.
Natsu, however, looked eager to try:
"Really? I think it’s quite interesting, maybe it will really sell well!"
"Natsu..."
Happy looked at Natsu’s head with concern. Could it be that he watched Aqua too much, and his intelligence also dropped?
He really thought this stuff would sell? There’s no way there’d be that many fools in that world!
Is this magic item bedpan useless in the city, as well as in the wild? ...It’s even more useless! I’m already in the wild, what do I need it for?
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[ And so, Kazuma carried the unconscious Wiz to the back of the carriage and explained the situation to Aqua and the others.
Aqua pointed at Wiz: "Forget it, it doesn’t matter! But I feel like she’s become transparent!"
Also, because healing magic has a reverse effect on the undead, Kazuma, while Darkness wasn’t paying attention, used Drain Touch to absorb stamina and give it to Wiz.
Wiz opened her eyes to see Kazuma being choked by Darkness. At this moment, Aqua had also chosen a carriage, but unfortunately, she came too late, and there weren’t enough seats on the carriage.
They could only choose one person to sit on the luggage rack at the back. Seeing this, Aqua raised her hand and suggested, "Let’s play rock-paper-scissors! I think it’s better to decide with rock-paper-scissors at a time like this!"
Wiz wanted to offer her seat, but Kazuma stopped her. He decided to challenge Aqua to a duel: "Three rounds of rock-paper-scissors, if you win one round, I’ll go to the luggage rack."
"Really?" Aqua exclaimed, seemingly already snickering, feeling confident she would win: "Do you know probability calculation? It’s super impossible to win three times in a row."
Kazuma exuded an extraordinary aura: "I’ve never lost at rock-paper-scissors!"
The result was no surprise, Aqua lost all three rounds, and she started crying and tugging at Kazuma’s cloak: "It’s too strange! You cheated... Please, one more time!"
Looking at the idiotic goddess who was cheating, Kazuma could only reluctantly agree to play again!
To win, Aqua immediately started cheating on the spot, using Blessing magic: "Blessing—!"
Kazuma finally understood why Aqua was so confident: "You’re despicable. You actually used magic to increase your luck!"
The shameless Aqua even boasted, "There’s a saying that luck is also a form of strength! The strength of magic is also a form of luck."
The scene changed, and Aqua, who had lost again, was tearfully tugging at Kazuma and crying, "Why?!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
Hahaha, I’m cracking up. A goddess with terrible luck actually dares to play rock-paper-scissors against a hero with maxed-out luck... she’s definitely asking for trouble.
"No way, I actually saw confidence on Aqua’s face. What gave her that confidence?"
"I know probability calculation, but for someone who has cheated with their luck, it’s useless..."
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw Aqua suggest rock-paper-scissors. Haven’t their usual experiences been enough to explain the situation? Does this genius Aqua have some misunderstanding about her own luck?
She actually suggested a game of rock-paper-scissors, which relies on luck, to decide the winner. Is there something wrong with her brain... Uh, there really is something wrong with her brain!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"She can’t even win by cheating..."
Da Vinci couldn’t bear to watch Aqua, who was still crying.
Did she forget the data displayed on her card when she first registered as an adventurer? Her intelligence and luck were below average!
You, a goddess whose luck can be compared to a certain blue Lancer’s Luck E, actually suggested playing rock-paper-scissors... using your weakness to attack the enemy’s strength, you’re seeking your own death!
Even Mash found Aqua quite pitiful:
"Aqua is already so stupid, yet they still bully her."
Aqua perfectly embodied a low-IQ child; does she have no idea about her own luck?
Dr. Roman, however, found it quite interesting:
"Aqua has very low luck and intelligence, while Kazuma only has luck and intelligence..."
From a certain perspective, these two really complement each other perfectly.
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