The Most Random System-Chapter 773 - 384: Let Us Be Companions in the Mortal World, Living Charming and Free

Lin Li shook his head, tossed the pen onto the table, and shrugged his shoulders.

"...Alright then." Chen Tianming didn't persist, just scratched his head and continued to look at the questions on the exam paper with some regret.

Seeing Chen Tianming so down, Lin Li felt it necessary to cheer him up a bit.

"Tianming, I still have some good news for you." So Lin Li spoke up.

"What is it?" Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li.

"From the way you approached this problem, it seems you won't have a love-struck mind in the future, which is quite good." Lin Li explained.

Chen Tianming blinked.

Although he felt there was something subtly off, seeing Lin Li so focused on the problem and not looking at him, he slowly asked:

"How can you tell?

Honestly, I feel I might have one. Now when I am licking...being at Qiaoqiao's side every day, my mind is all about her. If I'm with Qiaoqiao, I think I'd definitely have a love-struck mind..."

"No conflict there, as to whether you'll have a love-struck mind," Lin Li smiled as he raised his head, "but love-struck, those are two things you'll definitely never have in this life."

"Damn! I knew it, you punk!" Chen Tianming, predicting Lin Li wouldn't speak properly, laughed while pointing at Lin Li.

"Oh," Lin Li clapped his hands after hearing that, "You won't have that either."

"Hm?" Chen Tianming was stunned.

"...Wait a moment."

"?"

"Hey, damn Lin Li, you're truly damnable!" Once he realized, Chen Tianming couldn't hold back his defense-breaking roar.

—Turns out not only would he never have 'love' and 'brain', but he'd also never have 'darn' in this lifetime?

Lin Li you're a prick.

However, Yu Guang noticed Yao Qiaoqiao had appeared outside the multifunction classroom, Chen Tianming immediately stopped squeezing Lin Li's neck and tried to behave like a gentleman.

"Alright, even though I can't use 'brain' to show your charm for Yao Qiaoqiao's praise and admiration, I have other ways."

Lin Li also noticed Yao Qiaoqiao approaching, so he immediately lowered his voice and said, "Here, give me your hand."

"No way!" Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Chen Tianming had already been fooled three times in a minute and felt he was about to grow a brain, so he resolutely refused.

"I won't harm you. You can test it on the class president and guarantee you'll receive praise." Lin Li pointed at Chen Yu Ying, who was eavesdropping nearby, and promised.

Chen Tianming suspiciously glanced at Lin Li, then stretched out his hand.

Not that he trusted Lin Li, but he simply wanted to see what trick he was playing.

As time was tight, Lin Li swiftly wrote "Charming" on Chen Tianming's right palm and "Free" on his left palm.

"Done!"

"Charming Free? What is this?" Chen Tianming stared at the words on his palms, looking puzzled.

Lin Li remained silent, just signaled to Chen Tianming to salute Chen Yu Ying in the style of the French army, then eagerly asked Chen Yu Ying, "Class president, what would be the most fitting way to describe Tianming doing this?"

Chen Tianming, Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Chen Yu Ying froze for a second, noticed Lin Li's lip movements, had a moment of realization, and uncertainly answered, "Charming and Free?"

"Bingo!" Lin Li excitedly snapped his fingers, then heavily patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, proudly seeking credit: "Tianming, did you hear that! That's genuine praise!"

"My Ying Bao's standards are really high, if she can praise you like that, winning over Yao Qiaoqiao should be a piece of cake!"

Chen Tianming looked down at the two words on his palms, feeling unconvinced.

Just by writing these two words and then raising his hand in surrender, he can be praised as charming and free?

"Charming" and "Free" were found.

Chen Tianming smiled, "Lin Li, where's 'and'? Where's 'and'? How do you spot it?"

Lin Li waved dismissively, "Ah, that's not important."

Chen Tianming: (•́へ•́╬)!

"..."

"..."

"Lin Li, I really have to graze-fed your damn horse!!!"

No longer doing the gentleman act!

...

In one evening, he clashed with two classmates, leaving a bloody feud...

As he left school, Lin Li noticed Chen Tianming and Bai Bufan scowling at him, mumbling, seemingly plotting revenge.

So what.

Nothing to fear! They're just petty chicks and dogs!

"The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you~"

Lin Li hummed a song, reminding the sensory lights in the older building that had lost sensitivity, making them glow early.

Older districts are like that, if there's no noise, the sensory lights won't bother with you.

Sometimes Lin Li felt these sensory lights were like the husbands in cuckold movies, indifferent on the couch watching Dora find the rascal while the bedroom was flooded.

Such sluggishness, had it in this lifetime.

He reached his door, pulled out the key, unlocked it, and saw an extra pair of shoes on the entrance mat, so Lin Li looked up.

Sure enough, Wu Min was sitting on the couch playing with her phone.

"Mom, you're back? Didn't you say you'd be back tomorrow morning?" Lin Li greeted while taking off his shoes.

"Finished things up early, so I came back tonight," Wu Min put down her phone, then stared intently at Lin Li, asking rather seriously:

"Didn't know till I checked, but I'm shocked now, Lin Li, where did you get so much money?"

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, stopped what he was doing, and looked at Wu Min, surprised.

His wealth had been exposed?

Theoretically, once he became an adult, the balance of his bank account couldn't be randomly checked.

But Lin Li wasn't worried. Even though he didn't know how Wu Min discovered this, fortunately, the amount he'd spent recently and the remaining balance wasn't huge, he could use the Demon Suppression Bureau's bonus as an excuse.

Lin Li had already prepared his story: "Mom, actually..."

Wu Min threw a stack of offering paper money on the coffee table, frowned and interrupted, "Lin Li, would all of this be stolen from someone's grave?"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

So it's offering money?

Forget it, that's not important right now.

The important thing is that Lin Li felt his character had been insulted—

"Sister Min! What kind of talk is that?! When you say such things, is there even a hint of maternal behavior?"

"How could I steal someone's offering money from a grave? Even if I take it, I can't use it!"

Lin Li suddenly calmed: "I'd certainly steal the offerings."