Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad
Chapter 476 - 474: Windward Urine One Zhang
On the other side, watching the couple disappear from the livestream, the viewers were also quite emotional.
"That Pang Ying is really ruthless! Kill and silence, no mercy!"
"Compared to Pang Ying, the sister-in-law is quite lacking!"
"Sigh! Heaven gave the sister-in-law a beautiful appearance but forgot to give her more brains."
"Indeed, the sister-in-law may look good, but the act of swapping the child was too dumb!"
"If the Daoist hadn’t said, I really couldn’t imagine a biological mother willing to exchange her own child with someone else’s."
"Haha, you guys don’t know this, right? That Pang Ying later married a rich benefactor, and the child is living in luxury with them!"
"Then have the biological son marry the adopted daughter and get both wealth and beauty in one swoop?"
"Whoa! So, does this mean the sister-in-law is really on another level?"
"I think her willingness to swap the child at the beginning might not have been without this thought."
"Later let the son marry the adopted daughter, reclaim the son, and snag a hefty inheritance, isn’t that too damn genius?"
"What a pity that such a good plan was ruined by her own brother."
"We really underestimated the sister-in-law!"
"No wonder Brother Shen has been under her thumb for so many years."
"I feel like a character like the sister-in-law could survive till the final episode in a palace drama."
"Tonight’s first big show has really satisfied me, I wonder what kind of drama the next lucky viewer will bring us?"
"Do you think Brother Shen will divorce the sister-in-law?"
"Highly unlikely! Brother Shen, as a henpecked husband, rarely stands up today, but tomorrow he might just wilt!"
"Please, Brother Shen, keep this wife tied up! A woman like this could easily finish me!"
"With your IQ, I’m afraid any random woman could play you to death..."
While the viewers were fervently discussing, Lu Heng heard the system prompt sound.
[System Prompt: The host has successfully altered the Heavenly Dao, is absorbing Life Span, please check later...]
He called out the system and glanced at the system interface.
The Life Span points increased by over twenty points.
It seemed Shen Yang, Zhang Xiaoli, and others’ fates were all changing.
But whether these changes were good or bad, he couldn’t say for certain.
Lu Heng glanced at the name of the next lucky viewer and then smiled, saying, "Let’s invite tonight’s second lucky viewer—’Windward Urine Three Zhangs’!"
After speaking, he sent a voice chat invitation to the other party.
When they heard this name, the viewers shared a knowing laugh.
"Wow! Windward Urine Three Zhangs? Such strong kidneys!"
"Back in the day, with great heroism, freely urinating three zhangs against the wind!"
"Nowadays, possessed by something, just manages to urinate one shoe downwind!"
"Both of you gentlemen are quite talented, I bow to you!"
"Damn! All these rhymes, are you planning to pursue graduate studies?"
"Honestly, I was the one who orchestrated the retirement of these people from the literary world!"
"I made the waves rise and fall!"
"I was the one causing the commotion!"
"I was the one selling popcorn!"
"Who’s the one selling popcorn, give me ten bucks’ worth!"
"I shouted the loudest standing on the table!"
"After reading everyone’s comments, I remained silent for a long time, and then I had to clean my shoes again..."
"As a monk, when I counted, with such a cheeky username, surely he’s a closet romantic."
"Let’s hope this closet bro can bring us a great show!"
Soon, the voice chat invitation sent by Lu Heng was accepted.
However, this "Windward Urine One Zhang" didn’t show his face.
The camera footage seemed like a university dorm, appearing a bit messy.
Clothes, pants, socks, underwear, and so on were scattered on the beds around.
Under the bed, there were piles of instant noodle boxes stacked up.
At first glance, only two words could describe this scene...
And that is — messy!
"Good evening, gentlemen and ladies!"
"I am the legendary handsome as Tianle, more charming than Yanzu, ’Windward Urine Three Zhangs’!"
As the camera shook, a young man in his early twenties appeared in the livestream.
The young man’s face was covered with acne, his facial features were normal, just his aura seemed a bit sleazy.
After greeting the viewers in the livestream, his gaze shifted to Lu Heng.
He then smiled and said, "Old Daoist, I’m a big fan of yours!"
"I’ve been watching since your very first livestream."
"I never expected my luck to be so good; it’s such an honor to be chosen by you..."
"Hehehe... Hehehe..."
After speaking, he began to giggle foolishly.
It was evident he was very excited and thrilled at that moment.
The viewers couldn’t help but laugh along with his silly giggling.
"What the heck, why are you giggling stupidly?"
"Bro, even though I caught your contagious laugh, I must say... when you laugh, it really looks sleazy!"
"Seriously, couldn’t you tidy up a bit? The clothes and pants on the bed, how long have they been unwashed? And those instant noodle boxes have practically become a mountain!"
"Looking at your living conditions, I couldn’t help but recall my own dorm days."
"I can almost smell the stench of feet through the screen!"
"Little bro, are you the producer of Old Tan Pickled Cabbage?"
"Bro, could you put on a mask? Our male viewers, mostly Xiaoshuai, but your face just lowers our collective attractiveness!"
"Sigh! I thought I was poor-looking enough, but I can’t believe there’s always someone better out there!"
"Let me give you a piece of advice, clean yourself up, or don’t you want a girlfriend in the future?"
"With that acne-ridden face, definitely no girlfriend, right?"
"Young age, high energy!"
"Without a girlfriend and watching all sorts of messy stuff, how could you not be inflamed?"
"I suggest you send your study materials to my friend, they’re very interested."
"Indeed! I’m his friend, let me help you review!"
"What kind of study materials? Can I have a look?"
"Do send them to me too, I’m also eager to improve..."
Watching these silly viewers’ banter, Lu Heng shook his head, barely able to hold back his laughter.
With a smile, he said, "Thanks for the support and affection, young friend!"
"May I know how I should address you?"
Hearing this, the young man chuckled and said, "Old Daoist, my surname is He, you can just call me Xiaoshuai!"
"Then, Young Friend Chu, what would you like to count tonight?"
Lu Heng asked with a smile.