MTL - What’s Wrong With Seeking Death?-Chapter 59 【Catch insects】
While Teacher Qu Tony was actively imparting his rebellious experience to Yang Buqi, Xu Tuoran and the newly released No. 1 wife of Fang Yao also came to the class place together.
This class is a physical education class, and the students in the second class monopolize the entire playground. Because of Xu Tuoran's "confusing" influence, the physical education teacher's performance was unstable and he made frequent mistakes. At the end of the day, they simply put it down, announced their dissolution on the spot, and moved freely.
The deputy squad leader and several other girls stood at the corner of the playground, secretly beckoning to Xu Tuoran. Xu Tuoran walked over there as if nothing had happened. On the way, he glanced at the closed iron gate at the other end of the playground—that gate directly leads to the campus where Zhixue Building is located, but according to others, this gate has never been opened.
The world behind the door is very quiet. There was no sign of any students. Xu Turan thought for a while, and tried to turn towards the door, but was glared at by the physical education teacher just as he approached. She smiled perfunctorily, and turned back to the deputy squad leader and the others calmly.
As early as last night, the Fairy Tale Town squad represented by Xu Tuoran and the original garrison ability users headed by the deputy squad leader had successfully completed the meeting and information exchange in the dormitory toilet. Ordinary student Fang Xing, a total of eight people gathered in a corner of the playground at this moment, and the momentum was huge.
"When does this playground usually open?" Xu Tuoran leaned over and said the first sentence, "Is it possible for us to use this to go to the opposite side?"
"It will only be opened during physical education class." An ability user replied, "and the doors on both sides will never be opened at the same time. The physical education teacher is also watching closely during class, and there are security patrols outside the playground. It's quite dangerous."
The perimeter of the playground is blocked by high barbed wire, and there is no possibility of climbing in.
"What about violent destruction?" Xu Tuoran didn't give up.
The other party was startled: "This is a serious violation of school rules."
Xu Tuoran: "It doesn't count if you don't get seen."
The other party: "...But what if someone sees it?"
Xu Tuoran: "It doesn't count if you kill the people you see."
The other party: "..." Huh?
"At least don't let your face be seen...Of course, it's just an idea. We can think about other things first." Xu Tuoran's eyes turned slightly, and he silently swallowed the second half of the sentence, and glanced at the other party's badge by the way.
This girl is also one of the companions who liked to change her name card not long ago. At this moment, the newly acquired vest is hanging on the certificate—
"Let... eh? Leather... Leather Chacha?" Xu Tuoran was stunned.
"Oh, the word in the middle, 靫. Just pronounce '杫'." The ability user explained, "Actually, it should be pronounced as '蓝靫cha'. When I wrote it, I deliberately separated the middle character. The administrative teacher confirmed the name. I also pronounced 'Ge Ge Cha Cha' when I was reading..."
She played a sloppy eye at the time, and only corrected "that word is wrong", but did not correct the pronunciation of the entire name. The administrative teacher mistakenly thought that what she corrected was only the pronunciation of the word "cross", so the name he thought was not exactly the same as what she actually registered.
This was because the administrative teacher was too impetuous at that time, and she took advantage of her loopholes. However, judging from the results, the probability of her being called the correct name in the future can be said to be greatly reduced - if the teacher keeps pronouncing her name incorrectly, the negative impact will be relatively weaker.
Xu Tueran was amazed, and looked curiously at the badges of the other people. One of the other two ability users also used uncommon characters, but the usage was much simpler, and after the combination of "surname + uncommon characters", the words "must get rich" were added.
Putting it all together means "Xu Bing is thick and rich". While making things difficult for the teacher, he expresses his simple and sincere wishes by the way.
According to the girl herself, originally she just thought about the whole rare word and let it go. But thinking about it, there are still three characters of the limit that are not used, and I really don’t want to waste it, so I simply added “you will get rich”—the blessing of the monster is also a blessing, and you don’t need money for a free prostitution.
Another ability user surnamed Zhao couldn't think of any uncommon characters for the time being, and the administrative teacher restricted the use of characters to Chinese characters. In desperation, she simply did not do anything, and directly named herself "Zhao Dahuaihua Fenhua"...
It can be regarded as a euphemistic way of expressing "I am your uncle".
In a sense, it is also a very effective evasion.
In comparison, the naming of the deputy squad leader Ai Ye is too simple. Xu Tuoran glanced over, and subconsciously read out: "Ai Ai Ai Ai..."
"Wrong." The deputy squad leader took a look at her, and calmly nodded his badge, "You have to read it all at once to count. It's wrong to read too much or too little."
Xu Tuoran: "..."
"Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai..." She read the six characters on the badge with great difficulty, and felt that she almost didn't know the word "Ai" after reading it.
Yes, as expected of you, deputy squad leader.
After admiring other people's names, Xu Tuoran looked at his own again, and felt that his name was really quite friendly.
At least it looks friendly.
"I wish you peace" - there are no uncommon words, no strange structure, no content that needs to be avoided, and it can be read smoothly in one breath.
Even reading it will give people a sense of compassion like holding a lotus in their hands.
how wonderful. Peaceful and beautiful.
Coincidentally, the administrative teacher thought so too.
Because of this, when he received a call from the math teacher again because of this name after two classes, he was in a daze.
The call was an internal call, directly to his office landline. When the phone rang, the administrative teacher almost jumped up.
He picked up the receiver with difficulty with the remaining three fingers: "Hi, hello..."
"Well, you're tall." The math teacher's cold voice came from the receiver, "What's the matter with that guy's name?"
"...Ah?" The administrative teacher didn't realize it for a while, "Which one?"
"That's it, the one called Dad!" The math teacher gritted his teeth, "I want you to change her name. What are you changing? Are you blind? If you don't want your eyes, you can feed them to those in need... Yes, why did the names of the other students change?"
Administrative teacher: "..." I said I buy one and get five free, do you believe it?
"Then what, you only asked to change Dad's name. Isn't it changed?" The administrative teacher tried to speak for herself, "It is illegal to ask students to change their names, and I took a risk... and she The new name isn't too offensive..."
"No offense?" The math teacher almost laughed angrily, "Did you mention her name?"
"..." The administrative teacher turned out the list and murmured, "I... wish you peace?"
Isn't that great?
"What a ghost!" The math teacher raised her voice, "Why should I wish her well? Who would want to wish her well? If it weren't for the school rules, I would be the first to eat her! Things that make people troublesome... and, How did she get so many credits for nothing? Do you have any records? Who added them?"
Administrative teacher: "..."
"I...I don't know." He was dripping with cold sweat, and his fingers shaking while pinching the receiver, "For the extra points, the teacher must have added a lot. I'm just helping you..."
He rolled his throat, and changed the subject decisively: "You don't have to be so angry. She's just asking for cheap. You don't mean it..."
"It doesn't matter if it's not sincere." The math teacher said coldly, "I'll give you the last half a day to get rid of this unsightly name. Otherwise, your next office will be my thermos."
Administrative teacher: "..."
Other voices came from the receiver. It seemed that the other teachers heard her threat and were booing nearby. The voices of "I want to do it too" and "Leave my brains to me" came intermittently, which made the administrative teacher's scalp tingle.
"Okay...okay. I see." He said humbly, hung up the phone, and took a deep breath.
So, that afternoon, Xu Tuoran was called to the administrative office again.
This time I was called away in class. It was obvious that he was really in a hurry.
When something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and the rest of the ability users can't help feeling a wave of worry. In particular, Xu Tuoran had been away for quite a long time this time, and did not return to the classroom until the end of get out of class. For some reason, she was obviously not in a good state when she came back.
Her head and body were wet, and her clothes were mixed with blood and mud. When she walked into the classroom, some girls couldn't help but screamed.
The complexions of several capable users immediately changed, and they gathered around after class. Although Fang Xing didn't quite understand the situation, he also put down the paper and approached cautiously, asking Xu Tuoran if he wanted to go back to the dormitory to take care of it first.
As the head of the floor, she has the key to enter the dormitory from the teaching building, which can help her sneak back.
"Ah? No, no, no. Anyway, there are only the last two classes left. I don't have any clothes to change when I go back..." Xu Tuoran waved his hand indifferently, signaling the group to leave the classroom first, and went upstairs to find an empty classroom—the classroom There are so many people with mixed eyes, it is really not suitable for plotting loudly.
In the empty classroom, a female ghost with **** eyes was writing blood on the blackboard, but they kicked her out before she finished. Zhu Tang locked the door behind him, and finally couldn't help it when he came back: "Why did the old zombie ask you to come over? Do you want to make things difficult for you?"
The old zombie... Xu Tuoran paused for a moment before realizing that she was referring to the teacher of the administration department, and waved his hand again: "It doesn't count, just let me go there and change my name."
As she spoke, she turned over her dirty badge, only to see that another name had been changed on it—
【Princess】
...?
The deputy class wrinkled his face and tried to connect everything in front of him logically: "So, the teacher punished you because of this name?"
Can't it? The name seems common. Although it's a bit awkward, it's not very hateful.
"Oh, that's not true. In fact, he changed the name for me." Xu Tuoran said honestly.
She was asked to change her name again, which was within her expectations. After all, the name "I wish you peace" can only get a lot more death value than "Dad" during the roll call. I also know that those teachers will not bear it for too long.
Therefore, she had already conceived alternatives in her mind. Pick up a pen as soon as you enter the door, and fill in the name column with confidence—[My Buddha is merciful]...
"But it didn't give it the name. I could only give it a few more changes. Finally, it was changed to 'My Lord is auspicious'."
Xu Tuoran spread his hands: "Perhaps the name inspired him, so he asked if he could change 'my lord' to 'princess', and then change the word 'auspicious'..."
She hadn't really wanted to give in that much. But I couldn't stand it, the teacher gave too much.
Twenty credits were awarded in one go, not counting the additional credits given when the name was changed before—Xu Tuoran was very principled, giving credits first and then changing the name, no refund if he was not satisfied, and additional credits if he wanted to change his name again.
All add up to about forty points. This is enough for her to ruin the classroom order.
Xu Turan thought that there were still many places that needed to violate discipline and regulations in the future, and he was in a hurry at that time, so he agreed, and left the office immediately after the correction.
"Wait, in a hurry?" The deputy squad leader was startled, "Where did you go after you left the office?"
"..." Xu Tuoran looked up at her, wiped his wet hair with a paper towel, and suddenly smiled inexplicably.
Subclass: "...?"
At that time, Xu Tuoran went to the bathroom immediately.
To monopolize a cubicle, define it as her own country, declare that no one else can hear the movement in it, and that no one can trespass in this area—not because she has any preference for small spaces, but because she has tried it before. Without cross-level use, the largest area of land she can delineate is actually a little bigger than a toilet cubicle.
Not even a full toilet. Just sad.
Although the current time limit for adding skill points has not expired, if she wants to build a big territory for herself, it is not impossible... But every time the skill "absolute kingship" is used across levels, it will always bring obvious discomfort. It's better to be too arrogant.
She sat on the toilet seat, called the emperor the king in the small cubicle, and then took out the silver box containing the pen fairy's pen.
Bixian Zhibi has been pretending to be dead since he came back from the office that time. Even if she opened the box, she made up her mind to stay still, clutching the inside of the box with fluff, with a posture of "don't beat me".
Xu Tuoran thought for a while, and added a rule, announcing that no one else could spy on its existence. Only then did the pen fairy's pen seem to be relieved, and it floated out of the box reluctantly.
Xu Tuoran took a notebook and gave it: "Old rules, everything you say will become evidence in court, and I will show it to Yang Buqi. You can weigh it yourself."
Pen Fairy's Brush: "..." Then let me lie down, thank you.
The main reason for asking Bixianzhibi to come out is to inquire about two things. One is the person who wrote the rule paper in the office of the laboratory building, and the other is where the current principal's office is.
For the former, the information obtained is very limited. It can only be confirmed that the guy is a high-level human order, starting at the Hui level. At present, it can control all the spaces where ruled paper exists.
[The original order of this school is very strong. He can't shake much. 】Pen Xianzhi described it like this,【But with ruled paper or other carriers as the medium, he can control some... er, some areas? 】
Xu Tuoran: ...?
No, what's the matter with your uncertain tone?
[I really can only see so much. Look at my pen is about to explode. 】The pen of the pen fairy is very helpless, 【You always ask, but you don't release the seal after you ask. The experience of using the full version and the trial version is definitely different. 】
...What, you still want to force Krypton, right?
Xu Tuoran is very principled, and if he can't read it, he will fall down. Turning to ask where the principal's office is, he also got some incomplete answers.
First of all, as the deputy monitor and the others had guessed, the principal's office had indeed been invaded. The offer letter was all wrong. Secondly, the pen fairy pen also mentioned a very critical point.
"It said that the principal's office has been 'moved'. It is not in its original location." Xu Tuoran said to others, "As for where it is, it can only judge after it enters the corresponding building."
No way, aside from the person with the ability to order, the big Sophora japonica itself is also a very troublesome existence. High-level confusion can indeed interfere with omniscient reading.
"Corresponding building?" Lin Ge's eyes widened slightly. She and Zhu Tang didn't know the existence of the "Pen of the Immortal Pen" before, but they both knew that Xu Tuoran had wholesaled a bunch of supernatural props from old man Jiang's Taobao shop without injury, so they were not surprised by it.
She only thought about the buildings: "Then we can check out the teaching buildings and dormitories first. The gymnasium depends on the time, and the laboratory building needs opportunities..."
"The laboratory building is unlikely. They actually have limited control over the laboratory building, and they will not move the principal's office there." Xu Tuoran said, "It is confirmed that there are no teaching buildings and dormitories. I have not been to the gymnasium. The opposite library also confirmed No. I am most skeptical about Qinxue Building..."
"Indeed. The Qinxue Building has such a low presence that I don't even have any impression of it." The assistant class nodded in agreement, "Maybe we also have memories about it in our minds...?"
In the middle of her speech, she suddenly seemed to realize something, and looked over in surprise: "The library? When did you go to the library?"
"Just now when you were in class." Xu Tuoran wiped the mud spots on his body with a wet paper towel, and said, "There are very few opportunities to legally skip class, and I thought that this should not be wasted..."
Students are not allowed to leave class without a valid reason. The legitimate reasons generally include only three kinds: sick leave, being called away by other teachers, or the classroom is in an unsupervised state.
If it is judged to be ill, it will be detained in the infirmary, and it is still impossible to move freely. The second situation used to mean that some students were punished. Once they were taken away, whether they could come back alive was another matter.
But Xu Tuoran was different this time - she was called away by the administrative teacher, but she didn't actually spend much time in the office. The administrative teacher also has no right to force her to stay after she changes her name. Afterwards, she went back to the classroom by herself, unsupervised during the process...
It's such a time, whoever returns to the classroom obediently has a foolish mind.
So Xu Tuoran kept on doing nothing, and after interrogating Bixian Zhibi, he immediately managed to go to the opposite side by himself.
"The question is, how did you get over there?" The assistant class was dumbfounded, "At this time, if you walk over, you will hit the wall, and the bridge won't let you pass..."
And they have actually tried to cross the bridge secretly, and they have also suffered—just like that road, if you step on it at the wrong time, you will encounter hallucinations and ghosts hitting the wall, and if you are not careful, you will fall into the water below . There are still many water ghosts in the water.
Near the bridge, there are often security patrols during the day. There is no shelter on the bridge, it is difficult to avoid their sight, and if you are caught, you will be sentenced to a serious violation of school rules, which is very annoying.
"Yes, I know you can't walk on the bridge. So I walked in the water." Xu Tuoran whispered, "I managed to distract the security guards on our side, and then entered the river..."
Although the school regulations do not expressly stipulate that swimming from the water to the opposite side is not allowed, there is still a sign of "no approaching" by the pond. Once caught by the security guards, although he will not be convicted of violating school rules, he will definitely be driven back, and credits may be deducted if he fails.
For the sake of convenience, Xu Tuoran took a few photos with the ghost Polaroid and hid them in the grass, and used the hatched female ghost to divert the security guard's attention, and took the opportunity to go into the water by himself.
"...But there are water ghosts in that water." A capable person opened his mouth slightly, "Although those guys are not very powerful, they will make a lot of noise..."
"I guess so." Xu Tuoran nodded, "So I froze them first."
...?
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"After freezing, they can't make a sound." Xu Tuoran plausibly said, "Actually, I planned to freeze the whole pond and just step on it..."
The shape of the pond is long and narrow, and it is only a few steps to walk there. It's just that I didn't expect that the water was deeper than expected, and it wasn't completely frozen. When it was about to pass, the ice shattered, and I fell into the water, almost attracting the security guards.
"Fortunately, it's not a big problem. I thumped a few times, but I passed." Xu Tuoran sighed, "There are security guards walking around in front of the Zhixue building all the time... There is an open space between the Zhixue building and the pond. I can definitely see it. I can't lure him away from such a distance, so I can only nest in the river and move to the side for a while..."
"Move all the way to the library. Take a look while no one goes in. Make sure the principal's office is not there, then come back."
"Hey, is there no one in the library?" Fang Xing asked strangely, "I remember there are staff guarding the lobby."
"Oh, yes." Xu Tuoran nodded, trying to wipe off the blood on his body, "But it's gone now."
...? ?
"That staff member is not strong, he is about the same level as our squad leader." Xu Tuoran recalled carefully, "There are many similar mobs in the library, and I feel very similar to the forest at the end of the bridge."
Seemingly elusive is scary. But for those with abilities, they are all within the range that can be dealt with.
"The library has been like that since before the accident. Psychic attack, its old trick." The deputy class snorted, "It's just that our people watched it before, and set up a safe zone... I don't know if there is still a safe zone in the safe zone now." Useless."
"I didn't find the safe zone. I just went in and took a quick look before I came out." Xu Tuoran continued, "The atmosphere inside is indeed quite gloomy...Eh, no."
She was halfway through speaking, but she suddenly realized that she looked at Fang Xing: "You also said that you went to the library before? When did this happen?"
"I just enrolled. At that time there was still an information class. We waited in the computer room for a long time, but the teacher never came, so I left by myself." Fang Xing said.
In fact, she wanted to go back to the classroom to read books at that time, but she happened to see a few girls in the same class walking out of the laboratory building to the opposite campus, so she followed curiously. When I saw the library on the way, I went in alone. It turned out that it was too gloomy inside, and she was frightened and ran back to the Sixue building after staying there for a short time.
"Ah, we should have been the ones you saw at that time." Another ability user nodded, and it was the one who said "you must get rich".
"That opportunity was very rare. There was no one in class. We wanted to go to the opposite side to see the situation, but when we got near the Zhixue Building, we were all caught by the security guards."
It was only later that I found out that that morning, the information teacher had just had a conflict with other teachers and "disappeared" on the spot. The substitute teacher didn't know that the students had already gone to the computer room of the laboratory building, and went directly to the classroom. The two sides are staggered, and students get a class vacation for nothing.
It also happened that some students from the Zhi Xue Building came to the gymnasium to attend classes, and the passage connecting the two campuses was opened, which gave them a chance.
"It's a pity that such a good thing never happened again." The rich girl shook her head and sighed.
Xu Tuoran tilted his head, but still felt that something was wrong: "No, although these accompanying creatures seem to be not very smart, but they don't have the common sense that 'the information class needs to be taken in the computer room', right?"
"...That's right." Fang Xing pondered for a moment, then nodded, "If it's a normal teacher who finds that all the students are missing, he should go find them immediately... Otherwise, it will be considered a teaching accident."
"Not to mention that there are still capable students among the students. Once given the opportunity to run around, something might happen." Zhu Tang pondered. Like them, there is a good example.
"But at that time there was no teacher to supervise the students..." Lin Ge said, "Maybe it's not that they don't want to go, but that they... can't do it?"
Xu Turan and the deputy class were moved in their hearts, they looked at each other, and said in unison:
"Could it be that the teacher can't enter the laboratory building at will?"
"The teacher may need identity permission to enter the laboratory building!"
The moment the words came out, I heard the preparatory bell in the building ringing.
The sound of ringing and ringing echoed in the empty building, and the sound of small footsteps came from downstairs, rushing in one direction like a tide.
"If that's the case, it might be an exploitable point for us."
Xu Tuoran was silent for two seconds, then stood up: "Let's go, go back to class first."
On the other side, in the teacher's office.
Although the preparatory bell had already rang, several teachers had no intention of moving.
"Whose class is this?" The math teacher said coldly, "Go quickly."
The physical education teacher lay lazily on the table, listless: "Music class one, language class two."
"Ah? No." The Chinese teacher was taken aback, "Didn't I switch with you last week? You should replace me today."
"Really?" The physical education teacher was dumbfounded, "Who else is willing to take my place? It's so uncomfortable, I don't want to go."
"Are you really going to die?" The music teacher came over with a good temper, "If you are really going to die, then don't waste it..."
"Get out." The physical education teacher said unhappily, and continued to lie down in another direction, "I don't know what's going on, I've been dizzy for the past two days, and it's getting more and more uncomfortable."
"I think so too." The music teacher sat back regretfully and nodded, "I really want to lose my temper, and I really want to sleep."
"Incompetence." The math teacher said coldly, paused, and then said in a deep voice, "I think this matter has something to do with that woman."
There was a moment of silence in the office.
They all knew who "that woman" was—her name was so annoying that they all used it by default.
"Indeed. It was only after she came that I felt uncomfortable. And I felt the strongest in her class." The physical education teacher muttered, "How many credits does she have now? When will it be deducted as negative?"
"That's right. I can't stand her anymore. She can't eat it, and she still dangles in front of my eyes every day." The Chinese teacher responded, and was glared at by the physical education teacher: "You still have the nerve to say it. You just give her extra points every day."
"Then what can I do? Points should be given for helping others. It's all stipulated." The Chinese teacher said, "You let people move around freely every time you have class. If you can't catch the pigtail, you can't deduct her points. Blame me?"
"Hey, what do you mean?" The physical education teacher sat up straight, "This is not what I want. I feel uncomfortable..."
"Why do you blame me for being so uncomfortable? I can't pretend to be blind and give no points when she fights." The Chinese teacher was also angry. He slapped the table, half of his body exploded, and several tentacles emerged and waved angrily in the air, "And don't take her Use it as an excuse, you've been crippled before! Last week's class was replaced by me..."
"You're not at a disadvantage!" The physical education teacher became more and more angry, opening his mouth, and immediately rolled out densely packed circular saw teeth like a shark, "There was a student who should have been punished by me that day, but you still have a reason for picking up the head! "
"That student is a fake! It's not tasty—"
"Then have you eaten it? If it's not good, you should spit it out—"
The tentacles swung more and more urgently, the sawtooth buzzed and clamored, the two of them suddenly rushed together, blood and flesh splattered all of a sudden.
The math teacher frowned in disgust, and silently moved his thermos away.
"Then what, don't you want to stop it?" The music teacher shrank back and said timidly.
She was actually quite strange. In terms of strength, the physical education teacher and myself are at the bottom of this office, and the most vicious math teacher is here, and this class is still his class... Even if the physical education teacher has no brains, he shouldn't be in conflict with the Chinese teacher at this time .
However, this thought only stayed for a moment, and soon disappeared. Looking at the splattered flesh and blood, she licked her lips impatiently. For some reason, she also had the urge to go up and bite.
The math teacher closed his eyes and clicked his tongue: "Stop me. You're a piece of trash that's worse than two moths. Have you forgotten how angry 'He' was last time? How dare you break the ban."
After becoming the so-called "teachers" here, their hunting time was greatly reduced. At one time, because of hunger, thirst and disputes, the other two companions were swallowed up. As a result, "He" was furious and punished...
So this time, no matter how angry she was with the administrative teacher, she would always save his life. These two idiots are lucky to kill each other. She has a sick mind to get involved—
At this moment, a piece of minced meat suddenly flew over and fell into the opened thermos with perfect precision.
The blood contained inside splashed a little and spilled on the table.
math teacher:"…"
She stared at the scarlet liquid spilled on the table, silent for a few seconds.
Then, under the fearful eyes of the music teacher, he slowly stood up.
The lights flickered and her shadow was cast on the wall. Swell, stretch, shake little by little.
"Who threw that piece of meat just now?" She whispered, licking her lips impatiently.
[Congratulations, you have gained 200 death points. 】
The prompt sounded suddenly in his mind, and Xu Tuoran, who was scribbling on the notebook, raised his eyes blankly.
...?
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What did I do? Why do you want to give me death value all of a sudden? Is the previous settlement delayed?
She belatedly opened the numerical panel to check in her consciousness, but before she could check clearly, she saw a person striding into the classroom with steps that no relatives would recognize.
"Your physical education teacher is dead."
The math teacher said coldly, put the thermos cup in his hand heavily on the podium, and gave Xu Tuoran who was sitting in the corner a hard look.
"This lesson, change to mathematics."