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... ked back to life and all, but if you’re going to take it any further than kissing, please get a room," Ralph said. "The kissing is fine. I just know how you kids are with your ’whoops there goes my belt! Oops I’m pregnant again!’ shenanigans."

"I know they say ’sharing is caring’, but please don’t share your intimate moment with me. As I said, kissing is fine. Just no penises and vaginas. I’m sure you both have very nice ones, but I’d rather not know than know. You know what I mean?"

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