I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 328 - 262: Self-defense? They are all scumbags!

After all the effort of climbing from a mere daughter of a concubine to the Crown Prince’s consort, before the veil was even lifted, I had become a “flower vase” actress!

Su Shen: “What? Acting?”

The people in the entertainment industry discovered something strange. The “flower vase” girl with the terrible acting suddenly improved! She was also proficient in all of the four arts (zither, Go, calligraphy, painting)!???

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Host: Miss Su, there have been rumours that Film Emperor Xie refused to act in this drama because your acting skills are not up to par. Do these rumours reflect your real-life relationship with him? Do you two not get along?

Su Shen: These rumours are all groundless, made up by netizens. He is a very good senior of mine and has given me many suggestions to improve on my acting. We do get along (smile).

Host: Then let’s contact Xie Yan on site.

The phone connected with a “beep”, and a lazy male voice suddenly came through, “When are you coming home, I’m hungry.”

Host: ???!!!

Audience: !!!!!!!!

Su Shen: ╮（╯＿╰）╭

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The apocalypse arrived, and Irving was betrayed and killed by his own girlfriend.After his rebirth, he was chosen by the Will of the Blue Star to be an internal beta tester of the Shelter Game, starting with a [Tenfold Drop Rate] and becoming a [Necromancer]!Ferocious and brutal exotic beasts are all tamed by him, gradually forming a powerful “Exotic Beast Legion” under his command!Building sanctuaries, hoarding supplies, upgrading outer walls, setting traps...Constructing the most powerful fortress in the apocalypse!“Since I have been given a second life, I will trample those who've betrayed me once under my feet!”...When the Dark Lord descended, Irving's shelter had become the strongest on the Blue Star!“You evil creatures, dare to covet Blue Star?”“Come on! Let me show you what true despair is...”“Remember, from now on, Blue Star is under my protection! Got it?”

(WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AND DARK THEMES AHEAD)“Odessa...” His whisper brought me back to reality, causing me to flutter my eyelids as I brought my gaze back to his eyes. “Focus. Tell me to shove it in.”Argh, what's his fucking problem?We were having some fun and he's suddenly acting like he's all about consent?“Since when do you care about what I think?” I couldn't help but ask, arching an eyebrow.He stared at me for a good few seconds, forcing me to divert my gaze back to his dick.Yup... Still harder than a rock.“I don't.” He suddenly responded, causing me to clench my jaw as I brought my gaze back to his annoyingly attractive silver eyes. “If I wanted to, I'd simply tie you up without saying a thing and then fuck you until the entire pack hears you screaming my name. But...”He paused, his smirk turning into a grin as he brought his mouth to my ear and whispered. “... I want to see you beg for it. I want to see you grovel at my feet, pleading for the sweet release of me fucking you. The mate bond has heightened your sex drive, hon. And I'm the only one capable of taming it.”*****In a modern Earth torn by war between the werewolves and witches, the life of Odessa Pierce, the lowest ranking witch of her coven, is changed forever when her coven surrenders her to the Alpha King of the North American region himself to be his bride as a symbol of a “truce”.However, in a shocking twist, she discovers that she's mated to the ruthless Alpha King and now has to navigate her growing feelings for a man she thought she'd hate, while still trying to survive in a world that's out to eliminate her kind.As ancient prophecies and hidden agendas arise, will she be able to pierce through the dark veil clouding the Alpha King's heart and make him accept her? Or will their relationship ultimately crumble under the brunt of the hidden secrets and revelations that begin sprouting? And what will be her role in this never-ending war? Follow Odessa and Kaelos's story to find out.

The Luck Protection Center is affiliated to the Cosmic Alliance.
Its employees take the responsibility of safeguarding the stability of the world order, and will send defenders to guide the children of luck, so that the children of luck have a good life.
And the secret to being an ace defender.
“As long as you have a dedicated (xian shen) heart.”
Fu Xinghe kissed the profile of the person next to him.
The son of luck on this plane also loves me so much.
If you think the world is boring, life is meaningless.
If you are flawed and vilified by everyone.
If you are deceived, be abandoned.
So.
– Hello, I am Fu Xinghe. From today onwards, I will spend the rest of my life with you.
“You will love me, protect me, and respect me.”
“Nirvana and rebirth for me.”
You will love this world, you will turn the broken into a sharp blade, and you will erase the dust and shine.

【Love and protection, gentleness and healing are always the most powerful force. 】
[I want to spend the rest of my life with you until you grow old. 】
【Must see! 】【Must see! 】【Must see! 】
——Demining Guide——
1. The main attack text, irreversible. Mutual favor and partial attack, the arrow will be a little thicker when receiving the opposite attack.
2.1V1, subject to slice.
3. Fu Xinghe (attack): Hedonist, squeamish, harsh and gentle.
4. Shou is mostly destined, love at first sight, and strong for love. If you don’t like it, don’t enter.
5. Revenge is not the point, love is the theme, be careful (you can communicate rationally, don’t scold me!)
6. Some people like to suffer, and some people like to attack, but they are all single arrows, and the thunder is not allowed to enter. (In addition to the initial world, Xinghe has a first love boyfriend!)
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World 1: Fluffy and squeamish, cat X is indifferent to the outside world and pampered at home, the president (completed)
[Hint: Be careful, the supporting role may cause discomfort at the beginning]
World 2: Travel is angry every day painter X color blind brain circuit strange musician (completed)
World 3: Forced Women · School God X Angry School Scum · School Bully (Completed)
World 4: Spending money like land without money will die. Paper man X original love, money is like a stingy door, and now spending a lot of money. Designer (completed)
World 5: Little Sun Group’s Favorite Dragon Set·Actor X Dual Personality·Main Character, Veteran Officer, Deputy Personality, Clinging Spirit·Emperor (Completed)
Initial World: Fantasy? reality? (completed)

Content tags: Soft love, sweet text, fast crossing, modern overhead
Search keywords: protagonist: Fu Xinghe ┃ supporting role: pre-“You counterattack, I dedicate myself? Farewell”, which will be updated around 4.20 ┃ Others: main attack, fast wear, sweet text, mutual favor and partial attack
One-sentence introduction: The protection object took a fancy to me again, and I followed.

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