Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 305: The Sharp-Tongued Second Brother
The seven hikers had been traveling nearby and were unaware of the program "Mountain Patrol Journey," and even more unaware that someone was broadcasting live in the mountains.
However, upon seeing the cameras, one person mocked, "You’re allowed to film, but others aren’t allowed to come and play?"
Han Forester’s expression grew even grimmer.
He could only try to dissuade them, as he couldn’t forcibly make them leave the mountain.
The other hikers urged, "Hurry and find a camping spot, I’m starving. I wonder if there are any fish in the stream here, I want to grill some fish."
Another hiker said, "I want to catch a wild chicken to eat, making beggar’s chicken outdoors sounds great."
They were enthusiastically discussing, while the viewers were boiling with anger.
At this moment, Gu Che, who had been trailing behind, said coldly, "The wild chicken is a nationally protected species. Go ahead and catch one, I’ll report you."
The few of them were startled and turned toward the voice to see Gu Che standing behind the crew.
Among the seven hikers, only two were middle-aged; the remaining five were young and liked surfing social media, especially following trends.
They had come over enthusiastically after seeing a recommendation from an influencer; they were quite interested in entertainment gossip as well.
Now recognizing Gu Che, they disregarded the occasion and rushed over.
A few of the boys pulled out their phones to film videos, eager to start live streaming, while two girls approached Gu Che, faces slightly flushed.
"Ahhh, it’s really Gu Che, I’m a fan, can we get your autograph? Can we take a picture together?"
[...]
[Really speechless]
[Can’t you see Gu Che is rolling his eyes?]
[But if Gu Che gives them a hard time, people might say he’s treating fans poorly, and the fans might feel awkward about it]
[To the previous commenter, you don’t need to speak for us fans; I think Little Che should just harshly scold them awake]
[Thanks, most fans have intelligence, and I don’t want to be represented by people like that]
The two girls moved closer, and Gu Che stepped back a few steps, his expression indifferent, his voice even colder, "I’m working, it’s inconvenient for me to sign autographs or take pictures. Also, I don’t plan on taking pictures with people preparing to break the law."
The two girls immediately looked embarrassed, "We were just joking around, didn’t really plan to catch any wild chickens."
A boy, dissatisfied seeing his girlfriend being turned down, grumbled.
He already didn’t like his girlfriend calling other people ’oppa,’ and seeing Gu Che’s indifferent expression, he mumbled, "Isn’t he just a pretty face? Who knows how he even got famous."
"What did you say?"
The boy was stunned, "Who’s talking?"
Turning his head, he saw a little girl suspended mid-air, looking at him with a shocked expression, snatching away the phone he was filming with.
"Hey, why are you taking my phone?"
Tuanzi, with sharp eyes and quick hands, stopped the recording, confirmed it wasn’t saved, and just as fiercely said, "You recorded without my permission, it makes me really mad!"
The boy sneered, "Who cares if you’re mad?"
Tuanzi glanced at him, then directly threw the phone out.
"What are you doing?"
He rushed to catch his phone.
The phone was caught mid-air by a young man.
Despite wearing a simple work outfit, this man exuded an air of elegance and even made the boy feel inferior.
The boy’s expression grew darker, "Give it back, or I’ll call the police saying you stole it."
Duan Xiayou casually tossed the phone away again.
The boy cursed loudly, rolling up his sleeves to fight, but with a simple flick from Duan Xiayou, the boy flew back.
His face filled with terror.
"Ah, ah, ah!"
At this moment, another force stabilized him from behind.
After finding his balance, he turned to see Tuanzi smiling brightly at him, though he glimpsed a hint of the devil in her smile.
"You, you!"
Tuanzi tossed the phone back to him, "What about us? You started recording first."
After speaking, she glanced at the other two boys recording.
The two immediately stopped recording, showing their phones to indicate no video was saved.
[Hahaha, refreshing]
[This method is pretty good, I didn’t hurt you or your phone, I was just playing catch]
[Isn’t this bullying?]
[Love how empathetic you are, previous commenter, applause /eyeroll.jpg]
Han Forester was trying hard to negotiate with the two middle-aged men, Duan Ling also joined to help.
The two girls were still trying to pester Gu Che.
One pouted, "Aren’t you known for pampering your fans? If you act like this, they’ll be heartbroken."
Goosebumps rose all over Gu Che.
If it were his sister saying this, he’d find it cute. But hearing it from strangers, yikes.
He remained expressionless, "I think real fans wouldn’t want you representing them."
[Hahaha, Che is as sharp-tongued as ever]
[Well said!]
Gu Che then spoke to the camera, "I do pamper my fans, they call me ’the Dean’."
The fans watching were shocked.
[How does he know this]
[Whoa, he must be secretly browsing the chat threads]
[But wasn’t this never mentioned in the threads? We only talked about it in fan groups]
[Could he be lurking in the fan groups?]
[Gu Che, please stay out of your fans’ private lives, thanks!]
Gu Che demonstrated fan-pampering live.
With a cold expression and a swift manner, he seriously fulfilled his ’Dean’ duties, thoroughly admonishing the two girls from head to toe. From cautioning against camping where wild animals roam, to the danger of lighting fires in heavily wooded areas, the perils of eating wild foods, to not casually going out to the wilderness with men.
The seven hikers, five men, two women, just these two young girls.
Gu Che really disliked these two’s behaviors, yet he still offered a few words of advice.
"A boyfriend who’s ready to fight at any moment, do you think he’d protect you or ditch you when trouble arrives?"
The girl’s face turned pale.
"Also, deep in these wild mountains, without cameras or backup, what if someone harbors ill intentions? Who’s going to save you? Your voice? The two of you combined can’t even fight off one person, can you?"
The other girl’s face turned pale as well.
The boys grew immediately dissatisfied.
"You’re a big celebrity, this is slander, I can sue you!"
Upon hearing his brother yelled at, Tuanzi immediately stood out and yelled back.
"He didn’t even mention you, why are you so agitated? My brother was just repeating some public safety advisories, check online if you don’t believe!"
Zhou Xiangshang also shouted, "Yeah, he only mentioned people with bad intentions; there are more people in this mountain than just you, perhaps there are poachers or criminals, chill out, acting guilty only makes you more suspicious!"
The boys were so angry they leaned back, yet couldn’t refute them.
Are kids nowadays this articulate?
