My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 37: Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma: I’ll take care of this matter!
"Did you, by any chance, get that fellow daoist’s name?" The bald Buddhist rubbed her forehead.
"Yeah. It was Mu Laoban or something..." Xiao Shen answered her with a nod. He continued. "Then, when I came out of the forest, I ran into a really pretty sister that said that she was his daughter. Could she have been the one who sent him?"
Xiao Shen finished his explanation and looked at the bald Buddhist nun.
However, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma’s genial smile had turned forced.
Mu Laoban?
F*ck! This little fellow daoist’s problem is actually my fault!
Her dao name was Virtuous Nun of Good Karma and her cultivaton path was accumulating good karma by doing good deeds. If she did not rectify her mistake and settle this matter, would she not have a cultivaton deviation?
Thus, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma cupped her fists and bowed. "Aiyah, forgive me, Little Daoist Xiao Shen."
[Twist!]
[Drama~]
[Don’t you dare confess to MY Anchor, lady!]
Xiao Shen was speechless. He twitched the corners of his his mouth and shook his head. "Eh, what would I be forgiving Senior Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma for?"
"You see, I was once a young little girl who... Bah, the main point is that I had been fighting that despicable Mu Laoban for one year straight!" Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma said. "He injured me and escaped, but not without taking very serious injuries himself. Thus, he must have gone over to that village grave yard to steal corpses and refine them into Jiangshi. Doing this would allow him to transfer his injuries to the Jiangshi and go back to his peak condition. That must have been how you both met."
"Oh? I knew that Old Baldy was a Cultivator! What realm was he at?" if Xiao Shen had not really believed in cultivaton earlier, well he surely did now.
"Same as me, a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma said. "But he must have forcefully lowered his realm in order to suppress his injuries, so he would most likely have been at the middle stage of the Third Circle True Master realm."
"Is that so?" Xiao Shen frowned in thought. Killing Mu Laoban and severely injuring that fellow from earlier, no wonder she thinks I’m a Cultivator!
Yes, he had not cleared up the misunderstanding Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had about him, letting her think of him as a Cultivator.
This was a convenient lie as revealing the truth would definitely lead to troublesome questions!
How the f*ck would an ordinary mortal have murdered a full blown Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator, even if he was injured and had his realm forcefully lowered?
How the hell would an ordinary mortal have severely injured a Third Circle True Master realm cultivator, even if the fellow was unprepared?
Those were questions that he did not have answers for!
After all, it was not like he could just tell people that he had god-like existences watching his life as though it were some kind of livestream!
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma sighed and shook her head. "The Desolate Yin sect is one that rarely gets involved with the mortal world and is more focused on the dead instead. However, if the girl that said she was his daughter is the one behind this attack, then it is very likely that she would not stop until you were dead. You killed her father, after all."
"Really?" Xiao Shen’s face instantly fell.
Today he had nearly defeated Fang He because Fang He had been unprepared and was only planning on gathering information. If they came for him once more, what was the guarantee that the ’Viewers’ of his Life stream would gift him so much things again?
One must trust in the strength of higher powers, but not in their benevolence!
"Do not worry, Little Daoist Xiao Shen. This matter is partly my fault, and I shall make sure to end it once and for all." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma placed her hands together and smiled genially at him. "However, this nun will have to trouble you and temporarily reside in your immortal cave until this matter is finished."
"My immortal cave?" Xiao Shen gave a hollow laugh. "Well, uh, you see, my immortal cave is currently undergoing renovations. I’m currently staying in the University’s male dormitory and girls are not allowed to spend the night!"
Xiao Shen made yet another convenient lie. However, this time, he mixed the lies with the truth, making it more believable.
After all, rule seven of convenient lying was that a convenient lie had to be believable!
"Oh. Then I’ll have to go back to the Xuelao Temple and get some money to rent an inn. But you’ll have to come with me. We don’t know whether there are any assassin laying in ambush to kill you!" Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma frowned in thought.
"Hmm..." Xiao Shen also frowned in thought.
The bald Buddhist nun actually made a lot of sense!
However, he did not want to follow her since she was someone whom he had just met. Besides, he had no idea of the distance between the University Town and Xuelao Temple.
He had a test tomorrow, what if the journey took days?
Though, there was no point worrying about a test if, without her, he might not be alive to even write it in the first place...
Not to mention the fact that Tian Hua was still waiting for him in the cafe.
Wait, Tian Hua!
Tian Hua stayed alone as all her roommates ended up leaving the room one after the other, either to rent their own flats off campus, or to stay with their boyfriends!
"Fairy Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, there’s no need." Xiao Shen stopped her from bringing out her flying sword. "I know a place where you can stay for a while!"
