My Aloof Husband Can't Stop His Devoted Affection-Chapter 597 - 006:

"Going home! Or do you plan to stand here all night enjoying the moonlight?" Yun Xi turned back, rolling her eyes at him, her tone righteous with a hint of looking at an idiot.

"Are you really planning to walk back?" Lu Xize widened his eyes in disbelief, questioning incredulously.

"No way! I’m not stupid, if I walk back, I’d have to be crazy!"

"Then how do you plan to get back?"

"Call a car!"

"Where will you call a car from?"

"Up ahead."

"You can’t call a car here? You have to run up there to call one, why? Is the signal bad here or something? Your phone signal is pretty picky about locations, huh!" Lu Xize laughed at her righteous tone, teasing her mercilessly.

Hearing his teasing, Yun Xi shook his hand off in annoyance: "Get lost, if you can’t speak properly then shut your mouth, no one will take you for a mute, okay? Are you completely clueless? Clearly, I don’t want to stay with you, okay? After all, stupidity is contagious."

"Hmm, there’s some truth in that. With intelligence, spending too long with someone can really lower it. Like before I met you, my IQ was 180, and after meeting you, I felt like it instantly dropped to 120, my mind isn’t as sharp as it used to be. Shouldn’t you reflect on this issue? When are you going to learn to wise up?" Lu Xize nodded earnestly, then deliberately put on a helpless look, shaking his head and sighing.

Hearing this, Yun Xi’s mouth twitched violently, and she kicked at his leg: "You’re really good at giving yourself a face! Still 180, why not say you’re a 250 instead! You look like a 250, brain sharp? I think it’s just shiny and not so sharp!"

"Ouch, can you quit this habit of being hands-on?"

"When can you get rid of that rude mouth, I’ll naturally change."

"Alright, alright, blame it on my rude mouth again." Lu Xize pouted, looking around: "Let’s wait here! The car should be here soon."

"You called a car?"

"Yeah."

"When?"

"Called it when we left the hospital, but the driver is a bit far, seems like there are two traffic lights, but it should be here soon." Lu Xize checked his phone: "Three more minutes to go."

"And you didn’t tell me you called it."

"I thought you’d figure it out."

"Lu Xize, you..."

"Okay, okay, my mistake, my mistake." Seeing Yun Xi’s warning and fierce look, Lu Xize quickly admitted defeat: "When we came out, I checked the time and thought it wouldn’t be easy to get a car now. Your car’s at the bar, mine’s like that, so I had to call a ride-share."

"So did you call one or two cars?"

"One, why call so many? Just for show?"

"But... we don’t live in the same place, one car... Lu Xize, you wouldn’t leave me alone here and take the car back yourself, would you? I mean, if you were a man... uh, no, if you were human you definitely wouldn’t do such a thing..."

"Stop, even though it’s night and suitable for dreaming, you’re awake now, not for wild imagination. With such a rich imagination, it’s a pity you aren’t writing a book or being a screenwriter." Hearing her indignant words, Lu Xize couldn’t help rolling his eyes, interrupting her, and also tapped her forehead lightly.