The Most Random System-Chapter 774 - 385: Beautiful Family Relationships Always Start Out Not So Beautiful

Wu Min heard this, frowned, and suddenly stood up, walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, like a lioness patrolling her territory!

After more than a month away from home, the refrigerator still had a lot of stuff in it.

No matter how Wu Min looks now... she thinks these all look like offerings. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

"Feels... eerie..." Wu Min shivered with a frown.

Lin Li: "?"

No, Sister Min.

If the refrigerator opens and isn't eerie, then the cooling effect is quite poor.

"Does mom need me to participate in 'Boys and Girls Rush Forward' to win a new refrigerator for you?"

"Which ones are stolen?" Wu Min questioned.

No help for it, the credibility of Lin Li stealing offerings is simply too high; "Lin Li" and "stealing offerings" are like a match made in heaven.

Lin Li sighed with a smile, changed into slippers: "Sister Min, your words are really hurtful."

"Actually, it's an event held by a funeral supplies store, giving away joss paper free of charge; I just casually brought some back."

Lin Li casually made up a reason, knowing that Wu Min wouldn't investigate deeply anyway.

This joss paper was obviously left behind yesterday to complete the funeral task; since it didn't involve anything extraordinary, he hadn't anticipated Wu Min's return tonight, so Lin Li hadn't tidied it up carefully.

"A funeral supplies store holding an event? Free joss paper? Really?" Wu Min exclaimed.

Free joss paper, is this an event humanity could think of?

Today isn't Qingming Festival.

"Of course it's true, and giving away joss paper is just one insignificant event among others. The owner also said that as long as clients check in with a personal death certificate at the store, they can collect a shroud for free, and the second coffin is half-price when buying a coffin."

Lin Li nodded immediately, emphasizing it.

Wu Min: "..."

Wu Min sighed.

If there was such an event and a client actually went to collect a shroud, the owner wouldn't be happy.

But Wu Min also knew very well, this event was definitely fabricated by Lin Li; this kid not speaking normally again.

As for why Wu Min was so sure, it's because Lin Li had a previous mishap.

Back in elementary school, the school once required every student to do good deeds during summer vacation and record them.

Lin Li's astonishing wisdom led him to decide to use his pocket money to provide free basic living supplies like rice and oil to all elderly people over ninety in Nansang.

With just one small requirement — they needed these elderly people's parents' signatures to collect them.

Who can understand Wu Min's sense of salvation upon hearing this requirement at the time?

From the first reaction of "Time flies, this child Lin Li grew up in the blink of an eye, reaching the age of understanding," quickly progressed to "Time flies, this child Lin Li got old in the blink of an eye, reaching the age to die."

Can only say Lin Li's intentions were good, but Lin Li's intentions being good is unlikely.

"Alright, alright," Wu Min closed the refrigerator door again, not continuing to ask, concerned Lin Li might say something more shocking, just shook her head:

"But, mom has told you countless times, never accept or even handle money of unknown origin.

This joss paper should just be thrown away, don't burn it for your dad; don't end up getting caught by the Underworld for money laundering... having a child like you in the living realm, he inherently doesn't have much virtue accumulated, can't even bail you out..."

Listening to Wu Min's nagging, Lin Li fell silent, then became relieved.

Perhaps his astonishing wisdom isn't entirely due to his talent, Wu Min's genes also played an important role.

"Got it, Mom," Lin Li placed his shoes properly, said with a smile.

"Hungry? Mom will make you some supper."

"A little."

"What do you want to eat?"

Lin Li: "Wellington steak, medium rare, the outer crust needs to be baked golden and crispy, the filet inside should be thick cut and drizzled with port wine sauce, oh right, side dishes should be truffle mashed potatoes and asparagus tips, remember to mix some grated Parmesan cheese into the mashed potatoes."

Wu Min: "?"

"Just make me a simple bowl of soup too, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is fine, the broth must be brewed from South African abalone, Hokkaido scallops, Jinhua ham and old hen, anything else makes me cough."

Seeing Wu Min not speaking, it was obvious she felt he ordered too little, so he continued:

"I also kind of feel like eating king crab, how about getting me a leg..."

Wu Min sneered, "Egg fried noodles, eat or not, if not, go take a shower and sleep."

Lin Li: "Eat."

All gourmet lovers know, true delicacies are often found in small street corners or ordinary people's homes, as for those expensive Michelin ones… Lin Li's review is, hehe.

Darn it, Lin Li hasn't eaten them, how to review?

All unknown dishes are reviewed as unappetizing!

So, Ying Bao, unappetizing!

...

Friday afternoon.

"Bufan, are you going home this weekend?"

"How can you even have the nerve to ask me that question!" Bai Bufan, who just came from the dorm to the classroom, grabbed Lin Li by the collar angrily and questioned:

"I don't dare think about how Old Jian will target me, what's the point of going home, starting today the school is my true home!"

"See, so impatient again." Lin Li grinned annoyingly.

"Why ask this, do you have plans for this weekend already?" Bai Bufan releases his hand, inquired.

"Sort of, Qu Wanqiu should be staying at school this weekend too, she had family bring her phone over, and then they'll be heading to the pedestrian street for shopping and buying stuff tomorrow afternoon," Lin Li nodded.

"Shopping at the pedestrian street? I don't really want to go, if you want me to go, call me 'Dad' twice, otherwise forget it." Bai Bufan promptly spoke.