Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 379 - 365: A Multi-Level Marketing Den, the Axis Cult!
[ Since there was a bonfire party, the useless goddess Aqua wasn’t idle either, immediately using Wiz as her prop to perform her party magic.
"Again, do that performance again! I’ll pay, so please, do it again!"
Kazuma wasn’t idle either, using his newly learned blacksmithing skills to repair Darkness’s armor, tapping with a small hammer on the damaged parts.
It wasn’t until he heard some commotion from Aqua’s side that he looked over, immediately speechless: "That guy should just make a living off this!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"It appeared as expected, the Party Goddess! The versatile skill of ’Party Tricks’, and it seems Aqua put all her skill points into upgrading this thing!"
"Blacksmithing skills? Kazuma is playing it smart, spreading out his skill points, a bit like an adventurer! Though it’s a bit lopsided for a hero."
As everyone knows, this goddess knows a little bit of everything, except for serious matters, and always comes in handy in these inexplicable situations.
What surprised everyone the most was that Kazuma also knew a bit of everything! He could even repair armor. What kind of random skills did he put points into?
Although everyone didn’t object to Kazuma learning blacksmithing, for a hero...
And wasn’t repairing Darkness’s armor a bit redundant? For her, armor never seemed to be of much use.
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〜Sword Art Online World〜
"Not many attack skills, but his support skills are becoming more comprehensive. Honestly, he’s the only one in the entire team who does actual work, but..."
Looking at Kazuma repairing the armor, even Asuna seemed surprised. As a hero, was it really appropriate to have such skewed skill points?
Kirito, however, admired Kazuma:
"He’s trying to make up for the team’s weaknesses as much as possible. Anyway, the team’s output is already enough! There’s no need to learn more attack skills."
Blacksmith, archer, thief, a bunch of basic magic, and lich skills... Kazuma learns everything, focusing on the practicality of skills.
And most of the skills he learned were to balance the team’s coordination. Kazuma is a smart person; he actually knows what his team lacks most.
After all, the team is full of stubborn people: one is obsessed with Explosion magic, one is obsessed with defense, and there’s a useless goddess who only learns party skills.
Otherwise, the giant frogs in the beginner village wouldn’t have become their lifelong enemies!
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[ While sleeping that night, Kazuma suddenly sensed something approaching the caravan. Everyone else was also awakened by the commotion.
Kazuma used his Foresight skill to check and found a large number of unknown creatures approaching. After an adventurer threw a torch, everyone finally saw clearly that it was a group of zombies!
"I’ll leave this to you. I’m going to call Aqua!" Kazuma said to Darkness, then ran to find Aqua: "Now is the time to repay everyone’s kindness. Darkness caused a lot of trouble for everyone during the day."
But what he didn’t expect was that all the undead had already surrounded Aqua.
Aqua, sleeping with a wine bottle, opened her eyes to see a group of zombies, immediately screaming: "Waaah, what’s going on, why am I surrounded by undead as soon as I wake up!"
Could it be... Kazuma suddenly realized something was wrong. These zombies were very likely attracted by Aqua.
But the title of Goddess Aqua wasn’t for nothing. She raised her hand, and a huge magic circle appeared as she cast a mass purification spell: "Turn Undead—!"
In the blink of an eye, she purified all the zombies, even nearly purifying Wiz, who was also an undead, along with them.
Watching Aqua, who was spinning in the center of the magic circle with a wine bottle, still performing her ’Party Tricks’ skill, everyone began to cheer. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶
"What a beautiful priestess, she’s just like a goddess!"
"Although zombie attacks are rare, it’s great that the priestess is traveling with us!"
As everyone cheered for Aqua, only Kazuma, who knew the truth, looked distressed: "I’m so... so sorry..."
The unaware Old man came with a bag of gold coins to thank them. Kazuma hugged Aqua and burst into tears: "I’m sorry, taking this money will bring divine retribution!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"..."
The gazes of people from other worlds became subtle. This Old man should just stop. If you knew the truth, you wouldn’t have this attitude!
During the day, Darkness attracted them, and at night, it was... never mind, Kazuma, you’ve worked hard. You’re surrounded by people who attract trouble and cause problems.
Stop it, Kazuma! Outside, it’s all Aqua. You can’t repay this favor, and now you owe the Old Man again. Who told your team to max out their taunt skills?
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"Hey, hey, don’t forget there’s an undead in your team! Wiz got caught in the crossfire for no reason."
Touma felt a bit sorry for Wiz; she almost lost her life while sleeping, innocently caught in the crossfire.
Aqua mercilessly persecuted Wiz, incidentally hitting her own ally. Thankfully, her teammate was high-level and wasn’t instantly killed!
Looking at the Old man who was about to give them money again, even Shokuhou Misaki on the other side couldn’t help but cover her mouth and snicker:
"Pfft... hahahaha, is this what they call being sold and still helping count the money?!"
Another strange misunderstanding increased. The monsters were attracted by Aqua, and she repelled them, forming a complete industry chain. Not only could she receive rewards, but also gain a wave of goodwill.
It might not be good for her conscience, though. Taking this money would probably make her wake up in the middle of the night to slap herself... ’I’m not a human.’
After all, the accidents encountered on the road were all their fault. With such a kind and righteous Old man, Kazuma couldn’t possibly accept the money!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
"I’ve wanted to say this for a long time, but she really does sleep hugging that bottle of wine!"
Ishtar watched Aqua with a face full of black lines.
You’re a goddess! Not some old man kicked out of his house. What’s with this old man’s personality?
Those adventurers probably have something wrong with their eyes, too, to say that Aqua looks like a goddess? Have you ever seen a goddess casting spells with a wine bottle?
She no longer hoped that Aqua could maintain her divine dignity; she just hoped Aqua could evolve from an ape-like animal into a human. It was too embarrassing!
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[ The next day, the group successfully arrived at their destination, the city of Water and Hot Springs. Unlike the beginner village, elves and dwarves also lived here.
Aqua became much more active after arriving here, looking quite excited: "Feel free to ask me anything about this town! After all, this is the headquarters of the Axis Cult, which is under my divine protection."
Kazuma instantly panicked. The Axis Cult with all those weirdos? This was their headquarters? No wonder Aqua was so eager to come here.
Suddenly, a group of cultists surrounded them, looking incredibly enthusiastic: "If you’re looking for work, please come to the Axis Cult!"
"You can earn money just by spreading the Axis Cult elsewhere! Join us, join us."
Kazuma wasn’t stupid, so he naturally wouldn’t join such a suspicious cult. After politely declining them, he started looking for an inn.
Meanwhile, the unconscious Wiz found herself in front of a strange river, and Beldia stood on the opposite bank, waving at her and urging her to come quickly!
Wiz instantly woke up with a start, realizing Kazuma had saved her with his Drain Touch! Afterward, Kazuma and Darkness also planned to explore the town.
Soon, the two arrived at the center of the town and saw the gigantic statue of the Water Goddess. Darkness couldn’t help but exclaim.
"What a beautiful goddess statue!"
Kazuma looked at the statue of the Water Goddess, then connected it to Aqua’s image and fell silent... This was fraud, wasn’t it? ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"The Axis Cult seems a bit too enthusiastic. It’s a highly suspicious religious group!"
After all, what can you expect from a religious group that worships an idiotic goddess? Just look at the wise eyes of those cultists, and you’ll know they’re all big geniuses!
You can earn money by spreading the Axis Cult?? This is clearly a pyramid scheme, and this must be their den!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"The idiotic cultists of the goddess who governs idiocy... I feel like worshipping Aqua would lower your IQ."
Red Archer looked at the overly enthusiastic cultists with some surprise; they were too friendly to strangers.
Tohsaka Rin rolled her eyes speechlessly:
"If they can worship Aqua, how high can their IQ be?"
"Isn’t anyone concerned about Wiz? That’s the Sanzu River, it definitely is the Sanzu River!"
Good heavens, Beldia was waving from across the river. If Kazuma had been a step later, Wiz would have really died.
Although she’s the King of Undead, she’s still a mage, so her resistance isn’t as strong as Beldia’s!
Shirou Emiya paused:
"I should say that the statue is the biggest problem, right? How does that goddess statue resemble Aqua?"
These cultists have beautified her too much! They’re completely different people. How thick must that filter be?
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