My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 35: Sister Pregnant Lady: Haha, my luck is not too bad!
Sword Qi suddenly erupted and Fang He’s Qi aura suddenly exploded.
One had to note that foreign Qi had a terrible effect on the human body, as Xiao Shen was immediately injured Fron the pressure alone and he spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Take my attack!" Fang He shouted as he made a sword stance and executed a sword technique.
This technique was called <Dragon’s Tail Slashing the Heavens!> and was a purely offensive sword technique. It caused a super sharp strand of sword Qi to slash alongside the sword itself and was capable of even cleaving a plane from the ground.
Now, that super sharp strand of sword Qi was slashing towards him with a tyrannical will that threatened to cleave apart everything in it’s path!
[Anchor! Escape!]
[Don’t let that energy hit you!]
[Die! Anchor, die!]
«[### has gifted x10 speed!]»
«[### has gifted x100 resilience!]»
«[### has gifted Anchor temporary memory loss!]»
Strength and speed surged in Xiao Shen’s body, alongside a sudden confusion.
_I wanted to escape something... F*ck! Don’t tell me I forgot what I was trying to do!_
Xiao Shen’s eyes widened and his pupils shrank.
This might have taken a long time to describe, but all happened in a fraction of a second. Now, the Sword Qi had arrived and cleaved through his body like butter, slashing him apart into two pieces.
Xiao Shen had died!
"Fuu..." In the clockwork spiral dimension, everything came back to Xiao Shen.
The saying that one should trust higher powers, but should not not rely on their benevolence couldn’t be more true for him.
Everything had been going alright until one of the god-like existences f*cking sabotaged him!
He finally truly realized that some of these existences were strongly against his survival and actively wished for his death.
That realization put his mind in turmoil, but Xiao Shen shook his head with a chuckle. "I have this strange ability, after all. Let them try to kill me, I’ll just regress and bypass all their ploys!"
Though, speaking of which, the stream did not seem to know about this ability of his...
Did this mean that it was not a gift from any of those existence?
The more Xiao Shen thought of it, the more likely it seemed. After all, the gifts sent him were temporary and he had already regressed more than five times already!
"Maybe it’s just a ten time use skill or something..." Xiao Shen thought to himself.
He had already perished a number of times in this short period of time, and it would be best for him to try and avoid dying even more. After all, regression was a nice trump card that he did not want to lose!
After settling his thoughts and thinking things over, he reached out with his inexistent hands and touched the clock closest to him.
How the clocks were arranged, he had no idea. It might be by the second, by the hour, by the minute, by days, by weeks or by years.
But, at least he understood that the clock closest to his position always corresponded to the time of his death.
As usual, the clocks all stopped ticking and the spiral stopped spinning. There was a deafening silence for a few seconds before the clocks began ticking in reverse and the spiral began to turn in the other direction. He felt the familiar sensation of having his soul sucked into the spiral and opened his eyes.
He was back in his body!
SHIING!
The Sword Qi swept towards him still carrying that tyrannical will to cleave apart everything in it’s path.
Like before, messages appeared in the bullet chats.
[Anchor! Escape!]
[Don’t let that energy hit you!]
[Die! Anchor, die!]
«[### has gifted x10 speed!]»
«[### has gifted x100 resilience!]»
«[### has gifted Anchor temporary memory loss!]»
But, this time, he was prepared. As soon as he had opened his eyes back in his body, his brain had been screaming the command to ’duck’ consecutively. Thus, as his corresponding memories were temporarily wiped, the command was still executed.
To Fang He’s shock, Xiao Shen dropped to the ground and rolled to the side, avoiding both his blade and sword Qi!
It was so fast that he himself had not even been able to clearly see what had happened!
Remember that Xiao Shen had originally been gifted ten times the top speed of a normal person at first, which, added with his almost peak physique, made him as fast as a race car. Then, this speed was multiplied by two, making him as fast as a fighter jet, and then this speed level was further multiplied by another three. Now, that speed itself was multiplied by another ten times!
The sword Qi continued to travel in a straight line as a pregnant lady suddenly appeared in the street. She looked at them with surprise. "Ah? Fighting by this time of night? You youngsters should remember that not all problems can be solved by violence!"
Fang He and Xiao Shen instantly froze and both jerked their heads in her direction. There was the same thought on both their minds: F*ck!
On one side, Fang He feared that killing a mortal would incur a lot of annoying trouble with the police and special forces. And on the other, Xiao Shen felt very bad as she, an innocent passersby, would die simply because her luck was not good!
This pregnant sister was in the thirtieth week of her pregnancy and suddenly had a craving for something savoury. Her husband was away in Shanghai on a business trip and no one was around to help her get anything. Not to mention the fact that her phone was not having any signal, stopping her from ordering something good. Thus, she had stepped out to see if any roadside stalls were open, only to see two young men fighting in the street!
SHING!
The sword Qi hit the woman and cleanly cleaved her and the unborn baby apart into two...
Is what would have happened, if a bald fellow in a blue kasaya did not suddenly appear before her.
DING!
There was a shield condensed of golden radiance in front of her that effectively blocked the sword Qi from causing any harm!
"Oh! What kind of effects are these? Some kind of real life CGI? Holograms? Oh! Are you guys shooting a movie?!" The pregnant sister’s eyes shone with excitement.
To think that she had randomly come outside and ended up encountering a movie!
If she could star in it, would she not be on her way to gradually become an idol?!
This pregnant sister felt like her luck was not bad!
