Life is Easier If You're Handsome-Chapter 259

When Kim Donghu said he wanted to join the Tarzan parade midway, the staff welcomed the idea—but they were also a bit concerned.

‘Attaching the safety gear might cause a slight delay in the parade.’

The core of a parade is the unbroken procession, so even a small delay could become a major disruption.

Still, they pushed those concerns aside. Just having Kim Donghu participate was a huge win in itself.

‘But seriously, how’s he planning to join in?’

And right at that moment—

Waaaaaaah!

The crowd gasped in surprise—

Thud-thud-thud!

—and Kim Donghu leapt into the air, grabbing onto the underside of a parade float and vaulting up.

‘Is he actually Tarzan?’

He wasn’t doing gymnastics or anything...but with a single running leap, he was up in the vines—and while grabbing them, he smoothly strapped on his safety gear.

“Is he even human?”

“How is that possible?”

“Wait, isn’t that not supposed to be possible?”

Amidst stunned silence, Donghu pulled off his mask, sending the crowd into an even bigger frenzy.

“That’s insane! That’s actually Kim Donghu!”

“On Christmas Eve?! We get to see him doing the Tarzan parade?!”

“This is unreal. What kind of luck even is this?”

And he didn’t just show up and stand there.

He moved with wild, theatrical flair—almost like a WWE performer.

From the audience’s perspective, it was jaw-dropping entertainment.

“Unnie! Look at that! My oppa’s flying around!”

Especially for his little sister.

Eight-year-old (real age) Kim Seohyun was so excited she could hardly contain herself.

She loved Tarzan. She loved her oppa.

And now her oppa was Tarzan. And he was actually playing that Tarzan.

Toot-toot!

Her brain nearly short-circuited with joy. She was so happy it hurt.

To put it metaphorically—

It was like jumping on clouds while eating strawberry ice cream!

Whoosh!

With that thought, Seohyun’s gaze locked onto Donghu again.

The vine—originally not even made for this kind of stunt—

allowed a full 360-degree rotation and launched him into the air once more.

To be honest, this was incredibly dangerous.

The parade stage wasn’t stationary.

The floats were constantly moving forward, so if he mistimed his position in the air by even a bit, he’d crash straight to the ground.

Even with safety gear, it was risky.

And yet—

“He really looks like Tarzan.”

“He is Tarzan! He’s the actual lead actor, remember?”

“Is this a fan event or what? This is insane!”

Kim Donghu moved so cleanly and safely that no one even had time to worry about him.

They say when someone makes something hard look easy, that’s when they’re truly great.

“Wait, isn’t it just the rig doing all the work? Like, throwing his body around?”

“If it’s all wired up, doesn’t seem that hard, right?”

A few clueless onlookers babbled nonsense.

And of course—

[What Kim Donghu is doing this Christmas Eve]

(Video: Tarzan Parade Clip)

- Doing fan service at the Disney parade

- Fan love? More like King Donghu

- Why doesn’t Korea have a Disney World? Now we gotta see this on SNS?

ㄴThis wasn’t even a scheduled event.

ㄴFor real?

ㄴYeah, my friend who works there said Donghu just did it on the spot.

ㄴGoddamn, this lovable bastard is giving me heartburn in the best way

ㄴHe voluntarily plays Tarzan for his fans on his day off

ㄴBut seriously why is he so ridiculously good at this lolololol

ㄴIf he does something, he commits. King. Dong. Hu.

SNS went completely insane.

FaceStorm, Gramline, TokTak, YouTube—every platform blew up with the news.

【 Kim Donghu is unhinged—in the best way possible 】

【 The surprise made it even more amazing. What a special memory. 】

【 My kid’s favorite is Tarzan, and he gave them this kind of moment? 】

【 Now I’ve got another story to tell for the rest of my life 】

【 Disney Christmas Eve—definitely got our money’s worth 】

【 Without a doubt, he’s the greatest Disney lead ever 】

【 No joke, he should be cast as the male lead in every Disney live-action remake 】

【 The guy on the white horse? It has to be Kim Donghu 】

Fueled by the firepower of Western communities, the news quickly made it into media coverage—and Disney raked in massive publicity at lightning speed.

The parade itself lasted no more than fifteen minutes. But the marketing value gained during that time—

“...is estimated at fifty million dollars.”

“That’s the minimum, right?”

“Yes. Realistically, it’s worth even more. That’s the general consensus.”

It was beyond imagination. And honestly, it made sense.

It was the holidays.

Families were coming to Disney World.

And Tarzan had just performed near-perfect stunts in front of them.

There was no way the effect could not be astronomical.

“In the end, it feels like the one giving the service is the one being served.”

“Seriously. What more can we even do for Donghu Kim?”

Disney World was practically desperate to repay him in some way.

And right in the middle of all that, Kim Donghu said—

“Honestly, moving around like this kinda feels good. Should we have even more fun?”

“More? You mean there’s more fun than this?”

“Of course! Seohyun, let’s have the best time ever!”

“Yaaaay!!!”

And just like that, as soon as the parade ended, their fun picked right back up.

From restaurants to rides—there were no lines.

No waiting for food.

Everything was instant.

‘Feels like the service has gotten even better.’

It was already top-tier before,

but now it was like everyone had laser focus.

‘Is this the power of tipping?’

That thought crossed Kim Donghu’s mind.

He wasn’t really used to tipping culture—

but Evelyn was, so she handled it.

And maybe by adding a bit extra on top of whatever she gave,

things had turned out this way.

‘Well, whatever the reason... as long as Seohyun’s happy.’

One of the highlights he liked the most—

was how the people from the parade came over still dressed in full costume just to meet them.

A performance just for the three of them.

They took a ridiculous number of photos,

and Evelyn and Donghu couldn’t stop laughing at how puffed Seohyun’s cheeks looked in the pictures.

They kept going for who knows how long.

And because they never had to wait in line, they just rode attraction after attraction.

“...Oppa, the princess wants to sleep.”

“Tired? You sure you don’t wanna ride more?”

“Yeah. If I keep going, I’ll get cranky. I don’t wanna be cranky.”

Seohyun’s self-awareness was so on point,

they decided to wrap things up then and there.

But—

“No, I’ll go to the hotel with Uncle Ronald. You two can keep having fun.”

“Huh?”

“I had so much fun today, so I’ll let Evelyn Unnie borrow you for a bit. It’s my Christmas present!”

Hearing that, both Donghu and Evelyn burst out laughing, holding their stomachs.

“Really? You’re gonna let me borrow your oppa?”

“Just today! Only today!”

“Thank you.”

With Seohyun’s blessing, Evelyn gave a firm nod and immediately grabbed Donghu’s hand.

This translation is the intellectual property of Novelight.

“We don’t have much time. You said you had plans tomorrow, right?”

“Uh... yeah. I did?”

“Then we’ve got about six hours left today... more than enough.”

“For what?”

“You know what. Don’t play dumb—your face is already smiling.”

As if it was obvious they weren’t going to spend the rest of the evening at Disney World,

Evelyn’s cheeks flushed as she added:

“It’s time for some adult fun.”

***

The next morning, after a night of adult fun—

“Evelyn.”

“...Yeah?”

“Are you okay? Feels like we didn’t really get to enjoy the ‘adult fun’ properly.”

“...That’s because you were too much like Tarzan.”

At my words, Evelyn pulled the blanket all the way over her head.

Despite her bold resolve from the night before, it ended up not lasting that long.

“I guess it’s Jane’s fate, huh? To be... ravaged by the wild, alongside this kind of Tarzan.”

“You’ve always taken it all head-on, haven’t you? Same result every time.”

“That comment gets a yellow card! You’re being mean!”

Poof.

A feather pillow flew at my face. Didn’t hurt at all. °• N 𝑜 v 𝑒 l i g h t •° Just made me laugh.

“Haha.”

I reached under the blanket and teased her a little, then started getting dressed.

“It was a great Christmas Eve date.”

“M-me too...”

Just as I was about to get moving for today’s date—

“No matter how fun today’s date is, you better not forget yesterday. Got it?”

Evelyn said that seriously.

Her eyes—completely unplayful—looked straight at me.

I smiled and nodded like it was the most natural thing in the world.

“Of course. How could I forget my Jane?”

“You act like some gorilla trying to take care of everything. You probably won’t forget anything.”

Greedy man.

With those words, I got the sweetest farewell. Then I left the hotel.

Today—

“You looked really busy yesterday. You sure your body’s okay after doing that whole Tarzan parade?”

“I’m fine.”

—was time for a long-overdue date with my boxing manager.

“Think we’ll ever get to go on a nice, chill date in Korea someday?”

Like we used to.

At Yerim’s words, I nodded.

The reason we always had to date overseas—wasn’t just the schedule.

It was because, ultimately, being abroad gave us a little more freedom.

There’s more space.

More quiet places, fewer people.

We couldn’t always do flashy stuff, but not having to worry about people staring at us—that alone was huge.

“But hey, Donghu.”

“Hm?”

“You smell like another woman.”

Normally, hearing something like that would make most people freeze up.

But not me.

“Then fill me up with your scent today.”

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