Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 102: The Gullible Sucker Arrives
The Mutated Panda with a blank expression picked up the Little Bun who was eating bamboo shoots and tossed him in front of Bai Xiqin.
Go, earn some bamboo shoots!
Little Bun decisively threw the bamboo shoot in his hand to the ground, then hugged Bai Xiqin’s leg.
He looked up at Bai Xiqin with an adorable and naive expression, asking for a hug.
Bai Xiqin raised an eyebrow and reached out to stroke the little panda’s fur.
"Why is it sticky and greasy?"
After a quick stroke, Bai Xiqin stopped and silently wiped her hand on Leng Yebai’s clothes.
Leng Yebai: ...
"Ahem, I have sweaty hands."
Bai Yifan scratched his head awkwardly.
Bai Xiqin looked at the Mutated Panda, then at Bai Yifan.
Alright, she understood why they were caught.
The last time she petted a panda, she got extorted for quite a bit of bamboo. Bai Yifan just petted without giving bamboo, which is pure hooligan behavior, mustn’t let him go.
"How many times did you pet it?" Bai Xiqin asked Bai Yifan.
She needed to know how much "ransom" she had to pay.
Based on previous experience, each pet is one bamboo shoot, and there were quite a few bamboo shoots in the space warehouse, so it should be enough to pay.
"Do I need to count that? I forgot!" Bai Yifan was slightly puzzled, "What’s the point of counting? I petted for about two hours, even if it’s once per second, it would probably be around 4000 or so!"
Bai Xiqin: ...
Even more ruthless than her!
So much ransom!
Little Bun hugged Bai Xiqin’s leg, acting cute, but it was still useless.
Bai Xiqin was immersed in the emotions of her bamboo bankruptcy.
The Mutated Panda saw that Little Bun’s cuteness wasn’t working, so it adorably waddled over to Bai Xiqin.
It lay down on the ground, stretched out its limbs, and showed its round belly.
Looking like it was ready to let an idiot pet it.
If the little one can’t do it, it’ll do it!
Bai Xiqin instinctively took a step back.
Can’t afford to mess with this, can’t afford to mess with this.
"Is this panda silly? Why is it acting cute like a puppy?"
Uncle Wang widened his eyes, incredulously looking at the Mutated Panda lying on the ground.
He still remembered the first time he saw the Mutated Panda, it had taken down a Giant Python with sheer force.
This creature is clearly a powerhouse!
The Mutated Panda gave a blank look at Uncle Wang, its eyes like black grapes squinting slightly.
This unlucky human is too shameless!
If it weren’t busy earning bamboo to support the family, it would definitely duel with this weakling!
Bai Xiqin sighed, "Xiao Fan, wait here, I’ll go negotiate with it."
Having said that, Bai Xiqin walked into the zoo.
Leng Yebai, somewhat worried, followed behind Bai Xiqin with his long legs.
Can’t exactly take out bamboo shoots on the street!
"This panda can negotiate?" Uncle Wang was shocked.
"It managed to capture the three of us, there’s nothing it can’t do!" Uncle Liu said mysteriously.
The senior gang, invincible the world over, fell into the hands of a panda.
Uncle Wang: "...indeed."
The Mutated Panda’s eyes lit up, and it nimbly climbed up from the ground, not even bothering about the dirt on its body, quickly following Bai Xiqin.
There’s bamboo to be had!
Before leaving, the Mutated Panda whimpered at Little Bun.
Watch the hostage, don’t lose him until we get the bamboo!
Little Bun promptly complied, extending its soft, cute paw, waving it at the garbage truck.
Adorably, completely unlike the legendary iron-eating beast’s image.
Humans, stay put, don’t think about running!
Everyone: ...
If Chi You rode such a soft, cute iron-eating beast into battle, it’s understandable if he lost.
Inside the zoo gates, Bai Xiqin was negotiating with the Mutated Panda.
"How much bamboo do you want?" Bai Xiqin rubbed her temples.
More than four thousand, she didn’t have!
The Mutated Panda blinked blankly, then whimpered softly.
Its blank face bore a trace of slyness, a look of a successful scheme.
Lucky it brought Little Bun along to scam.
Here it is, the sucker is here!
It decided that from now on, whenever it encountered a sucker, it would act all cute and defenseless.
As long as it’s shameless, no panda can call it thick-skinned!
As long as there’s bamboo, everything’s fine!
This sucker, it’s totally dependent on!
Dignity, in front of bamboo shoots, is worthless.
Bai Xiqin covered her forehead, although the Mutated Panda couldn’t speak, she felt it was saying, one bamboo shoot per pet, you do the math.
With this sly expression, it’s a shame if it doesn’t go into extortion!
Bai Xiqin flicked her finger, and a heap of bamboo shoots appeared out of thin air, about 500.
Bai Xiqin wasn’t stupid, giving too many at once would make the Mutated Panda increasingly demanding.
Giving too much is wasteful, pandas don’t have refrigerators, they’d spoil and it’d be a pity.
The Mutated Panda looked at the ground’s bamboo shoots, then at Bai Xiqin, with a trace of astonishment on its blank face.
Human, are you brushing me off?
"I don’t have this many with me now, how about this!" Bai Xiqin coaxed, "From now on I’ll give you 500 bamboo shoots every seven days, surely enough to eat, until the debt gets settled, how’s that?"
The Mutated Panda looked down blankly at its chubby paws, seriously contemplating for a while.
Seems pretty good.
This way it could see the sucker every week.
If it works hard to become cuter and more adorable.
The sucker might pet it every day.
Bamboo shoots would continuously flow in!
But, what if one day it can’t find the sucker?
The Mutated Panda raised its head blankly, looking conflicted.
"If you don’t agree, then I can only stay with my family in the zoo, eating your food, drinking your drinks, and not giving you bamboo!"
Bai Xiqin "threatened".
The Mutated Panda widened its eyes, almost scared back a step.
That’s too ruthless!
The Mutated Panda let out a long sigh, looked up to the sky, and howled.
Bai Xiqin and Leng Yebai couldn’t understand a thing, assuming the negotiations fell apart.
The Little Bun, who was baring its teeth at the entrance, twitched its ears, sneering at everyone, before turning and running away.
Humans, you are free!
At the same time, out of the depths of the zoo came running a dozen large pandas.
These pandas were twice the size of ordinary ones, all being Mutant Animals.
With this group of fatties approaching, the ground trembled slightly.
The dozen Mutated Pandas didn’t rush for the bamboo shoots first, instead, they uniformly charged in front of Bai Xiqin.
They weren’t ordinary Mutated Animals, all were high-ranking Mutated Pandas.
If they went berserk, it would be a disaster for all of M City.
Electric sparks flared from Leng Yebai’s fingertips, even Bai Xiqin was ready to unleash her superpower at any moment.
Did the negotiations break down, are they going to fight?
The dozen Mutated Pandas emitted a terrifying pressure, with eyes glittering as they approached Bai Xiqin step by step.
Their eyes shone frighteningly bright, as if they wanted to eat Bai Xiqin alive.
Bai Xiqin’s fingers hovered over the small wooden box at her waist, ready to release the Steel Needle at any time.
Suddenly, the scene changed.
The dozen Mutated Pandas abruptly sat down, uniformly stretching their limbs, exposing their round bellies.
