Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 381 - 367: The Strongest Routine in History! The ’Innocent’ Little Girl
[ "Sorry for the wait, guest!" Just as Kazuma was face-down on the table, questioning his life choices, the female elf waitress brought a drink and placed it before him.
Then, she turned to look at Darkness, handing over a complimentary item with a smile: "For the guest of the Eris Cult, this is a gift from our shop."
As the elf waitress spoke, she placed a dog bowl containing a bone at Darkness’s feet. Wearing a beaming expression, she bowed politely and turned to leave.
"Please enjoy—"
Darkness’s face flushed red, her body trembling slightly: "Hey, Kazuma! Let’s all live in this town together." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, this is killing me. This elf sister isn’t normal either. I regret thinking they had finally met a normal elf."
"Pffft... I really can’t hold it back, haha... handing over dog food with such a serious face. This waitress is surprisingly polite about it."
That dog bowl and bone... it was truly hard for people from other worlds to keep a straight face, and they burst into laughter. The sectarian struggle was actually this brutal!
Using the best attitude and the most polite tone to do the most insulting thing—it was simply top-tier!
The key was Darkness, who could actually feel pleasure from this. She was completely beyond saving in this lifetime.
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〜Dungeon Meshi World〜
"See, look, our Elf race is still the most reliable. Look at this attitude, so polite... ly... uh."
Marcille’s words of praise to her companions grew quieter and quieter, losing all confidence.
Then Marcille fell silent... She wondered if anyone would believe her if she said that the waitress wasn’t actually an Elf at this point.
Chilchuck, with cold sweat running down his face, pointed at the dog bowl with the bone:
"I’ll admit the attitude is good, but do you think that’s polite?!"
The attitude was indeed good, 9/10, smiling service throughout—it was just that the item itself was more or less an insult.
Laios tried to defend the elf, though his confidence was lacking:
"At least she didn’t spit on them like the others. That counts as being quite polite... right?"
"Why are you using a question mark too!"
After Marcille finished her retort, her eyes looked a bit hollow:
"I’m sorry, I was wrong! I shouldn’t have believed there would be normal people in that other world."
Especially in the headquarters of the Axis Cult that worships Aqua. After all, anyone who can be tricked into joining that sect is a fool; how normal could they be?
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[ Next, on their way back to the inn, the two saw a little girl of about 10 years old accidentally trip over a stone and fall in front of them.
"Are you okay!" Kazuma and Darkness hurried to help the little girl up, taking out a handkerchief to gently wipe the wound: "It’s just a scrape!"
The little girl endured the pain but still managed a strong, cute smile: "Thank you, big brother, big sister!"
Looking at the girl’s innocent smile, Kazuma’s heart was instantly healed. He didn’t expect that in this town overflowing with bizarre cults, there would still be a flower-like young girl like this.
"I’m fine now, thank you! Kind big brother, please tell me your name."
Seeing this smile full of childhood innocence, Kazuma replied very gently: "I’m Kazuma, Satou Kazuma! The scary sister next to me is called Darkness." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"In this city full of schemes, it turns out only children can have this kind of pure smile, untainted by the mire."
"A normal person... just a normal child! I never imagined the day would come when I’d feel thrilled simply by seeing an ordinary kid."
Looking at the little girl’s innocent smile, people from other worlds felt as if they were being healed. Indeed, children are the treasures of the world!
To think that in this sick other world, one could still see such a pure and lovely smile.
It was like a lotus flower born in a pile of sludge, emerging unstained! The fact that she hadn’t been tricked by the Axis Cult was practically a miracle!
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[ "Ahaha!" Hearing Kazuma’s rather interesting introduction, the little girl and Kazuma smiled at each other in what seemed like a very harmonious moment.
"How do you write ’Satou Kazuma’? Can you show me, big brother?" The little girl, with an innocent face, took out a piece of paper and a pen and handed them to Kazuma.
"Sure, my name is..." Kazuma smiled as he took the paper and pen. Just as he was about to write his name, he saw clearly—the words written on the paper were an application form for the Axis Cult!
Kazuma looked at the girl’s innocent face as large beads of sweat began to roll down his forehead. The hand holding the pen trembled, and then he suddenly ripped the paper in half: "DAMN IT ALL!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"That’s terrifying! At this final hurdle, I actually didn’t hold out. I almost joined the cult."
"Schemes... It’s still schemes! Who would have thought a little girl would use her own advantages to innocently trick you into joining!"
Hahahaha... this is hilarious! Everyone expressed that they could laugh at this for a whole day. It was too ruthless. This move by the loli was probably the strongest scheme they had seen yet.
There are no normal people in this city. Even a passing dog would probably bark at you twice—don’t misunderstand... It’s not cursing at you! It just wants you to join the cult!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Sigh... you can’t let your guard down!"
Emiya Shirou couldn’t help but cover his face. Obviously, if it had been him just now, he would have fallen for it 100%! After all, who would think a little girl could have any bad intentions?
Illya was stunned:
"I was wrong. To think I actually thought she was an innocent little girl was my biggest mistake..."
This city is truly terrifying, a scheme at every step. Although Aqua is an idiot, these followers are much smarter than their goddess!
Even the little girls aren’t simple. If you relax even slightly, you’ll be played. To trick people into joining, is there any method they haven’t thought of?
"Heh... hahaha... ha... I can’t take it! I’m dying here... help me.. I’m dying....."
Only Tohsaka Rin was still laughing on the side; to be precise, she hadn’t stopped at all.
She thought she had seen all the tactics of the Axis Cult, but she didn’t expect there to be even more powerful ones. With such deep schemes, who could withstand it!
〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Natsuki Subaru swallowed hard in fear:
"Even kids that small are starting to proselytize, DAMN!!!"
Kazuma, fellow countryman, your other world is way too terrifying. So sinister... what’s hidden behind that innocent face is hell!
It’s still traps, still schemes! Is this city really not made up of some large-scale fraud syndicate? They encountered five different scamming methods just by taking a walk!
Emilia subconsciously took a step back, her expression shifting:
"The Axis Cult is truly terrifying."
At an age where one barely knows a few words, they can already run around tricking people into joining. Scary... too scary!
〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"In this city, you can’t even trust a single brick!"
Looking at Kazuma, who was almost tricked, Shokuhou Misaki patted her own "huge heart" with some lingering fear.
That brick was probably a veteran actor. It’s hard to imagine how many people that one move has tricked!
Everyone in this city is an Oscar-winning actor, debuting at their peak at such a young age! The face of an angel, the heart of a devil... if you’re caught off guard, you really will fall for it!
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[ The Axis Cult is a very niche religion in places outside of this town, but its presence is incredibly strong!
Some even say that if you run into bandits while traveling, just saying you are an Axis Cult member can scare them off!
Even the Demon King’s Army is unwilling to approach Axis Cult members... But Kazuma, who had reached his limit, stormed directly into the Axis Cult’s main cathedral.
"Hey! Have the person in charge come out, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind!"
Inside the cathedral, a female follower walked toward Kazuma, the distance between them closing: "Oh my, what’s the matter? Are you here to join? Or for a baptism? Or perhaps... do you want me?"
Looking at the face so close to his and hearing those suggestive words, Kazuma felt a bit shy: "I... I mean..."
Seeing the shy Kazuma, the female follower began to laugh playfully: "I was just joking. How could you take it seriously? Is there something wrong with your head?"
Kazuma subconsciously clenched his fists, trying hard to restrain his impulse. What should he do? He really wanted to punch her!
Kazuma was about to be driven insane by this group of idiots from the Axis Cult. He had intended to reason with the Archbishop here, but he had come in vain.
"Then have a Mage and an Archpriest been here!?"
"Ah, those two..." The female follower pointed to a corner. Megumin was clutching her staff, shivering there, nearly driven mad.
"Speaking of which, over there, your companion is being pelted with stones by children." The female follower pointed toward Darkness in the courtyard. Because she was an Eris follower, she was currently being bullied by the children.
Kazuma could only pretend to shout and rush over. After chasing the children away...
Darkness praised with a flushed face: "The women and children here are wonderful in so many ways!"
"Hide that Eris cult charm of yours! You’re wearing it around your neck on purpose, aren’t you!"
"I refuse!" Darkness refused immediately without even thinking. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, she played Kazuma right from the start. As expected of the trash goddess’s followers, trashy as always."
"The Axis Cult, whose mere name scares the Demon King’s Army away... in a sense, they are truly impressive!"
One person is fine, but a syndicate is what’s terrifying. When an entire city is like this, it’s called hell!
And this city is undoubtedly hell. Look at how scared poor Megumin is. She can only hide in the corner and isolate herself.
As for Darkness being bullied by children? Everyone was already used to it. This pervert’s performance was as stable as ever.
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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Don’t worry, Megumin! We will definitely never go to that idiotic city again."
Looking at the pale-faced Megumin, Kazuma thought she was traumatized and patted her shoulder, offering gentle comfort.
Megumin gave a somewhat stiff smile:
"Is that so... then thank you very much, Kazuma!"
Her heart was actually crumbling. What goes around comes around; heaven spares no one. This was truly a self-inflicted disaster.
She was the one who taught them these schemes when she first came here. Now they were being used on her! You could say they were all students she had personally trained...
But since she dug the pit herself, even if she died falling into it, she had to stay in there! She absolutely could not let anyone know that she was the one who taught them.
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