I Swear My Pool Don't Have A Python - Chapter 49: Devouring Li Tianxing, 50,000 Evolution Points!

This story contains sussy business. Expect lemons, comedy, hot MILFs, and a genius MC who collects women like Pokémon cards.MC is possessive. Harem is huge. The girls actually have brains. The guys? Sorry, they don’t matter.MC is chill most of the time… until somebody looks at his women. Then he turns into a final boss.Read at your own risk. Or pleasure. Probably both.××××××××××××~Alex died slipping on his own divine milk.When he opened his eyes again, he was Alexander Shepherd—an alchemist in another world.Tall. Handsome. Blonde hair. Tan skin. Basically the guy every girl drools over.And Alex knew immediately.He wasn’t the hero.He was the antagonist.The bastard who was going to NTR everyone around him and steal all the girls for himself.

“Ride this, my beloved consort!” Instantly rewarded with a punch in his charming face. He looked hurt, “I just wanted you to try out the mythical beast mount!”

I was betrayed. Slaughtered. Left to die by the people I trusted most — the women who loved me, and the hero I called a brother.But death wasn’t the end.Ten years before it all collapsed, I opened my eyes again. Same world. Same faces. But this time... I had a System.Not just any system — a Sex System bound to my very body. Each conquest fuels my power. Every ring I unlock grants me new skills.They thought I was weak. Disposable. Easy to manipulate.Now, I’ll corrupt them one by one.Not just for revenge... but for pleasure.Reincarnated with a Sex System. Bound by lust. Driven by vengeance.No one gets out untouched.

Summary Version 1:

The mysterious boy Ling Chen is saved by a little girl as he lay on the street dying. Years later, he strikes a deal to save this savior-turned sister and enters the virtual world. In a future Earth where advanced warfare has forced nations to settle issues virtually or else suffer the consequences, Ling Chen bursts into the scene and goes from unknown to legend. Yet all is not as it seems, for Ling Chen has a dark past, and there is a greater mystery at hand behind this virtual world.

Summary Version 2:

To save his terminally ill little sister, Ling Chen enters the newly released virtual game world and joins a small gaming studio comprising entirely of women. From now on walking upon his path towards the pinnacle. An ancient, evil item almost forgotten by history, the “Lunar Scourge” helps forge his unsurpassable legend, and causes him to unknowingly step upon a path that is destined to be punished by the heavens, the way of the shura.