Life is Easier If You're Handsome-Chapter 258

"Mm! My ankles feel amazing today! Princess can totally walk more than ten thousand steps today, no problem!"

Thud thud thud thud thud.

The private jet, sponsored by several companies working together, was spacious.

Why am I saying this?

"Oppa! At this rate, mm! You probably didn’t even need to carry me at the start!"

"Yeah? That’s a relief."

That’s because Seohyun was sprinting all over the plane like crazy.

‘Disney World really does hit different for little kids.’

Of course, we weren’t just going there casually.

We got tickets for a Christmas Eve exclusive tour.

A special VIP-only route.

It was hyped up to be packed with incredible events at Disney World.

‘One ticket costs as much as a car.’

I thought I was going to pass out when I heard the price.

And I was even more shocked when Disney said they’d cover it for free.

—"Of course Tarzan should come to Disney World. What, were we gonna make you pay?"

—"Really?"

—"Of course! Would you charge someone to enter their own home?"

—"Thank you."

Definitely one of the perks of filming a Disney movie.

The benefits from shooting Tarzan weren’t over yet.

"Oppa, then! Then... can we, like... walk in the pa-parade too?"

"Of course. I asked, and they said we could dress up as Tarzan and Jane... and Seohyun can wear a fairy costume?"

"F-fairy! A fairy...! I—I love it!"

We even got permission to be part of the parade.

Normally, if you pay, you can sometimes be in the regular parade.

But for Christmas events, they only bring in professionals.

So this was something that’d normally be absolutely impossible.

"This only happened because Evelyn pulled a lot of strings for us, so make sure you thank her, okay?"

"Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity."

Seohyun bowed deeply, smiling from ear to ear.

Evelyn and I were both stunned at how fluent her English was.

"...Didn’t you say she’s only eight?"

"She will be soon. It’s just... she’s naturally smart when she’s young... though honestly, this is on another level."

Did she inherit some of Sim’s talent?

Her intelligence honestly felt beyond what’s considered normal.

"But still, since Seohyun’s number one, please don’t go turning my oppa into a dad."

Pfft.

I nearly spat out the champagne I was drinking.

Seohyun, what the hell are you saying?

I barely managed to compose my shocked expression and turned to Evelyn to offer some kind of apology.

"Th-that so? S-sorry, I... uh... guess I got ahead of myself."

"?"

Evelyn flushed bright red and started fanning her face.

Ahead of myself?

Evelyn, what exactly do you mean by that?

In the middle of needing both to explain and to ask questions,

Seohyun casually slipped into my arms.

"Oppa, I want princess juice! Orange!"

Do you even realize what kind of bomb you just dropped?

Or wait—did you do it on purpose? You are smart enough to pull something like that...

While I was still in shock—

"But really, are you two okay going on your own?"

Mom finally spoke up, a little hesitantly.

Our parents weren’t huge fans of Disney World,

so we’d set up a separate date plan for them.

But clearly, she felt pretty guilty about it.

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"...It’s fine. Donghu’s all grown up now. What’s there to worry about?"

Dad, on the other hand, looked at me with a face that said he wasn’t worried in the slightest.

"Donghu, I know you’re the kind of guy who can take care of his own woman."

"...What about Seohyun?"

"Play the big brother role too."

Gripping Mom’s hand tightly as he said that—

Hearing that from my usually stoic dad...

"Wow! I see land! It’s America! Oppa! Look, look, look!"

"Yeah, that’s U.S. soil, alright."

We had arrived in America.

***

Disney World Christmas Eve VVVIP Tour.

It goes without saying—

"That kind of thing shouldn’t even exist."

It doesn’t exist.

If it did, the ultra-rich would’ve already bought it out ages ago.

But there are things in this world money can’t buy.

This tour was exactly that kind of thing.

"I’ve said this multiple times now—today, Donghu Kim is visiting Disney as a top-priority guest. Stay sharp."

The moment they heard Kim Donghu and Evelyn wanted to visit Disney World,

the Disney staff scrambled to create a special program just for them.

Especially for Kim Donghu, the level of priority was through the roof.

The man who brought in 2 billion dollars with Tarzan.

The lead actor of The Pianist, a mega-budget series currently in production on Disney+.

Impressing him was a major event for them too.

"Remember how the Tarzan attraction blew up? It used to be the least popular one, and now..."

"I know, I know. You’ve mentioned it a hundred times."

The VVVIP Tour Director’s words made the staff shake their heads in exasperation.

The day Tarzan became a mega-hit,

almost every piece of Tarzan merchandise they had was wiped clean off the shelves—

even that’s putting it lightly.

And it didn’t stop there.

Little boys wanted to be Tarzan.

Little girls wanted to be Jane.

You have to understand how insane that is.

Disney’s always been dominated by princesses like Ariel and Snow White.

But Tarzan climbed the popularity ranks and shifted the whole dynamic.

"The most important thing is keeping their privacy, understood?"

"Yes. We were asked to be thorough with disguises, and we’ve placed security personnel at intervals."

"Did they approve social media promotion?"

"They did, but asked if it could be posted around Christmas Day."

"Of course. No immediate release. Good, good."

Swish swish swish.

Like washing your hands reverently before a fine dining experience,

the VVVIP Tour Director rubbed his hands together in anticipation.

"He’s coming with his younger sister too, but they said they don’t want her exposed. You understand what that means, right?"

"Yes, I completely understand."

"Alright, then."

The Director checked the time.

This translation is the intellectual property of Novelight.

By now, they should’ve already boarded the limo waiting at the airport and were en route to the hotel.

Since the official tour wouldn’t start until tomorrow,

today would be dedicated to checking over the schedule, running rehearsals,

and practicing every detail of the events.

"Perfection... must be absolutely... huh? Achieved."

Then came the next morning.

The Director himself came to the hotel entrance to greet them—

"...Whoa, holy crap."

The moment he saw Kim Donghu and Evelyn.

And between them, Kim Seohyun.

His jaw dropped.

‘They look like some Hollywood power couple on a vacation with their kid.’

Can we really hide this?

How intense does the disguise have to be?

Superstars just radiate presence by standing still.

That was the only thought running through his head.

***

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

My heart was racing.

“Ahem, hrm.”

Evelyn cleared her throat and glanced down.

There, a tiny and adorable little creature was holding someone’s hand.

Of course, it wasn’t her hand being held.

Seohyun was laced fingers with only her big brother.

She stood right in the middle, meaning Evelyn couldn’t even reach for his hand if she tried.

‘Still, whatever. The fact that I’m here with his little sister... that’s huge!’

Introducing your family and going on a trip together—

isn’t that, like, the foundation of romance?

Or more precisely—

‘M-m-marriage.’

It was closer to marriage than anything else.

That thought made Evelyn’s heart ✪ Nоvеlіgһt ✪ (Official version) pound out of control.

“S-so, is our first stop... M-magic Kingdom?!”

She bit her tongue and totally fumbled the last word.

But—

‘If I laugh, I die. If I laugh, I get fired. I absolutely must not laugh.’

Ronald, the VVVIP Tour Director, bit his own tongue and held back a smile.

Only Kim Donghu and Kim Seohyun, who had the power to laugh freely in a situation like this,

teased Evelyn.

“Unnie, is this your first time playing in a place like this? You seem super nervous!”

“Seohyun, don’t tease her.”

“Let go of Oppa’s hand for a sec.”

“...But it’s still funny, though.”

After that brief teasing moment—

“Yes, that’s correct. But if you haven’t eaten yet, you can head straight to a meal first.”

“How would that change the schedule?”

“After the meal, you can enjoy two or three attractions, and then catch the Fantasy Parade.”

“Oh, then maybe we can eat, hit the gift shop to beef up our disguises, and head out?”

“Whatever makes you comfortable. Let me know your preferred order and we’ll update the itinerary instantly.”

Wow. This tour really was next level.

That was Donghu’s honest impression.

‘Any variable that pops up is already accounted for. No matter what we say, they can adapt.’

Ronald had every route memorized.

He genuinely wanted to deliver a dream experience to his guests.

“Then we’ll eat and hit the gift shop first.”

“Understood! We’ll do just that!”

Thus began the tour.

And since the Director was personally managing it,

everything ran smoothly—clean, precise, flawless.

***

From the meal to the attractions,

no one felt a hint of discomfort. Everyone enjoyed the tour to the fullest.

Time flew by, and before long, it was time for the afternoon parade.

We secured the best spot—

right in front of Cinderella’s castle for a clear, direct view.

“This parade includes Tarzan as well. He’s been incredibly popular lately.”

“T-Tarzan! He’s my favorite too!”

“Haha, I think your brother would be thrilled to hear that.”

“Of course! My oppa is the coolest.”

Seohyun clapped excitedly as she watched the parade.

And watching that, I realized just how amazing the Tour Director really was.

Despite this being their first meeting,

he’d already clicked with Seohyun, chatting with her like old friends.

He was a true pro.

‘Thanks to him, Evelyn’s also having a great time.’

The parade continued on.

Eventually, the jungle-themed Tarzan float rolled in.

“Ah, aaaah! Aaaaah!”

With a loud cry, the staff member dressed as Tarzan made his presence known.

He swung confidently on vines, radiating power.

“W-wow... so cool.”

Seohyun said that while looking right at me.

“Tarzan’s over there, so what are you gonna do if you look at Oppa like that?”

“B-because you’re the real Tarzan... hehe.”

God, she’s so cute I could die.

That’s when I thought—I wanted to give Seohyun an even more special memory.

She couldn’t appear on social media, but I didn’t care about that.

“Is it okay if I jump into the parade right now? As Tarzan?”

“Y-yes?!”

Ronald was stunned for a second—

but then immediately nodded, eyes lighting up like he’d been waiting for this.

“T-to be honest... I was kinda hoping you’d ask. I, I mean, you’re already dressed as T-Tarzan, and...”

Ronald was practically hyperventilating with excitement.

“O-Oppa, you—you’re really gonna be Tarzan?!”

Seohyun was just as excited, bouncing in place with her breath coming out in little puffs.

How could I say no to such an adorable little sister?

“Seohyun, you can’t say it like that.”

I slowly removed my mask and walked toward the parade.

Apparently, the coordination had already been handled—

the staff all beamed at me as I approached.

Turning my head, I looked back at Seohyun one last time and said:

“The real Tarzan... was always me.”

Parade?

If my little sister wants to see it—

Of course I’m doing it.

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