Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad
Chapter 478 - 476: Laugh First, Cry Later
"Will my future really be like what everyone is saying?"
Chu quickly asked. š§šššš¤āÆššš°š£āÆš.š¤ā“š®
His usual smile was gone, and his face was filled with melancholic colors.
He tilted his face at a forty-five-degree angle to keep the tears from falling.
"Sigh!"
Lu Heng looked at his silly expression and couldnāt help but shake his head and sigh.
Seeing this, Chuās eyes suddenly brightened, and his previous gloom instantly disappeared.
He slightly curved his mouth, revealing a smile that he thought was charmingly rebellious.
"Hahahaha!"
"Thereās no way Iām going to be single for life!"
"Look, even the old master shook his head!"
Chuās words were evidently directed at the live stream audience.
At this moment, he was as proud as he could be.
Seeing his smug look, the chat participants were suddenly so irritated their teeth were on edge.
"Chu, donāt be too happy, the old master sighed!"
"Right, right, the master hasnāt said a word yet!"
"Youāre so smug now, but thereāll be tears later!"
"Chu, it would be a shame if you didnāt stay single, looking so down and out!"
"I suggest you see a psychiatrist, why have you started having hallucinations all of a sudden?"
"I wish for Chu to be single for twenty years in exchange for our streaming audienceās health and longevity!"
"Yes, I agree with that!"
"With all my experience watching the old masterās streams, he loves plot twists, so Chu, donāt get too cocky!"
"Seeing your smug face, I finally understand the saying āa petty person gets their wayā!"
"Hehe, the master hasnāt spoken for so long, Chu, you better be prepared!"
"Iām just saying, can someone as scruffy as Chu even find a girlfriend?"
"You never know! Everyone has different tastes after all."
"I totally agree, I have a friend who loves fatty meats and drives a tank!"
"Your friendās hobbies are quite special!"
"Is this so-called friend really just you?"
"Another āI have a friendā series?"
Seeing the live comments, Chu not only wasnāt angry but became even happier.
"Hehehehe!"
"Keep talking, the more you talk, the more jealous you are of me!"
Chu said, full of smiles and pride.
At this moment, Lu Heng also smiled and said, "Everyone, stop teasing about being single and alone."
"Actually, Young Friend Chu is very popular with the ladies."
"In the future that Iāve predicted, Young Friend Chu will have four marriages and more than ten girlfriends."
Upon hearing this, Chu was initially stunned, then even more thrilled and excited.
"Old Master, I trust you!"
"What you say must be true!"
"I canāt believe that in the future, Iāll be so popular with girls!"
"Itās true what they say, āafter three days apart, see with new eyesā!"
Chu said proudly.
He couldnāt believe that after being single for twenty years, heād have such romantic luck in the future.
Four marriages, over ten girlfriends, what concept is that?
Being called a "Casanova" wouldnāt be an exaggeration, right?
"Future me is the true essence of Casanova!"
"This life is truly as lonely as snow!"
Chu gently tilted his head upward again, setting his face at a forty-five-degree angle to keep the tears from falling.
Unlike before, this time they were tears of excitement and joy.
"Three decades of the East, three decades of the West, never underestimate a young man without a girlfriend!"
Not only Chu, but the live stream viewers were also shocked by Lu Hengās words.
"What the heck, are you kidding me? With this sorry look, how can he attract so many women in the future?"
"I just donāt get it, how does someone who lowers the aesthetic standard of our stream have four marriages?"
"Damn, and besides those four marriages, he had over ten girlfriends!"
"Holy cow, this is so unbelievable!"
"If even Chu can marry four times and have over ten girlfriends, is there anyone left single in the world?"
"Boohoo... Iām crying!"
"Is this guy going to get cosmetic surgery and then find a sugar mama?"
"Itās possible! After all, the old master did encounter a professional sugar baby during a previous stream!"
"I really canāt believe this guy with acne can have such good luck with women!"
"Say no more, Iām green with envy and jealousy!"
"I know youāre all anxious, but please calm down! Our old master hasnāt finished speaking yet!"
"Right, right, if it were that simple, the old master wouldnāt have deliberated so long!"
"Our old masterās specialty is plot twists; letās look forward to Chuās twist!"
"What plot twist could there be? Are Chuās future wives and girlfriends blind?"
"Haha, thatās always a possibility!"
Lu Heng glanced at the live comments and nodded quietly to himself.
"Not bad, my old fans!"
"You really know me!"
He slowly began, "Young Friend Chu, though youāll have four marriages and over ten girlfriends, your love life will end in failure!"
"In your future love life, youāll have five children in total."
"But because of issues with parenting and other reasons, the relationship with your children is not very good."
"When they grow up, theyāll either go abroad or settle in other provinces, with none staying by your side."
"Until the end of your life, youāll be alone, with no one beside you..."
After hearing this, the once proud and elated Chu was suddenly dumbfounded.
The smile on his face froze instantly.
"This... how is this possible?"
"I have four wives, over ten girlfriends, and five children..."
"How could I end up alone at the end?"
Chu murmured to himself.
His beautiful dream hadnāt even started before it was shattered!
How am I a Casanova?
Iām nothing but a tragic, lonely star!
Despite having four wives, over ten girlfriends, and five children...
In the end, I still ended up in lonely solitude!
No wonder the old master hesitated for so long and seemed so reluctant to speak.
It turns out my future fate is so absurd!
"Oh dear God, this is so ridiculous!"
Chu thought and couldnāt help but scratch his head.
How could future me be in such a state?
Where on earth did things go wrong?
Is it because my judgment was too poor, picking girlfriends and wives that were all ungrateful?
Thatās impossible!
Even if it was a poor choice once, it couldnāt go wrong every single time, could it?