Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 304: Miaomiao: I’m Super Reliable

Many people’s weekends look like this: either they’re in a deep sleep, lying in bed playing with their phones, or just not wanting to get up.

Last night’s show attracted a crowd. People thought the show’s allure wasn’t strong enough to make them get up for the live stream, but while playing with their phones in bed, they still found themselves browsing related news, eventually coming across an exhilarating combat video.

After watching it, they couldn’t help but feel their blood boiling on a chilly morning!

This is just too good, better than current fantasy films!

After all, martial arts films are getting scarce nowadays, and everyone is starting to compare them to fantasy and fairy films. It’s just a shame the latter focuses on spells rather than martial arts—actors only need to make some gestures while the rest relies on special effects.

But even fantasy films should have martial artists!

After watching, everyone was hooked and found their way into the live stream, eagerly anticipating another exciting face-off.

So, on this cold morning, the live stream became a hot topic of discussion.

[I’m so regretful, and angry; I woke up so early, why didn’t I open the live stream?]

[Miaomiao, can we negotiate? Maybe give a heads-up before you spar with your senior brother next time]

[A thousand pleads for the spar]

Those who kept monitoring the live stream felt a sense of superiority, as they were the first ones to witness the ’match of the century’!

’Match of the century’ remained a dramatic term used by netizens, which ’helped’ Tuanzi gain quite a bit of animosity.

Director Chen, seeing the soaring popularity, almost shed tears of joy.

The forestry bureau personnel were also excited, even though these people came to watch Gu Miaomiao on the live stream, they’ve come; so why not listen to some forest preservation knowledge, admire the scenery and fluffy wild animals, and fight against poaching while they’re at it?

If they listen to it often and see it a lot, will they be willing to join the forest protection action?

After joining the forest protection action, will they proactively spread the word to those around them?

The prospects are great, the person in charge sighed.

The guests, however, couldn’t attend to more matters as they hurriedly finished their breakfast and began mountain patrol again.

In order to patrol more mountains, this time the five groups of guests would be split into two major groups, each led by one forester.

The veterinarian and assistant would also follow each group separately.

Upon hearing the arrangement, Chen Wen’s eyes brightened, five groups split into two big groups must mean combinations of twos and threes.

If she could be placed in a group with Gu Che alone, wouldn’t that provide material for marketing accounts?

At this moment, she heard Tuanzi’s soft voice.

"Let’s draw lots to decide, it’s the fairest way."

Chen Wen: "..."

Not discouraged, she believed in her luck.

Soon, the lottery results were announced.

Director Chen: "Mr. Gu, Miaomiao, Mr. Duan, and Xiangshang in one group, the remaining guests in another."

Chen Wen’s smile completely froze.

At this moment, she saw Tuanzi glance at her, then smirked like a hawk that had sneaked a chicken.

Could this child have seen through her intentions?

Chen Wen comforted herself, just a child, probably not.

But as the group headed up the mountain, she suddenly remembered something an artist once said.

"I say, that Gu Miaomiao is quite mysterious. Have you noticed, any artist trying to cause trouble in a variety show she’s part of will inevitably be discovered, and any attempt at hype will be interrupted at the best moment; some even turn over a new leaf. In shows she participates in, there’s no room for trolls, and a batch of trolls has even been sent packing."

Chen Wen subconsciously looked back; Gu Che’s group and Duan Ling’s group were still resting at the original spot. As if sensing her gaze, the adorable little girl Yu Xue raised her head and flashed her a brilliant smile.

She immediately broke into a cold sweat.

"What are you looking at?"

Gu Che followed his younger sister’s gaze but only saw Chen Wen’s hurried, flustered back.

"Nothing," Tuanzi said with a cheeky grin, rubbing her face, "We’re starting the mountain patrol, and if there are poachers again, I’ll catch them all!"

"Hmm, I believe in you."

However, they didn’t encounter any poachers or animals needing rescue; it was smooth sailing all the way.

Yet, this time, the viewers weren’t bored.

Because—Tuanzi would fly with them!

To prevent the audience from getting bored and also to indulge, Tuanzi would occasionally fly up to trees to gaze around or shuffle from branch to branch for a distance, then sit on the trunk swinging her little legs waiting for the group to catch up.

During these times, she would wear the motion-stabilizing sports camera Director Chen prepared specially for her.

Only half a year older than her, Zhou Xiangshang looked on with envy and shyly asked, "Miaomiao, could you fly me once?"

After finishing, she hesitated. "Forget it, pretend I didn’t ask. I’m too heavy; it’d tire you out."

Plus, she was half a head taller than the younger sister.

"No problem, I can hug you while flying."

Tuanzi giggled and moved closer. "If it’s an adult, I can only carry them; but if it’s peers, I can embrace them."

She cheerily flew with the young lady for a distance.

[Ugh, suddenly I wish to be Zhou Xiangshang]

[Previously, I only wanted Miaomiao to fly a few more times so we could experience a flying perspective. But now, I’m not satisfied!]

[Speaking of which, Xiangshang is a really weird name]

[It’s not weird at all; Duan Ling once explained that she believes in volleyball you must constantly look up, don’t let the ball fall on your side. Life is the same, you must look up and strive, so she named her daughter this]

[I don’t care about that; I just want to ask, Xiangshang, was flying fun?]

The two little girls landed on a treetop.

Tuanzi turned to look at Zhou Xiangshang, her sports camera pointed at her.

She saw the five-and-a-half-year-old little girl’s cheeks flushed.

"Miaomiao, that was so much fun! I felt like a little bird, flying freely. Wow, thank you!"

She jumped up to hug Gu Miaomiao, but forgot she was still on the tree, and her body began falling.

Tuanzi quickly grabbed her and pulled her back onto the tree.

Zhou Xiangshang hugged her in a panic, "Sorry, I got too excited."

Tuanzi chuckled as the soft, fragrant young lady hugged her.

"It’s okay, okay! With Miaomiao here, you won’t get hurt."

Zhou Xiangshang looked at her with a flushed face, her eyes shining brightly.

[Miaomiao, so reliable Tuanzi]

[So, can the country send me a sister like her?]

Going downhill, only this group encountered an emergency.

They met a group of seven hikers, who, after admiring the mountain scenery, planned to camp overnight in the mountains.

Han Forester had to persuade them.

"The mountain is very dangerous after dark, there are black bears, clouded leopards, wild boars. If you accidentally run into them, you’ll have no chance to escape."

Several hikers didn’t take it seriously.

"In general, wild animals would avoid people, right? Besides, I saw some influencers on a certain platform saying they camped here and didn’t encounter them. The probability is low; we wouldn’t be that unlucky."

Han Forester continued to admonish sincerely: "The mountain gets very cold after dark, and the clothes you brought aren’t sufficient."

One hiker dismayed: "Can’t we just start a fire to keep warm?"

The faces of the forester and the guests didn’t look good, even the viewers were enraged.

[Starting a fire for warmth? What if there’s a fire disaster?]

[This mountain is all forest, if a fire breaks out, and with a breeze, the animals on the mountain would be doomed, and firefighters would have to risk their lives to put it out]

[You’re enjoying yourselves, but others are losing their lives!]