The Most Random System-Chapter 775 - 385: Good Family Relationships Always Begin Imperfectly
Strolling down a pedestrian street and going to a market are completely different concepts, and for Bai Bufan, the former holds no allure.
It's not like he hasn't gone shopping with his mom before; the only thing that attracts Bai Bufan in the clothing stores is the chairs.
Therefore, he'd usually immediately reject such invitations from others, but since "Three Guys and a Dog" is different, there's a bond, so if Lin Li is willing to call him dad, Bai Bufan is definitely willing to sacrifice himself for his son.
"I don't plan to go either," Lin Li shook his head. "The girls have their own rhythm, and mainly they shop for jewelry and women's clothes, right? Dragging the two of us along for an afternoon could easily be a lose-lose situation."
"How about we have dinner with them then, and maybe go to a board game shop in the evening to play a game of 'Script Murder' or something? It's not confirmed yet. We can discuss it in the group later. Just make sure you have some free time available first."
"Alright, that's no problem." Bai Bufan nodded.
If they're going to play Script Murder, he needs to prepare some onions later.
At the entrance of the Script Murder shop, he could squeeze onions into his eyes and then kneel on the ground crying his heart out.
The DM and players present would exclaim—f*ck, this person is a pro!
Koukou, in low heels, stepped onto the podium again, making the duo pause their conversation.
"A bit nervous." Lin Li sat upright.
"Why's that?" Bai Bufan curiously looked at Lin Li, who suddenly seemed deranged.
"I proposed to Koukou today, and she said she wants to meet my parents to talk about it properly. It's clear that I've passed on her end; I'm just not sure about my family's opinion." Lin Li said shyly.
"Idiot," Bai Bufan raised a middle finger and laughed teasingly, then rubbed his chin, glanced at Koukou for a moment, shook his head, and patted Lin Li's shoulder:
"Lin Li, if you ask me, you two aren't suitable."
Before Lin Li could retort, Bai Bufan shifted the topic: "Because two people are too unstable. A triangle is stable, so Dad hopes you can find another person and have a three-person marriage, that would be more suitable."
Lin Li: "?"
So that's what "you two aren't suitable" meant?
So Lin Li added, "I also have Ying Bao."
Bai Bufan slapped his thigh: "Great! Three people are suitable! I agree with this marriage!"
"Thank you, Dad!"
"You're welcome, son!"
The two exchanged a glance and chuckled.
"Bufan, go to the back for class." Koukou's cold voice came through the mini microphone, sounding even colder.
But it was a predetermined outcome, so Bai Bufan nodded naturally and moved to the back row.
However, he couldn't help but glance at Lin Li with some regret.
This class has separated us once again.
Koukou was satisfied.
Ever since she tasted the benefit of separating Lin Li and Bai Bufan, Koukou relished in it.
These two, one must be at the back, the other at their desk.
So when Koukou's in a good mood, she finds a way to make Bai Bufan stand at the back during class.
When in a bad mood, she angrily finds a way to make Bai Bufan stand at the back.
—Making Lin Li go to the back for class would ruin his chance to sleep, which Koukou doesn't want, so she avoids it.
...
"Finally, the class is over. It's so hard pretending to be a normal human being."
"I agree."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan sighed as they cleared their desks and drawers.
There were only two classes on Friday afternoon, and the parent-teacher meeting starts around the third period, so by halfway through the second math class, quite a few parents were peering into the classroom from the uncovered windows above the corridor outside.
So Lin Li and Bai Bufan, to prevent these parents from worrying about their children's future, questioning Nansang Middle School's credibility, or doubting their own choices, had to sit up straight and behave as if it was an open class.
"Shoving magazines into my drawer, seriously, that's low. Put it in the back cabinet."
Lin Li was quick to prevent Bai Bufan's setup.
—Later, parents will sit in their children's seats, so everyone is tidying up the place.
Earlier in the day, Yang Bangjie had borrowed markers from everyone because he liked using a compass to carve things on desks, and what he carved were not always polite.
"You're the free-spirited, dashing, unbeatable academic king of Nansang Middle School. If there are novels in your drawer, who cares? If my mom saw it, she might even persuade me to read more novels!" Bai Bufan argued with reason.
"Alright." Hearing this, the dashing, unbeatable academic king of Nansang Middle School nodded. Since Bufan said such heartfelt words, so be it.
Put it directly on the desk!
The two walked out of the classroom, where Wu Min was already waiting at the door.
"Mom, over here."
"Hello, Aunty."
"Hello, hello~"
"You know my seat, right? It's at the very bottom left corner of the classroom, the one with a novel on the desk. After Bai Bufan and Wu Min exchanged greetings, Lin Li pointed to his seat and said.
"Got it, I know." Wu Min nodded and headed straight for Lin Li's seat.
But Bai Bufan was stupefied.
What's meant by "the one with a novel on the desk"?
Upon closer inspection, the magazine really had reappeared on his desk.
With the corridor full of parents, Bai Bufan's curse words showed in his eyes as he quickly ran back to hide it.
Lin Li chuckled as he watched, and when Bai Bufan came out, he raised his chin and asked curiously, "Bufan, haven't your parents arrived yet?"
"They have, over there." Bai Bufan nodded towards the overpass corridor.







