MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 252
"Who is a rookie! I didn't admit it, quickly change me back, I'm going to blast Andoren into the sky openly! "
Fiametta rushed up anxiously and grabbed the fluff on Joe's neck with her fins, with an expression that you will look good if you don't change me back. However, if she used her previous body to do this, maybe there is still something A little deterrence.
But if you put it on the cutest rookie in Agent Penguin, you will only have a **** face. Even though Boss Qiao is cute himself, it is mainly because he has seen the rookie Kong that he has a certain degree of immunity.
"puff!"
But Mostima hadn't seen it, so she shot two jets of water from the nostrils above the bird's beak on the spot, flying backwards against her like a propulsion device, until her head slammed into the wall.
Of course, because of the passive nature of the entertainment mode, what is sprayed out is not blood, but salt water. In addition to breathing, the penguin's nostrils are originally used to expel excess salt from the body.
"Mostima! What's wrong with you?!"
Seeing this, Fiameta didn't care about Boss Joe anymore, and hurriedly turned to look at the gray-white Mastema lying in the water with a big meat bun on his head and a peaceful face.
She didn't feel relieved until she found a big, stretching and shrinking snot bubble coming out of this guy's nostrils, while Joe boss folded his fins on his chest, looking down at Fiametta's back.
Although in fact, most of them are not that tall, because the only one who is shorter than the boss in the penguin foursome is the youngest rookie.
"Upright? Hmph, if you have enough strength, I appreciate you for being able to say this. It's a pity that you don't. That would be foolish and reckless."
"Why do you say that!"
"I have no obligation to explain to you, rookie, but I will give you a reason that you cannot refuse. As far as I know, you should be the one who most urgently wants revenge on Andorn, right?"
"so what?"
I saw Boss Qiao suddenly took out a makeup mirror that was about the same height as him and placed it in front of Fiametta. Her pair of big eyes that were so surprised that they swollen were reflected in the mirror. One time to see the whole picture of oneself after transformation.
"I, I'm so cute... Bah, bah, bah, I'm a proud phoenix shooter! What, what does this appearance have to do with me!"
"Really? Then let me ask you, let me make an assumption here. Assuming you can beat Andorn, will it make him feel regret and shame if you let the proud phoenix defeat him, or a chubby, Would a fluffy baby penguin be more effective?"
"..."
Fiameta was stunned with her bird's beak wide open. How could she just be a rookie? When it comes to narrow-minded revenge, Boss Qiao is the professional.
"Failure is a common thing in military affairs. Since Andorn can be recognized by the law and the Pope for doing such things, it shows that his mind is different from ordinary people. Even if you defeat him in a dignified way, he probably won't repent. , but see it as a trial and make the mind more and more firm.
what can you do Under the witness of the law, is it possible that you still want to kill him and become Lateran's enemy?
But, I mean but! What if the scene was changed to him being beaten on the ground by a cute penguin? "
Paji.
As soon as Boss Qiao finished speaking, Fiameta knelt down in front of him, with his fins raised above his head as if prostrating, but unfortunately his legs were too short and his hair was too thick, so it didn't look like he was kneeling. Rather, it is hatching eggs.
"Please guide me, Bo... Oh no, boss! As long as I can beat him with this body, I'm willing to do anything!"
Boss Joe patted Fiametta's round head in relief, as if awarding medals to his knights.
"That's right, remember, your current code name is rookie, and your most powerful weapon is cuteness!"
"Well, boss, does this code name discriminate against the Liboli people? Can you change the code name?"
"No problem, Fat Duck."
"...I'm still a rookie."
Chapter 679 The truth is within the boss's goose fin
After getting rid of the rookie Fat Duck in the "rebellious period", and then throwing her to Lemuane to practice the penguin's belly drifting technique, Joe boss turned to look at Kawaii Mosti, who had been bubbling with snot all the time. horse.
"Stop pretending, get up and talk."
"...As expected of the boss, how did you see through my disguise?"
The snot bubbles on Mostima's face instantly exploded into a puddle of salt water and covered her own face, but as a penguin, she naturally didn't have to pay so much attention to her image. Boss Joe shook off the soil in exactly the same way before.
It is almost certain that Mostima, who has always been quiet and unobtrusive, is actually the one who has the highest degree of fit with Agent Penguin and the one who adapts the fastest.
"Our penguin agents are not so fragile. Even if you jump into the magma, you just bounce back with the smoke rail on fire. What's the point of hitting a wall? Do you want me to show you a boulder smashing your chest now?"
"I see. It should be said that the penguin is worthy of being a penguin. Although I knew that the emperor was immortal, I never thought that the penguin's body would have such magical properties."
"Okay, let's get back to business. I still have time to eat, drink and have fun every day, but I don't have time to pretend like this with you. If you have any questions, just ask them directly. Since I have become your captain, I promise to know everything. .”
"..."
After eating, drinking and having fun, do you still have no time? Boss, you... It's a pity that elites don't come to Rutland to become naturalized.
"It seems that my new boss is impatient, but that's fine, maybe the boss can give me more confidence, I haven't cooperated with Lemien for so many years, I don't want to let her down.
So, what exactly do you want? Is it just because of Remulle's request? "
Although Mostima seemed to be asking questions with interrogative sentences, in fact, she was able to say this sentence to confirm that Joe's intentions were not pure, because it was contrary to his purpose of coming to the Conference of Nations.
No matter how stupid Andorn is, he is also a Sakota recognized by the law. If someone beats him up, it is only considered a security incident, but you, a distinguished guest at the meeting, took someone to beat him up. This is not hitting the Pope The face of this host?
Or, Rhodes Island was originally here...
"That's right, I'm here to make trouble in Rutland!"
"..."
What is this? So boss, you really dare to say it! I thought your "knowing everything" was just a show talk.
"To be precise, I want to completely change Rutland's position. What the world needs is not a lighthouse, but a roaring cannon! Who said that people who love peace can only hide behind city walls and be bombed? Take the initiative to attack and use the truth to smash the conspiracy of this world!"
Kawaii was clearly taller than the boss, and at this moment, Joe was talking to her with his head held high, but Mostima felt that he was looking up at the penguin in front of him.
Only the flattened head of the boss in the field of vision proves that she is at the top.
"I want to say that I personally understand your grand ambitions, Boss, but the current situation in Lateran is not something that the Lateran people can decide on their own. It is the law of Lateran..."
"If the law doesn't allow it, then amend the law! Nothing is impossible in my boss's eyes. Your current state is the proof. Otherwise, look for yourself. Are you still under the control of the law?"
Mostima was startled when she heard the words, and subconsciously touched her own head. Just now she was only focused on analyzing the goose buttocks of the rookie Fat Duck. It was only now that she realized that there should have been a "fallen angel" on her head. The location of the circle is now empty.
Not only that, but she also conveniently pushed down the meat bag that had been knocked out on the wall just now, as if nothing had happened.
"This, this is impossible! My link with the law has been cut off, could it be, could it be..."
Seeing Mostima's unbelievable and extremely agitated appearance, Boss Qiao wanted to explain that this was only a temporary effect, so as to prevent her from acting impulsively due to the collapse of her faith.
It's just that he may have forgotten one thing, don't think that Mastema's behavior seems rational and calm, so she is not Sakota.
"I can finally get out of supervision openly, and Fiameta can't track me anymore! Good! Just wait, Twilight Night Watchman, now it's my turn to be a ghost, clean the bird feathers, etc. Let's go, hahahahahahahahaha..."
... Miss, are you normal?
No matter how happy things happen to you, don't mess up the people!
Forget it, let her be happier for a while.
The vast majority of Sakota people may indeed sincerely believe in the law, because the law links the halo on the head of every Sakota, and unites them to survive until now, but if you can really take off the halo, I am afraid that people will be in a blink of an eye. Just go for fun.
This is like a parent who cared for you and fed you since childhood, but the family education is extremely strict, and you are not allowed to step out of the house. You love him and obey him, but you still cannot resist the yearning for freedom outside the window.
"Is there anything else you want to ask? Hurry up, don't delay the team's adaptation training time."
"...Ah? Oh, there is the last one. Although I don't know what you rely on, boss, but if you want to get in touch with the truth of the law, you must first go through the Pope. Boss, do you want to fight with him? enemy?"
"You can rest assured about this. Even if you don't believe me, you should believe in A Neng. I'm not boasting. If I really want to be an enemy of His Excellency the Pope, no one can stop me. But why should I embarrass someone who really wants to What about the old man who will bring peace to Terra?
As for how to do it specifically, this involves the unique combat skills of our Southwind Special Agents, and you will understand immediately that Andorn is just a stepping stone for Penguins. "
I saw Boss Joe taking Kawaii Mostima to the cool and rookie drift training ground like Angelina who took Aweila to the room, but he seemed to suddenly think of something on the way, so he turned his head Said to Mostima.
"By the way, in fact, the penguins also empathize with each other like Sakota, but it requires a little skill."
"Oh, so amazing? This is the first time I've heard of it. How do I empathize specifically?"
"It's simple, you stick out your dominant fin first, and then, like this."
Snapped!
Boss Joe immediately patted it with his fins, and there was a crisp hitting sound when the two fins intersected, and Kawaii Mostima's head was full of question marks.
? ? ?
"Did you feel it?"
"I... seem to be a little emotional."
"That's right! This is the enthusiastic encouragement from the boss. Come on, call the two of them to have a papa together... Cough, I mean, the more penguins there are, the stronger the empathy. Please witness, this invincible strength!"
Clap clap clap clap clap!
Chapter 680 Pope: What is happening to B?
"His Excellency the Pope!"
A Lateran musketeer belonging to the Pope's personal guard came before Pope Evangelista XI. Although he was called a "rider", he was in the same position as the Cazimir knight who was always in full armor. It's completely different, the gun cavalry is only covered with light armor at the vital points.
But this is already the only armored unit in Lateran, and the purpose of wearing armor is not for their own combat needs, but to protect the Pope.
However, if the difference in armor is ignored, the gun rider can be said to be the candidate with the strongest shooting skills among the Sakota people, which is why Mostima teased Lemuen as a "wheelchair gun rider".
"What is it that you are so anxious about, child? The law upholds our unity, but don't forget the nature of being a Sakota, come, let's eat a cactus **** first."
"..."
The Gunrider accepted the snacks from the Pope with some embarrassment. Although they were responsible for protecting the Pope, they knew the Pope's approachability, but since they were the Gunriders, their purpose since its establishment was to protect the Pope's integrity. sanctity.
Although you can frankly evaluate the dessert "rewarded" by the Pope, you cannot refuse it.
Even if this food is really unpalatable, it is a taste developed by the Pope himself on a whim recently, even the Cardinal Valliv, who is second only to the Pope and is in charge of the daily affairs of Lateran, can't help complaining.
Originally, they thought that the pope would give up studying cactus tarts and look for other flavors, but who would have thought that the cavalry captain Giovanni tasted it by chance and said it was very fresh and delicious, which caused the pope to taste it? A renewed passion for cactus.
team leader! I'm protruding (艹盘艺) you horse!
Although the gun riders under Giovanni believed in the character of the captain, these remarks should not be flattering the Pope, but it’s fine if you have a unique taste, why are you entrapping the brothers! ?
So the gun rider could only take the cactus **** and eat it in one bite, chewed and swallowed it with a strange expression, and then expressed his thoughts.
"I think the taste needs to be improved. Your Excellency, increasing the dose of honey can't cover up the strange smell of cactus. Maybe you should change your thinking and think about how to make these two flavors blend together instead of mutually exclusive... eh?"
The gun rider unconsciously realized something was wrong while he was talking. He was obviously talking about the evaluation of the cactus tart, so why did he seem to have turned to the Terran situation in Lateran?
"Your opinion is very good, boy, and very helpful to my craft, so what did you tell me at first?"
"...Ah! I was almost interrupted by you. I would like to inform you that the notary office reported that it had lost the coordinates of Mostima and Lemuane, and the location of the commissioner of the notary office, Fiameta, was also lost. The situation is unknown, please You give orders."
When the Pope heard this, the hand holding another cactus **** with a different ratio of ingredients and preparing to pass it to the gun rider suddenly stopped, and then let out a sigh.
"Alas... As I said just now, even though the law connects all Sakotas, we will not forget our own nature, they just went to seek the road that was once blocked.
Don't be nervous, no matter how rebellious the children are, as long as they still have a pure heart, they will eventually return to their hometown. "
The gun rider was dumbfounded, but probably understood the Pope's point.
"You mean, don't worry about them, we don't have to do anything?"
"That's not true. At least you can observe the doctor's movements more. Although it is not difficult for me to guess his purpose based on Rhodes Island's past actions, the process is still confusing. I have a... very subtle and strange premonition."
The Pope himself ate the cactus **** in his hand, and then turned his head to look in the direction of the real Law of Lateran.
"Our laws are terrified of something to come. It may be Tracys who is plotting to consolidate forces in Victoria, but it may be... closer than that."
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On the day of the Universal Conference, many representatives from all parts of Terra gathered in the Lateran Cathedral, which was as big as a football field.
Although most of them are business representatives who regard this as a large-scale trade meeting, and some are from old-fashioned countries such as Letania, or they are idle and have nothing to do, or nobles with other purposes, but this can also prove the extensive influence of Lateran force.
It's just that it is far from deep enough, unlike the Rhodes Island strategy, which uses practical actions to steadily expand its influence step by step.
But there are still official representatives from several countries coming. For example, the envoy of Kjerag is the foreign trade representative of Karan Trade, a Tibetan fox of the Volpo tribe.
That's right, it was that big-faced Tibetan fox brother, Dawa, who tried to sell Dr. Bugs Bunny at the entrance of the Snow Mountain Temple the "Saint Consecrated Dzi Beads" that came out of the furniture cart used by Chuxue.
As a low-level civilian oppressed by the conservative family, Brother Tibetan Fox was reused as a model of winning people's hearts because he voluntarily joined the silver boss before the big purge.
After professional training, combined with his flexible business acumen for years of selling holy maiden beads to tourists, he has now become a middle-level person in charge of the foreign trade department of Karan Trade, and has even been personally commended by the silver boss.
It's just that because he works abroad, he hasn't been able to realize the simple dream of going home to marry a Tibetan fox wife and have a litter of small Tibetan foxes. But with the improvement of his vision, he has a higher pursuit.
"I want to bring more good and advanced things back to my hometown, not only commodities, but also knowledge and technology, and a thin-faced Walper wife who is as hairy as me."
So with such an ideal in mind, the little Tibetan fox Godava came to the Lateran Conference of Nations. Even though it was his first time participating in such a big occasion, his performance was still remarkable, and he did not embarrass Kjerag.
It's just that Kjerag is just a small country with little influence except for the snow mountain specialties and the "Prince" scandal for the time being. If we really want to talk about the momentum that shocked the audience, we have to look at the representative of Kasimir who just entered the venue.
"Damn it! Who drove the vehicle to the entrance of the cathedral, and didn't turn off the high beam!?"
The church in Lateran was already filled with warm and soft sacred light, even the most remote corners were very bright, but compared with the ultra-high lumen light from the gate, it can only be regarded as nothing.