My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 36: Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma enters the fray!
"Ah, indeed we are shooting a movie, Aunty. It’s a xianxia drama organized by the University’s Theatre arts department!" Xiao Shen conveniently lied.
"Oh." The pregnant sister felt her excitement dim. If it was just a movie by university students, then it would probably not go anywhere past their own TVs. She immediately lost her interest in acting and shook her head with a smile "Sorry to disturb your shooting, then. Hehe, I hope I didn’t cause any trouble."
"Oh, no, not at all! In fact, you coming at the right time made the scene even better! And those lines, cinema gold!" Xiao Shen had a bright smile on his face. Looking at him, one would think that he was an experienced movie director!
Fang He and the bald Buddhist nun both had confused looks on their faces.
Is this guy actually a movie director?
The bullet chat also exploded with messages.
[Ah! Is Anchor also a movie director?!]
[Anchor sounds so believable!]
[Anchor would definitely excel as a movie director!]
[Movie director my foot! He’s just a dirty little liar!]
Blah, blah, blah....
Countless messages flashed by, commenting on his actions.
The pregnant sister blushed. "Really?"
"Definitely! You definitely have what it takes to become a star idol! Go home now and start practicing, you’ll definitely go places!" Xiao Shen gave her a thumbs up.
He really, really seemed like a movie director...
Was he perhaps a natural at acting?
"Oh! I will!" The light shone in her eyes once again as she hurriedly turned around and went back to her apartment.
This sister would then proceed to practice movie lines in front of the mirror till morning...
As she left, the Buddhist nun frowned, wagging her finger. "Little fellow daoist, it’s not good to lie."
"She would have been killed if she remained." Xiao Shen coldly looked at Fang He standing there with a sword in hand.
"Fair enough." The Buddhist nun nodded at Xiao Shen and smiled at Fang He. "Little Fang, we meet again!"
At this time, Fang He was looking at the Buddhist nun with even more hatred than when he glared at Xiao Shen!
"You!!!" He gritted his teeth and tightened his grip on the flying sword in his hand.
"Yes. It is I." The Buddhist nun smiled genially and placed her hand together.
"Heavenly Sword Sweeping Past The Heavens!" Fang He instantly made a sword stance and roared out the name of a sword technique.
Xiao Shen flinched slightly, expecting another attack, but the bald Buddhist nun placed a slender hand on his shoulder. "Relax. It’s alright."
The <Heavenly Sword Sweeping Past The Heavens> was a sword technique, all right.
But who said that it was an offensive one? 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶
All techniques were either offensive or defensive, but everyone tended to neglect that there was a third type of techniques until they were in dire straits.
Escapist techniques!
As soon as Fang He had called out the <Heavenly Sword Sweeping Past The Heavens> technique, his flying sword swept itself underneath his feet and flew away at the speed of light.
This was not exaggerating, as, he was there one second, and he had vanished in the next. Not even the tail of his sword light could be seen in the sky!
"He escaped!" Xiao Shen was surprised.
"Indeed. After all, retreating is the best out of the thirty six stratagems." The Buddhist nun nodded her bald head. She was not disappointed though, as she had met a rather interesting fellow daoist. "But who are you, Little junior brother? Why did that despicable corpse cultivator from the despicable Desolate Yin sect try to kill you?"
This Buddhist nun had very fair skin and a special kind of beauty that would make female idols cry in envy. Even her bald head and the six jieba¹ burnt into them did nothing to dim it!
[A/N: Jieba are those dots on the head of a Buddhist monk. They are usually six in number and are made by burning scars onto the poor fellow’s head. Just like Krillin from DBZ.]
[This lady is pretty...]
[Anchor, shoot your shot!]
[She seems strong!]
[What are you standing there dumbfounded for? Quickly introduce yourself, Anchor!]
"Ah, right!" Xiao Shen hurriedly bowed and cupped his fists like he had seen in xianxia dramas. "This junior one is surnamed Xiao. I am Xiao Shen."
It felt cringe as f*ck to actually say that out loud, but Xiao Shen was not too averse to it. After all, did he not frequently talk to the sky and beg for support?
His skin had definitely thickened!
"Xiao Shen. It seems like you do not have a dao name yet, meaning that you are still at the Third Circle True Master realm, right?" The Buddhist nun had a genial smile on her face. "Let me introduce myself. My dharma name is Xuelao Temple’s Virtuous Nun of Good Karma. Yes, I am a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator of the Buddhist faction."
"A Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator... Is that very strong?" Xiao Shen raised a brow and tilted his head in confusion.
He had heard Fang He shout "Third Circle True Master realm cultivator!" several times tonight, and had no idea whether cultivaton realms were ranked in an ascending order or a descending one.
"....." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma twitched her mouth.
What kind of question was that?!
Of course I’m strong! Strong enough to crush you into a pulp a thousand, thousand times over!!!
Never before had she been asked such a question before. It felt like a provocation, even!
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma took a deep breath and calmed her raging emotions.
To temper the mind and control the body, this was the essence of a Buddhist Cultivator!
She put on the genial smile on her face and nodded her bald head. "Indeed I am very strong."
"Oh. That’s nice." Xiao Shen nodded his head. "Senior asked why that man was trying to kill me?"
"Yes. What did you do to antagonize the Desolate Yin sect? Or did you only annoy Little Fang?" Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma asked with a raised brow.
"I just happened to bump into an old bald uncle who was digging corpses!" Xiao Shen spread out his hands. "Then he tried to kill me, and I ended up killing him instead."
Old bald uncle digging corpses?
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma frowned slightly.
That description sounded familiar!
