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... unlit candle with pure disappointment.

"Hey! 'Tiny'? Skill matters more than size! And—and anyway, this is a perfectly adequate size for candles!"

"But this doesn't look like a weapon at all..."

"You didn't see half of it! Behold!"

I stuck the candle wick into my small bonfire, then showed my audience the lit candle.

*Now* they were impressed.

"We will bring the hornets fire. Right onto their own body hair and into their evil croissant paper hives ...

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