Married to his secret crush - Chapter 339 - Pitiful Old Man

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

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If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.

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Shocking! The Tyrant's Group Pampered Baby Is Heavenly Dao's Own Daughter【New Book “Exile? Extinguish the Kingdom? She Empties the Treasury and Rebel with Her Baby” Released】【1V1, Sweet Pampering, No Abuse】Bai Xilie, the tyrant who founded Great Chu, accidentally lost his only daughter during the chaos of war! After finding her again like a madman, he instantly transformed into a daughter slave, showering her with love!Unfortunately, not long after Great Chu was founded, the national treasury was empty, and rebellions broke out everywhere, with remnants of the former dynasty surfacing one after another!Bai Zhi'er, as the own daughter of Heavenly Dao, was utterly fearless: “Father, don't be afraid, I've got this!”Natural disasters and human calamities? All resolved with Jinli's fortune!Fake princess vying for favor? Slap her face swollen!People's literacy is low? Establish the Wen Mansion to bring about an era of flourishing scholarly contention!However, Bai Zhi'er always remembered Heavenly Dao mother’s advice: transform five major villains to stabilize her father's throne!…Not long after, each villain more ruthless than the last joined the team of the great tyrant, pampering the little princess Bai Zhi'er to high heaven!The Princely Heir skilled in both poison and medicine: “Saying Zhi'er is a fake princess? Do you not want your eyes for my medicine?”The temperamental Third Brother: “Who bullied my sister? I'll lead troops to flatten your whole family!”The reborn chief minister of nobility: “Bai Zhi'er is my sworn sister, she must not cry, or I'll have you die!”The Emperor from an enemy kingdom as the godfather: “If you are wronged in the Chu Kingdom, we from Great Qin will exact double return for you.”Four villains are all settled, only the last one remains, and he doesn't want anything, leaving the little one at her wit's end!The handsome, paranoid Demon Lord youth smiled unrestrainedly: “Zhi'er, the world is vast, yet aside from my embrace, you're not allowed to go anywhere, come here for a hug.”

The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

(1)

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

(2)

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

(3)

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

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