MTL - Part-Time Taoist Priest-Chapter 33 Call for the invaders

"I, I really can't be a Taiji sword..." Zhang Daojun was stalked by a group of big scorpions to teach him Tai Chi sword, and his heart complained.

This is because Xie Lingya used to spoof people at the beginning, saying that he took the Sanbao sword to practice Taiji. As a result, people thought that the Taoist temple would be Taiji sword. The newly arrived Hou Xuzhong and Liu Bohe have practiced the sword and foot sword method, but the aunts are not willing to ask them to teach.

Fortunately, at this time Xie Lingya came back. He quickly said: "Xie Shixiong is back, let him teach you."

When everyone saw it, Xie Lingya carried the bag with his sword, so he went to find him.

"Well, wait, I will let go of things." Xie Lingya and the uncles and grandmothers of Changlai Taoist are also familiar. At the beginning, he really went to learn to speak casually, and occasionally confirmed it in the front yard.

Xie Lingya went to the backyard, and then the toilet ghost in his hand was put down. This is within the Taoist temple. Under the watch of Wang Lingguan, the toilet ghost shivered.

Shi Changhang is also in the hospital. Although the toilet ghost is not visible, he still feels wrong. "What did you bring back?"

"A toilet ghost, I want to scare me." Xie Lingya said, after he had smashed the toilet ghost, he took it back and supervised it under the repeated requests of the toilet ghost.

Putting this guy in the toilet, even if it doesn't dare to hurt people, it is not like the old peek at the teachers and students who go to the toilet.

“How are you going to deal with it?” asked Shi Chang.

I can't put it in the toilet in the view of the sun, how to think, transform the toilet ghost, let it brush the toilet every day?

Xie Lingya thought: "To it, I think it should be reformed, consume energy, both lose weight, and change the bad habit of sneaking people to go to the toilet."

Shi Changhang: "..."

The reason why the toilet ghost is so fat is because it has a lot of suffocation in the body, which is different from human fat. Even if people grow fat again, they will not look like a toilet ghost.

To say that you lose weight, it is not to let it stay in a place where the suffocation is heavy, so that the heaven and earth aura can wash its suffocation, but Xie Lingya expresses it... it is quite fresh.

After the toilet ghost was smashed by Xie Lingya, he was so honest that he was afraid of Xie Lingya’s annihilation, or brought him back to the altar, which was uncomfortable.

"Look back, let Ding Aima and Qin Limin supervise it, not near the toilet." Xie Lingya said.

Now Ding Aima and Qin Limin are already very active ghosts. Ding Ai Ma is wandering around the mall every day and taking the mall as his home – so he is the most unacceptable thief. From time to time, he can do some people who sneak a peek at the goods and let things fall. The thing that comes out.

Qin Limin is even more. If he is a human being, this morning social news, and unremittingly made great contributions to the night security in the area around Jingui Pedestrian Street. If there is no accident, next year's Mid-Autumn Festival, Xie Lingya intends to overtake him.

Xie Lingya put things out and taught the uncles and tai chi. After all, only he has a sword, and no one else.

However, because the hospitality of the Taoist hospital is always a lot of tables and chairs, fortunately, there is a square next to it, so everyone is surrounded by Xie Lingya to the square.

At night, the dawn square is divided into old people, and the old people who dance in square dance are filled with some uniforms, wearing special uniforms and holding props like fans. There are also Tai Chi Chuan in the head. About a dozen grandfathers and aunts follow a big uncle to become a small world.

However, when the Yang Yangguan line came, people immediately became guilty. Some people came over and asked: "Where are your coaches looking for, why..."

Why are you so much more handsome than them? still young!

Xie Lingya generally does not come out to practice in the square, but this time people can't stand more than they can. Uncle and Dad are still weird. Xiao Xie doesn’t go out and practice swords. How come you don’t know?

But the doubts were doubts, but still replied: "Not the coach, this is the layman who holds the view of Yang."

The other party is very envious, Taoist Zhang Sanfeng is too great teacher, they do not understand, listen to the subconscious mind that this Taoist view, the path of the estimated learning, it sounds like a lot!

In fact, Xie Lingya also went online to watch video studies. He didn't hear people discuss it because he taught him to feel a bit wrong. Although his spiritual official eyes are closed, he can feel the gloom.

No, the square is still so lively, the popularity is so strong, can you haunt?

Ordinary people only felt that they had blown a strange wind. Xie Lingya felt that something was wrong. He greeted the uncles and ran back.

He has used the spirits of the gods today, and his eyes are not very comfortable. So he asked Shi Chang to hang his eyes and open his eyes. The mouth also said: "I just got outside, I feel that there is a strong wind."

At this time, the clinic also got off work. Haiguanchao and Fang Hao came back to close the back door. Seeing Xie Lingya was another way to go outside. He wanted to ask him, but he heard the back door being knocked.

The sea watched the tide and turned back to open the door, but there was no one outside the door.

Of course, there is something in the eyes of Xie Lingya.

Qin Limin and Ding Aima supported a female ghost at the door. It was extremely embarrassed. The female ghost’s stomach was high and raised, her face was white and her hair was long and she was not very kind. But by the other two ghosts, it seemed very weak and even A little scared.

- Of course, no matter which ghost, the door that was knocked on the king's temple is probably fearful.

This female ghost has a big belly and looks like she is pregnant.

People have pregnant, ghosts, but also the rest of the life after the death of the opportunity to survive, or a corpse two lives, fetal death, congenital soul and grievances, similar to these two situations, can be born Ghosts, but the former devils can not be reborn.

These situations are relatively rare, and they need some chances. More of them are **** ghosts, that is, dystocia women become ghosts.

"What's wrong with this?" Xie Lingya asked.

This female ghost has not seen him, is it a friend of Qin Limin and Ding Aima.

Ding Ai Ma is busy: "Ts. Xie, we just felt like someone is calling us, and she is also a ghost nearby."

Calling, some mages are asking for help from ghosts and gods, which is very common in rituals. Xie Lingya thought of the yin wind just now, is it caused by the ghost transit, it has been called a lot.

Ordinary solitary ghosts have no resistance to the call, but Qin Limin and Ding Aima, in order to facilitate their good things, in and out of the backyard, Xie Lingya specially greeted, is under the protection of the ancestors.

Qin Limin said indignantly: "Even pregnant women are levied too much. This is a human tragedy. It is not a human being than Shijie! If we were not pulling, she was also taken away!"

Xie Lingya: "??"

Xie Lingya Shen Shen, this angle is novel, he did not recruit the ghosts and ghosts, and did not know the original gender regardless of gender and physical condition.

In this way, it seems that the female ghost of pregnancy is too much. They are pregnant and they are still levying people to work...

Qin Limin pointed to the female ghost: "She just wants to resist, move the tires, and now she will not be born, thank you teacher, you help her! She has never done bad things, I don't believe you can check, she was born before Living in the community over there, at most, I watched the people dance in the square after the death!"

The female ghost also looked at Xie Lingya with a look of pain.

Xie Lingya: "........."

No, do you really think that Teacher Xie is omnipotent? !

There is no yin and yang in the sea. I saw Xie Lingya playing a one-man show and curiously said, "Who?"

Xie Lingya slowly looked at the tide of the sea.

Sea view tide: "..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Hai Guanchao: "........." He has a bad feeling.

......

Taisu clinic.

"What are you doing, don't open your eyes to me, I don't see, don't look at it!" Hai Guanchao struggled without fruit, and when he blinked, he saw the horror of the big belly female ghost, and suddenly he couldn't be loved.

"I am a doctor, but I will not give birth to ghosts!" Hai Guanchao felt particularly embarrassed.

"Doctor, beg you, save me and my children..." The female ghost held her stomach and climbed a few times on the ground, holding the ankle of the sea.

"..." Haiguan tide started a goose bump, "have something to say."

Qin Limin and Ding Aima raised the female ghost and laughed at the sea. "Dr. Hai, you will do a good thing. She will not forget you if she reincarnate."

Sea view tide: "..."

Xie Lingya said: "You will try according to the person's set."

The sea view is sinking, and when I turn around and see the toilet ghost, I am scared to go back five steps, and the glasses are all smashed. "What do I have for this day!"

The toilet ghost looked down on his face.

"This is the ghost that I brought back, but it doesn't matter." Xie Lingya advised, "Hai Ge, or you can try it, the ghost is also a human being, maybe there is a way to use it."

At this time, Fang Wei said: "Let me try it."

Everyone looks at Fang Wei.

There is also a way to meet ghosts in Luban Book. Fang Yi himself solved the problem of opening his eyes: "Don't be a doctor for the sea, and he has not dealt with the femininity. I can try to give birth."

Hai Guanchao nodded again and again. Although he had some understanding of these things because of his family studies, he did not eat this bowl of rice after all, and he did not see ghosts seriously.

Ghosts are femininous objects. Of course, they can't be given birth with cinnabar paintings. Fang Wei let the female ghosts lie flat on the ground, take the yin-heavy well water, and swear by the mantra. "One of the Jiulong waters, the two mothers give birth to the water." ......"

Curse and then sprinkle water on the female ghost.

The miracle appeared. I saw the female ghost's hand on the stomach, and the long screaming, the stomach gradually flattened. This is different from the human pregnant woman. It was flat immediately after birth, and the skirt between the legs was opened. Uplift.

Xie Lingya felt that it was not appropriate. They all experienced this kind of thing for the first time. Now think about it. Just now, I watched the woman and gave birth to a child. I quickly covered my eyes. "I don't want to see it."

The female ghost couldn't help but smile. It seemed that the white face was even more horrible. She picked up the skirt and filled the ghost baby, and looked at the child with affection.

The ghost was originally a femininity, and the devil was even more yin, and there was no blood in his body. When the eye was born, he was squatting, black, and staring at who was creepy.

"..." Everyone wants to touch the feelings of the mother and the child, but when they see this scene, no one can press the cold hair that stands up, and the emotions are scattered.

The female ghost holds the child, gives Fang Hao, and gives other people a group of gangs, including Hai Guanchao and Xie Lingya who are not helping people. "Thank you!"

"Nothing, I didn't help anything." Xie Lingya escaped, not receiving this gift.

The tide of the sea is also awkward. He is now a little regretful. This may be his only chance to prove his skills on the ghost, but he was not afraid to miss it at first.

The female ghost smiled at the pale mouth. "My name is Du Minmin. If there is anything I need to help in the future, please ask Mr. Fang."

Fang Wei also waved his hand, "just do it."

After Ding Aima and Qin Limin sent Du Minmin away, Hai Guanchao regretted it. "I should just try it."

He is screaming maybe this method can try, that method may be useful.

"Nothing, Hai Ge." Xie Lingya comforted him. "Maybe after asking you to ask about maternal and child problems, you still have a chance to show your talents."

For example, what a little nightmare, breast milk is not enough (he does not know whether the female ghost has breast milk) and so on.

Sea view tide: "..."

A group of people watched the female ghosts, closed the clinic door again, and strolled back to the Taoist temple.

After Xie Lingya and Shi Chang hanged, he said: "I am a bit curious about who is recruiting soldiers and horses tonight. It is so big."

Shi Changhang also nodded thoughtfully, and the wind was overwhelming. The squad was not small, but he was silent for a while, and he only said, "I will take the exam tomorrow, don't think so much."

If the family of Shi Changhang is here, I will probably feel that something is wrong, because this is not like the style of Shi Chang’s hanging.

Shi Changhang himself felt a bit weird, but Xie Lingya cares about him every day, and Shanglu Shen is brainwashing. He feels that he should have been affected...

Xie Lingya did not think so much, nodded.

Shi Chang hangs a little bit forward, and he still thinks about his own words.

At this time, Xie Lingya suddenly went forward, with his hand on his left shoulder, his face on the right shoulder, and gently asked: "Little cute, are you hungry?"

Shi Changhang: "???!"

Shi Changhang actually had the feeling of being unsuccessful for the first time, and the heartbeat seemed to speed up unconsciously. Most of the brain was blank, and a small part of the area was filled with: How can this be!

Little cute.

Little cute? ?

Shanglu Shen is ashamed: "... hungry."

Xie Lingya put his face on the long shoulder and smiled and said: "Then I will give you some fruit. You have to say a few more words next time."

Shi Changhang: "........................"

Shi Changhang’s mood was more complicated, and he opened his lips slightly, and said nothing, and he stepped silently on the steps.

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The next day, Xie Lingya went to the exam again. After the thrill of last night, it wasn’t the only thing that was shocking. His mood was not affected too much. He maintained a good attitude and finished the test.

Next, I have to wait two months for the results. Xie Lingya has done all the personnel. I hope that as the prophecy of Shanglu Shen, I will successfully pass the initial test. This will not cost him a review this year.

Before Xie Lingya and Tang Qi agreed that they should keep in touch, this is not, Tang Qi really came to contact, and introduced him to the business.

A friend of Tang Qi, or a friend who can't talk about a friend, who is known in the business, is a mother who is seriously ill and suspects that she is entangled. Originally, I wanted to ask Chen Sansheng, but Chen Sansheng wouldn’t pick up the work for a long time, so I found another Master. The Master said that this is a practice, sending a lot of ghosts to harm him, so I will I can't afford it.

However, the Master’s practice failed and he lost. Ms. Zhu went around to inquire about other masters with high moral power. Tang Qi introduced her to her and also revealed some stories of Gao Zong.

After such an intermediary, Xie Lingya agreed. However, when Tang Qi was talking about it, he said that he was connected with Shi Chang, so Ms. Zhu felt that they were asked to compare insurance.

In fact, Xie Lingya also felt that there was a long-term suspension of this class and the bottom of the class, and they both discussed it, I think this is a bit clever.

Two days ago, they also noticed that someone was calling for a solitary soul. Here, Ms. Zhu’s father is said to have been murdered. Is it the same person?

After two days with Ms. Zhu, they went to her father's house.

Ms. Zhu is about forty, and the father is also seventy. The family lives in a villa with a large yard. It shows that the family is quite good, which is in line with her promise to give Xie Lingya a reward.

Ms. Zhu listened to Tang Qi’s vaccination early, so she did not question the age of the two. After they entered the yard, they said: “My father’s coma for two days is getting longer and longer. I hope that the two will not only be evil. The law is broken, and I have to find out the black hand behind the scenes! I can add more money!"

Just talking, entering the first floor of the door, I saw a few people sitting in the living room, a fat middle-aged man, and a young and old, old wearing brightly colored vestments, holding a bunch of less Instrument.

On both sides of the pair, the fat man immediately said: "Amei, how come you have invited some messy people to come, no way, the last time you asked for vomiting blood."

Ms. Zhu is not willing to show weakness. "You are the one who invited you. Is it not enough to lie and lie on the last time?"

The fat man shouted: "You pay attention to it. This master Zhao is the noble person I specially invited from the provincial capital. He has already seen his father's situation and will soon be doing it!"

Ms. Zhu: "Oh, we have to do it first. I have already said it to my father. These two are the masters of the Yang Yangguan. They not only have to practice, but also help me find out the black hands behind me and avenge my father. ""

In fact, Xie Lingya had not promised yet, but Ms. Zhu said that he could not argue with this at this time, but only observed the "Master Zhao."

Looking at the robes worn on him, it seems like a road, but it looks like a sacred wind. It may be a folk mage. Xie Lingya nodded to the half of his peers and said hello.

Master Zhao of the Xianfeng bones turned his head disdainfully, but did not see it.

The young man next to him was holding something and said: "Master, am I still setting it up?"

Ms. Zhu said loudly: "I don't want to arrange it, I have already made an appointment."

"I also said that I had an appointment, my father was still faint, and whoever testified that you had no appointment." Ms. Zhu’s brother also yelled at the door.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changhang slightly frowned, and there was some speechlessness on the side. The relationship between the brothers and sisters was too bad. I didn't know this situation beforehand. I didn't expect to work immediately today.

The two men twitched for a full twenty minutes, and Ms. Zhu was unwilling to give a step. They wanted them to come first, but everyone brought them. Ms. Zhu did not intend to let Xie Lingya go. They only said, "We will wait, When they finished, the two teachers gave me my father."

Mr. Zhu glanced at him and said: "You can start with Master Zhao, so that some people will die early."

Master Zhao is a dagger, "Small, set up the altar."

The young man, called a small amount, responded reverently and began to prepare the bill.

Master Zhao knows the employer's psychology very well. At this time, he coughs a sigh: "Mr. Zhu, you can rest assured, I don't know how many times I fight, the second time is all victory. Ha ha."

Mr. Zhu nodded and looked at his sister with a smug look.

At this time, the small amount was also arranged, and Master Zhao went forward and tried to raise his hand.

A small amount stood on the side and touted: "Mr. Zhu, look at it, my master has raised a million soldiers and horses. As long as 100,000 is transferred, it is enough to kill the soldiers and horses of Mr. Zhu Lao. By the way, I have compiled it."

The mages are in charge of the ghosts they are calling, and they are the heroes. They are not the ghosts, but the gods. There are many large rituals in the Taoist family. Please help the ghosts. But like the soldiers and horses, not everyone can come.

Moreover, he said that his master is "nurturing", that is to say, it is not temporarily recruited from the surroundings, but is kept under the shackles. If you want to support them on a regular basis, it means that you have signed a long-term contract, and the temporary opening of a general opening ceremony is equivalent to temporary work.

Raising the horses and raising the ghosts, raising the ears to report the truth to one another, but also to do good things or do bad things, if you do good things, it is to repair merit.

Ms. Zhu disdainfully said: "One million, cut."

A small amount of look at the layman's appearance: "This big sister, you don't know if you don't understand. You may think that one million is very exaggerated, but this one million is left by our masters. Also, my master has been recruiting and training for many years. Common faculties, thousands of them are incredible, but my master is not an ordinary person!"

After supporting the soldiers and horses, they have to train the soldiers like the human soldiers, and practice them from the solitary ghosts.

However, if you can recruit a million yin soldiers, it is really not a general mage, and you have to be famous in the Chinese industry. Thank you Lingya for observing the face of Shi Changhang, looking at it is not like knowing Master Zhao.

At this time, Master Zhao sang on the altar: "The deputy of the princes and the deputy generals of the subordinates will only know, and the orders will be implemented!"

He was a little older, but he was full of enthusiasm. A scorpion gave Ms. Zhu a shock. Looking around, it was really a little bit interesting. I dare not say anything more.

Xie Lingya secretly opened his yin eyes, and once he looked at it, Master Zhao alone gave orders to the air and lost tokens. In this year, the Orthodox priests are all poor, and the folk swindlers are mixed up.

Well, to say that a good million ghost soldiers, it is their own brain to make up.

I don’t know if it’s too much for a small amount, or I’m convinced of Master’s conviction, and my hands are followed by Master’s slightity, and I can’t wait to learn. When he was painting the character of Master Zhao, he also took time to look at Xie Lingya and Shi Changhang.

These two people are not too old. It is estimated that they are a few years older than him. What can they do?

A small amount of arrogant: "Can you please the Yin soldiers?"

Shi Changhang is unreasonable, Xie Lingya speaks better, thinks: "Can you...?"

An indefinite tone, he has not done much, most of them are super-legal, although he has not practiced the recruitment of science, but Xie Lingya thinks it should be no problem.

A small amount of light smile, proudly said: "How much can I please? My master said, after I got out of the division, I will transfer eight thousand soldiers and horses to me, and also bring fighters."

Xie Lingya: "????"

He couldn't help but glance at him, isn't it, is this child fooled? Why didn’t your master simply equip your terracotta with an aircraft carrier?