Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 101: Humans Are Hard to Raise
Bai Xiqin still couldn’t feel at ease letting Bai Yifan go out alone. Seeing that he hadn’t returned for most of the day, she deliberately sent Qin Yuan out.
As a result, Qin Yuan brought back some jaw-dropping news.
Bai Yifan and the Elderly Squad had been captured by a Mutated Panda.
Bai Xiqin, however, didn’t think it was a complicated matter.
She was a bamboo tycoon!
There’s nothing a few pieces of bamboo can’t solve, unless there isn’t enough bamboo!
After the last time when the Mutated Panda emptied out her bamboo stash, she deliberately stocked up quite a bit more in her warehouse.
This kind of feng shui treasure land’s space is always harvest season every day!
Bai Xiqin and Leng Yebai set off towards the zoo on an electric scooter.
Leng Yebai sat on the back seat of the electric scooter, wrapping his arms around Bai Xiqin.
"Faster, a little bit faster."
Leng Yebai urged gently.
Bai Xiqin turned her head and rolled her eyes to the extreme; it was already at its max speed!
Leng Yebai pressed his thin lips together and silently tightened his arms, hugging Bai Xiqin tightly.
The bicycle had been ridden away by Bai Yifan and was still nowhere to be found.
His most precious possessions were Bai Xiqin and the bicycle.
Losing one of them felt like a dagger to the heart for Leng Yebai.
He could only cling to his only precious thing for warmth.
This world is so cold; only Xiao Niu can give him warmth.
The little electric scooter charged forward like a small cannonball.
A green garbage truck stopped at the entrance of the zoo.
The Mutated Panda stood in front of the garbage truck, looking troubled.
How on earth was it supposed to notify that fool to come and pay the ransom?
The cuddly face revealed a human-like sense of collapse.
If it couldn’t figure out a way to notify that human to deliver bamboo shoots, wouldn’t it incur a loss?
These four unlucky humans needed food, drink, and care, all managed by it.
The bamboo at home was already not much, did it have to feed it all to them?
The Mutated Panda blinked its naive eyes; had it known it was this troublesome, it would have only kidnapped one person!
Gurgle gurgle――
Bai Yifan’s stomach let out a hungry noise.
From going out in the morning until now,
he hadn’t had a single meal.
In the morning, he did a good deed by taking a lost child home.
In the afternoon, he was inexplicably captured.
Overall, it had been an exciting day.
The Mutated Panda glanced at Bai Yifan with a deep look.
Great, just what it feared the most.
This human’s stomach is growling, he must be hungry.
The ransom hasn’t even been received, and it’s already looking at a loss!
The Mutated Panda sighed, placed the Little Bun on the ground, whimpered a few times, as if giving instructions.
The little panda glanced at the garbage truck, its dewy eyes full of reluctance.
There wasn’t even enough for itself, yet it had to feed those unlucky humans?
The boss’s orders had to be followed.
The Little Bun reluctantly walked into the depths of the zoo.
The three elderly men hiding in the driver’s cabin silently watched the Little Bun walk away and began to murmur.
Uncle Bai: "What’s it going to do?"
Uncle Liu: "Maybe two pandas can’t finish us four people, so it’s going to call its kind!"
Uncle Wang: "I don’t know whether my Gold Ability is stronger or if their teeth are."
Bai, Liu: "..."
The Little Bun returned after ten minutes, though it was a five-minute task, it took ten.
The Little Bun didn’t come back empty-handed; it held four fresh bamboo shoots in its arms.
Its grape-like eyes were fixed intently on the bamboo shoots in its arms, drool unceremoniously dripping from its mouth onto the shoots.
Crystal clear.
The Mutated Panda whimpered two sounds at the garbage truck, indicating for the Little Bun to give the bamboo shoots to those four unlucky humans.
The Little Bun stood reluctantly, casting a deeply resentful look at the garbage truck.
What a group of bad people, even eating the best bamboo shoots.
"What’s with the expression on that little panda?" Uncle Wang widened his eyes.
He could actually see a hint of... grievance and reluctance in the panda’s eyes?
Why was the little panda looking at them with such regret?
"Does it think we stole its bamboo?" Bai Zhengxuan guessed, looking at the little panda and then at the panda leader.
"Stealing bamboo?" Uncle Liu looked speechlessly.
Bamboo shoot, he eats it.
At least add some seasoning or something!
Not even the step of boiling, how do you eat that?
The panda leader, seeing the Little Bun reluctant to part with the bamboo, walked over angrily, threw the four green bamboo shoots into Bai Yifan’s arms, and then turned its head, not looking at the bamboo anymore.
Can’t look anymore, the more it looks, the more reluctant it feels!
Afterall, they were hostages and to get more bamboo from the fool, it... went all in!
Bai Yifan: ???
The bamboo shoots were stained with the Little Bun’s drool, why give them to him?
No one could answer him unless the Mutated Panda could speak.
If it could, it would say: Eat it before the boss changes its mind!
The Mutated Panda turned around in a daze, sat on the ground, pondering how to make that unlucky human give a little more bamboo.
If it doesn’t say it soon, the loss would be greater.
Those fools who only knew how to eat bamboo eat a lot, and the leftover bamboo from the last scam wasn’t enough in comparison to their eating speed.
Nobody cared whether they could scam bamboo later; it had already lost quite a bit now.
Sigh~
The Mutated Panda let out a long breath, starting to doubt its entire panda life.
Humans really are hard to feed and picky eaters too.
No more kidnapping in the future!
Suddenly, the Mutated Panda’s ears twitched, sniffing the air, its entire demeanor perked up.
It sprang up and stared directly in one direction.
It saw that fool coming over!
If it were a dog, it would definitely wag its tail to show its welcome.
"Sis, you’re here." Bai Yifan waved excitedly at Bai Xiqin, "You wouldn’t believe it; we were kidnapped by pandas."
As soon as Bai Xiqin arrived, Bai Yifan felt completely at ease.
His sister was invincible.
With his sister here, the problem would be solved.
"Xiao Niu!" Bai Zhengxuan waved at Bai Xiqin, then pointed at the Mutated Panda, saying, "Hurry and beat it to death, it captured us!"
The Mutated Panda was stupefied: ...
Humans, truly toxic!
It had given them the best bamboo shoots, and yet they still wanted the fool to kill it!
Whether the fool could kill it, it didn’t know.
What it did know was the fool had a lot of bamboo; it was about to go act cute and ask for bamboo soon!
