The Amusing Adventures of a Directionally Challenged Dad and Daughter - Chapter 96

[Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Princess of the Elf Kingdom][Ding! You have received … % of her stats][Ding! You have increased her stats by … %]…Ash wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a world that’s in a primitive state according to the memories.In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Ash awakens his “Tribal Lord System,” where he can upgrade everything—Ranks, Skills, Talents, Bloodline, Physique, or even the Tribe’s infrastructure.He also has the “Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank)” talent, which can help him become stronger just by having sex with powerful women.[Ding! Do you want to upgrade Mira’s Rank?][Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Crimson Fire Dragon’s Bloodline?][Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank Talent)?---------------------------------------------------------Additional tags:Transmigration, Evolution, Anti-Hero, Survival, Magic, No Rape, No Yuri, Harem, No loli, Slaves, Dragon, Phoenix, Elf, Vampire, Fox, smut

Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation.

“What exactly is the point of this life of mine?”Lukas Brandt thought to himself as he chugged down a cup of Wheat beer in a local pub in Darmstadt.He had always dreamt of being a professional footballer, he fell in love with the sport when he watched his country Germany beat the Argentine national team in the World Cup final in 2014, with memories of his father hugging him tightly after Mario Gotze scored the goal that gave them the cup.He had been 7 back then, currently 36, but his biggest regret was giving up at the first sight of failure at 15.He had given up his dream of one day representing his country, and died (un)fortunately while trying to save a kid.Waking up 20 years younger and with a system, follow Lukas' journey from an SV Darmstadt 98 academy reject, to undoubtedly the greatest footballer of all time.Set in an alternate universe so some names and events will obviously be changed massively, else it'll just be a biography of a real life player :⁠')

Xu Zimei found himself reborn, carrying with him all the heaven-shaking cultivation and memories from his previous life.But something was off about the script. Isn’t reincarnation always the protagonist’s theme? However, I was cast as the villain!This is the story of a villain's step-by-step journey to becoming the Demon King.——————————In an era of great strife, where mystical arts resonated!An elder of the True Martial Holy Sect sat at the Willow Bank River Fishing Platform when suddenly he heard the dragon’s roar. Three thousand carps knocked at the gate of life, transforming into the Measureless Golden Dragon, soaring through the firmament, graceful as a startling swan!There were strongmen who measured the heavens and earth with their strides, monks who sat in meditation in temples for three thousand years, achieving sudden enlightenment—auspicious clouds descended, and all laws of magic cheered in chorus.Blood moons darkened the night, rainbows cut through the daylight.There was a swordsman with a wooden sword on his back who, with a turn and a raise of his hand, shattered thousands of miles of rivers and mountains.In the south of the city, a ragged beggar with a broken willow twig dared to assault the Holy Court of a sect that boasted three emperors.