Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 103: I’ll Have My Sister Beat You Up
The scene before them was somewhat eerie.
A pile of chubby pandas lay on the ground, exposing their soft bellies, occasionally letting out soft whimpering sounds.
It seemed like they were acting cute.
The enlarged version of pandas, not only increased in size but also magnified their adorable clumsiness.
The panda boss sat on one side, staring unblinkingly at Bai Xiqin’s hand.
Pet it!
It’s counting!
It’s not very sensitive to numbers, if you asked it to count the trees in the zoo, it wouldn’t finish counting them even in ten years.
But bamboo shoots are different.
It can tell at a glance how many bamboo shoots there are in a pile and can accurately calculate how many shoots Bai Xiqin owes it.
As long as Bai Xiqin dared to reach out and touch it, the panda boss dared to chase her for the shoots.
It never asks for too much, and it never takes a loss.
Giving five hundred each week is no problem, the next few months will be filled with fresh bamboo shoots to eat.
Bai Xiqin looked at the scene before her, twitching at the corner of her mouth.
Are iron-eating beasts this adorable now?
No wonder Chi You lost the war!
Dozens of large-sized pandas tried their best to act cute, eagerly watching Bai Xiqin... her hand, hoping she would pet them a little more.
The boss said, let that not-so-good-looking, skinny female human pet them a hundred times and get an extra shoot at mealtime.
For the sake of food, they went all out!
Bai Xiqin decisively dragged Leng Yebai away.
Sly merchant!
She wouldn’t fall for it!
"I’ll come back in seven days to bring you shoots, don’t go around kidnapping people, or there will be none. I still live in the zoo, eat your food, drink your drinks."
The mutated panda blinked adorably, looking aggrieved.
Alright then!
No kidnapping, no kidnapping.
The mutated panda watched the naive rich person walk away, then contemplatively stared at the dozen or so pandas in front of it.
It knew why that human didn’t pet its little brothers!
That’s because the little brothers aren’t as good at acting cute as it is!
The mutated panda contemplated as it hugged its bamboo shoots, walking towards the depths of the zoo.
How on earth can it make that human pet it a little more!
After all, it has a bunch of silly bamboo-eating fellows to feed!
Bai Xiqin and Leng Yebai exited the zoo, just in time to encounter Bai Zhengxuan and the others.
They were preparing to sneakily investigate the situation.
"Sis, everything’s okay now?"
Seeing Bai Xiqin come out, Bai Yifan let out a slight sigh of relief.
Indeed, when his older sister steps up, she’s worth three of them.
"It’s fine now, don’t touch pandas when you see them in the future."
Bai Xiqin thought of the scene inside, and her mouth twitched.
"Oh, got it."
Bai Yifan nodded obediently; he vowed to avoid pandas in the future!
"Xiao Fan, where’s my bike!"
Leng Yebai looked at Bai Yifan with no expression, his voice slightly cold.
How could he ride away with his only asset without his permission!
"In the old man’s garbage truck." Bai Yifan silently stepped back and pointed to the green garbage truck.
Leng Yebai went to the garbage truck, retrieved his bicycle from the compartment, and carefully inspected his only asset.
Luckily, it wasn’t damaged and could still be ridden.
"Next time you want to ride a bike, ask me. You can’t just sneak it away, understand?" Leng Yebai said with a stern face in a senior tone to Bai Yifan.
After all, he was Bai Yifan’s brother-in-law, so this tone was appropriate.
He was reluctantly a senior.
"If I ask you, will you let me ride it?" Bai Yifan retorted.
"No." Leng Yebai replied confidently.
His bike can only be ridden casually by Xiao Niu.
Bai Yifan rolled his eyes, "I don’t care, I’ll ride if I want to."
At sixteen, Bai Yifan was in his rebellious phase, who else could he rebel against?
The Bai Family wouldn’t indulge children.
If you dare to rebel, you can expect a good beating.
So, Bai Yifan could only rebel against his future brother-in-law.
"Are you sure?"
Leng Yebai leisurely raised his hand, purple lightning dancing on his fingertips, making a slight electric sound.
Bai Yifan looked at Leng Yebai’s threatening gaze, not scared at all, he immediately ran behind Bai Xiqin and clutched her sleeve.
"If you dare to hit me, I’ll get my sister to beat you up!"
Bai Yifan had a smug look on his face, even made a face at Leng Yebai.
Leng Yebai: ...
Bai Xiqin looked at Leng Yebai with a faint smile, not saying anything, not making any stand.
Why should she intervene in a children’s fight!
"Hehe, I’m standing here, hit me if you dare!" Bai Yifan was a little smug.
He had a sister!
The lightning in Leng Yebai’s hand instantly dissipated.
Very well, very well.
...you win.
Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes at Bai Yifan, this kid really deserved a spanking; even as a bystander, he felt like hitting him.
"Come on, come on, it’s getting dark, we need to hurry back for dinner!"
Bai Zhengxuan rubbed his empty stomach, smacking his lips.
"Go go go, it’s time to head back!"
Bai Yifan rubbed his stomach, only then realizing he hadn’t eaten all day.
So busy every day!
Uncle Wang chuckled at Bai Xiqin with a cheeky grin, "Big girl, are you cooking today? I’m coming over for a meal."
Before Bai Xiqin could respond, Bai Zhengxuan blew up first.
"Go away, who do you think you’re calling ’big girl’!" Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes at Uncle Wang, "This is making you a generation above me! This isn’t fair."
"Hehe, I do what I please!"
Uncle Wang felt he’d gained the upper hand, giggling as he ran to the driver’s seat, ready to drive back to the safety base.
Uncle Liu silently watched the two grumbling old men.
How difficult!
He suspected he was the smartest among the elderly group!
Clearly, Old Bai was the one getting the advantage!
How did Old Wang come to think he was a generation above Bai Zhengxuan?
The green garbage truck sped toward the safety base, and faintly their argument over who held the higher status could be heard.
Bai Xiqin’s mouth twitched, fortunately, she’d gotten used to it.
The elderly group’s behavior was weird, their strength formidable, madcap actions and words, nothing could be predicted by common sense.
Bai Xiqin sighed, mounted her electric bike, "Let’s go! Time to head back!"
"Alrighty!"
Before Leng Yebai could do so, Bai Yifan rushed over first, seating himself on the back of the electric bike.
"Don’t forget to ride your precious bike back!" Bai Yifan tauntingly smiled at Leng Yebai.
Leng Yebai: ...
Bai Xiqin raised her eyebrows, turned the throttle of the electric bike, and rode off.
She thought Leng Yebai probably wanted to ride his bike back.
After all, his greatest love was the bike.
Watching Bai Yifan’s back, which begged for a beating, Leng Yebai’s fingers clenched and relaxed, relaxed and clenched again.
This brother-in-law, really... needs a spanking.
He treasured his bike, but he loved riding with Xiao Niu more.
Leng Yebai took a deep breath, don’t get angry, don’t get angry.
He has a sister, and his sister is formidable.
His sister would beat him to death!
Leng Yebai consoled himself and, riding his bicycle, his long legs pedaled furiously, catching up to the electric bike.
The bicycle and the electric bike rode side by side, the setting sun stretching their shadows long and far.
Ignoring the image of Leng Yebai furiously pedaling, everything still appeared quite picturesque.
