Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad
Chapter 477 - 475: Lone Star of Calamity
"Hehehehe..."
Upon hearing Lu Heng’s question, Chu didn’t answer directly but instead flashed a smile.
Well, this smile, if you know, you know!
Lu Heng gently shook his head, and couldn’t help but be amused.
The viewers were all the more delighted, and they began sending comments, teasing this Chu.
"Hey little buddy, you’re getting on in years, why’s your smile so greasy?"
"Greasy isn’t the main issue, the main thing is this guy’s smile is just too sleazy!"
"Right, right, it’s really too sleazy! Even as a grown man, I can’t stand it!"
"From Chu’s smile, I see the helplessness of a single young man!"
"That sleazy smile of his, any woman who sees it would turn around and leave, right?"
"Not just women, I should say any female!"
"You guys shouldn’t exaggerate! Chu cleans up a bit and still finds he can’t get a girlfriend!"
"Older brother says it well, Chu, you need to pay attention to your appearance, and soon you’ll discover you’re indeed quite ugly!"
"Bro, you’ve got a good foundation, keep it up!"
"Indeed, Chu, you should adjust your lifestyle!"
"Stop staying up all night, with acne all over and dark circles, which girl would fancy you?"
"Chu, you must stick to your own path! Let others talk!"
"What do you mean? Trying to get rid of a competitor?"
"One more bachelor means one more potential bride!"
"If you ask me, being single is better, eat what you want, go for a foot massage when you like!"
"Brother, is that foot massage legitimate?"
"Nonsense, who goes to legitimate ones?"
"Requesting brother for a bright path..."
The viewers’ teasing didn’t affect Chu’s mood at all.
At this moment, he showed a trace of embarrassment and said shyly, "Esteemed Daoist, I’d like to ask you to help me predict my romance!"
"The other three fellows in our dorm have all got girlfriends, but I’m single!"
"Seeing those three sweet fellows, I feel a bit lonely myself."
"So, I want to ask you to help predict when I can find a girlfriend."
Lu Heng heard this and smiled faintly, saying, "So Young Friend Chu wants to predict romance!"
"Please wait a moment, let me carefully calculate!"
"Alright, alright!"
Chu nodded eagerly, like a pecking chicken.
But he felt his reaction was a bit too hasty.
So, he added, "Esteemed Daoist, take your time with the prediction!"
"Actually, I’m not too anxious!"
Lu Heng chuckled and said nothing more.
Seeing you eagerly and impatiently, not too anxious, huh?
That’s something even a fool wouldn’t believe if you told them!
After glancing at Chu twice, he silently summoned the Celestial Destiny System in his mind.
"System, query information about this person’s future!"
[System Alert: Querying future information will consume three days of the host’s lifespan, continue?]
"Yes!"
After confirming, the future experiences of Chu began to unfold before his eyes.
After seeing Chu’s original future Fate, even someone as knowledgeable as Lu Heng couldn’t help being a bit stunned.
Goodness!
I truly exclaimed goodness!
Lu Heng has examined the future and past for so many people, yet it was the first time he encountered a destiny like this!
From some perspective, this guy could be considered to have a protagonist’s destiny!
Because this Chu’s life truly corresponds to that classic movie line, "My fate is cursed by the lone star, die companionless, an entire lifetime lonely!"
In Chu’s future, he has experienced four marriages, and dated girlfriends exceeding two digits.
But whether it’s double-digit girlfriends or four marriages, the end of his relationships is always a failure!
Among these relationships, five love children were born.
Yet these five children are either far away in another place, or have moved abroad, with very thin emotional ties to Chu.
Ultimately, Chu ended up without a single family member around.
Even those pets he raised didn’t have good outcomes.
The longest-lived among them lasted no longer than a year or half.
These pets either got lost, were hit by a car, or accidentally fell downstairs...
Instead, the lost pets could live a few more years.
To sum up, this Chu is a true lone star!
"Whew..."
Lu Heng gently exhaled a puff of turbid air.
Looking at the expectant Chu on the screen, he truly didn’t know how to start talking.
The viewers noticed Lu Heng’s hesitation and couldn’t help feeling curious.
"The Daoist is rare to show hesitation, is there something noteworthy about Chu’s future?"
"Whoa! Chu’s future surely mustn’t include a single girlfriend!"
"I guess it’s highly possible!"
"If not, why would the Daoist hesitate?"
"Congratulations to our livestream room, another bachelor!"
"Bachelor comes, bachelor goes! Chu, you’re awesome!"
"Given the current situation, how could Chu possibly always remain a bachelor?"
"Maybe something unexpected happens in the future, like being kicked below by a soccer ball, turning him into Eunuch Chu!"
"Darn, can’t you hope better for him? Can’t a car accident just take him away directly?"
"You’re even more ruthless than anyone!"
"Honestly speaking, that’s not impossible either!"
"So I guess Chu undergoes gender reassignment surgery, becomes a woman, then what girlfriend?"
"Wow! Didn’t expect Chu’s inner self to be a girl!"
"In that case, no girlfriend, but boyfriends aplenty!"
"I truly serve you, racing with imaginations!"
"This should be the first time, in the Daoist’s stream, a viewer is predicted to be lonely for life, right?"
"Oh dear, this so-called ’lucky viewer’ is truly a curse!"
"Now I announce, Chu has become the unluckiest ’lucky viewer’ in our stream!"
"Namo Amitabha Buddha! Chu, the roots of passion have been severed, why not turn to the light and Buddha, and become a monk?"
"Chu, keep going, the doors of our family are open to you!"
"homo’s unique hastiness (laugh)..."
In no more than a few minutes, the viewers’ brainstorm produced countless messy ideas.
This made Chu exceedingly frightened!
What, I’m a bachelor in the future?
What, I turn into a eunuch in the future?
What, I get hit by a car in the future?
What, I choose gender reassignment surgery in the future?
What, I become a monk in the future?
What, I in the future...
Looking at the answers given by viewers, Chu really wanted to cry but had no tears.
He hurriedly looked at Lu Heng and asked pitifully, "Esteemed Daoist, have you predicted?"