Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 382 - 368: Genuine "Atonement," Holding Aqua
[ Finally, Kazuma found Aqua in the church’s confessional. Unexpectedly, this useless goddess was actually playing the role of a priest here, and pretending not to know him.
"Hey! You’re the High Priest worshipped by the people of this town, right? As long as you give instructions to the believers, it can be solved immediately! Make those guys have some self-respect!"
Watching Aqua, who was completely immersed in her role, Kazuma was utterly speechless and unimpressed. Instead of managing your believers properly, you ran here to play RPGs.
Aqua fell silent for a moment, then pretended not to hear and said to herself, "It seems you have nothing left to confess. Then I will continue to wait for the next lost lamb... Okay, you can click ’leave’ now."
Kazuma was stunned. Why couldn’t Aqua understand human speech? ... "Hey, what are you saying! I’m telling you to come out of the room!"
Aqua stopped pretending, dropped the dignified goddess persona she was maintaining, and started throwing a tantrum to chase him away: "Hurry up and get out! People who have finished confessing should leave quickly! Hmph!"
Kazuma sat back on the chair, assumed the same pose as Commander Ikari, lowered his voice, and pretended to be deeply reflecting.
"Actually... I have something to confess..."
Aqua immediately became cheerful: "Let me hear it, let me hear it! Speak your sins and repent properly. ~"
"Is it about how you’re interested in the Crusaders’ dirty laundry? Or is it about how you want to bury your nose in the Archwizard’s black hair and sniff to your heart’s content? Or is it about having improper thoughts about a beautiful and noble priestess?" ]
[ .....] 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hehe, after being ravaged by the Axis Cult’s tricks, I suddenly realized this idiot goddess counts as quite normal."
"Tsk tsk, I feel tired for Kazuma. None of his teammates is worry-free. One is autistic, one is crazy, and there’s this silly goddess throwing a tantrum in front of him."
Although this goddess is a bit scummy and easily influenced by the atmosphere, she is really easy to coax; she became happy again in an instant.
Just looking at Kazuma’s deep appearance, everyone immediately knew this brutish hero was about to show off his skills! When it comes to manipulating teammates, no one is better than him.
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〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"Yare yare, this idiot goddess seems to have said something incredible!"
Akihisa’s eyes instantly became sharp; he just wanted to hear the details.
As the leader of the FFF Inquisition, Ryo Sugawa burst into tears. Clearly surrounded by three beautiful girls, yet interested in a Crusader’s dirty laundry... What brutish behavior!
"GENERAL!!"
The members shouted excitedly. They unanimously agreed that such an abstract Kazuma was simply a model for men.
Watching Akihisa blend in seamlessly and shouting, Hideyoshi sighed:
"The point is, why does Aqua know this so clearly?"
Even though they don’t sleep in the same stables anymore, she knows all of Kazuma’s crappy business clearly. But some things are better left unsaid!
Knowing is one thing, but daring to say it to his face at a time like this... isn’t she afraid of getting beaten up? As expected of the idiot goddess.
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[ After hearing Aqua blurt out those embarrassing things, although Kazuma wanted to punch this retard, he had no choice but to play along and confess his crimes to Aqua.
"I accidentally broke my priest partner’s most important, special cup used for banquets."
"Wha..." Aqua’s expression became a bit stiff.
"Also, because she proudly said she got a bottle of good wine, I secretly tasted it!"
"It tasted better than I imagined, and I accidentally drank it all. I thought she wouldn’t understand the taste anyway, so I secretly replaced it with a cheap bottle."
Aqua’s pupils instantly quaked, and the panic on her face was visible to the naked eye:
"Neee, Kazuma, what are you saying!?"
Kazuma ignored Aqua and continued in a low voice: "Because that priest is always causing problems, before coming to this town, I posted a recruitment notice for Eris Cult priest partners on the guild’s bulletin board!"
Aqua’s defenses were completely broken. She pushed open the partition, grabbed Kazuma, and cried incessantly: "You APOSTATE!!"
Fortunately, Kazuma was just joking. Except for the last thing being false, everything else was true! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, Kazuma is the one confessing, but Aqua is the one breaking down. Is it because Aqua got cocky, or Kazuma can’t hold his blade anymore?"
"I’m dying of laughter, masters trading blows and taking each other down in the process. Face it, Aqua, you can’t outplay him; Kazuma’s rank is just too high."
It’s simply striking at the heart. The main selling point is sincere repentance. Kazuma really is a Noble Phantasm specifically for Aqua; the first move made this idiot goddess break down.
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〜OVERLORD World〜
"Speaking of which... just how much does this goddess like alcohol? Just call her the Goddess of Wine."
The Bone King was stunned. This is just a middle-aged man in a goddess’ skin, right?
And if he remembered correctly, any liquid Aqua that touches gets purified. Like how Kazuma’s black tea was turned into hot water before...
Then what’s the point of her collecting these high-end wines? Doesn’t it just taste like purified water in her mouth?
"So when Kazuma replaced her high-end wine with cheap wine, Aqua, that idiot, very likely didn’t notice..."
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[ At this moment, another confessor arrived. Although he had believed in the Goddess Aqua for a long time, but...
"Those full breasts in the portrait of the Goddess Eris, that thing has been tempting me! Those are the devil’s breasts. Please forgive me for accidentally being tempted by another goddess."
Wearing an extremely serious expression, Aqua spoke gently in a very solemn tone:
"Please rest assured, God will forgive everything."
"The doctrine of the Axis Cult allows everything. Whether you are a lolicon, a NEET, or a beast-girl enthusiast, except for the undead and demons, as long as you have love and do not break the law, everything is forgiven!"
The uncle, confessing, was instantly moved to tears, and even his voice trembled.
Aqua pressed the advantage, telling the uncle a sacred spell that would prevent him from being confused by demons: "Eris pads her chest... If you are tempted in the future, please remember this phrase."
The uncle, having learned the spell, instantly sobered up. After thanking her, he left.
Kazuma, who witnessed the whole process, was dumbfounded: "Belittling your junior goddess, as a goddess yourself, is this really okay!?"
Aqua turned her head to look at Kazuma: "For a god, the number of believers and the nature of their faith are extremely important! That directly converts into divine power."
"Although my believers are few, their faith is extremely intense! To protect those cute believers, I am willing to do anything." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"If Aqua’s statue is a fake, then the Goddess Eris isn’t much different. It’s basically the same thing either way.
"The Axis Cult doctrine... It’s over, I’ve become an Axis Cultist. I know I’m being scammed, but I still want to join."
Good lord, saying that Goddess Eris pads her chest... Just how scummy are you, Aqua! This is absolutely bullying, bullying from the divine realm.
As for the cute believers... Everyone in the other worlds had black lines on their faces. You call the Axis Cult, who forced the Demon King’s army to stay away, "cute"?
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"Faith directly converts into divine power..."
Ishtar was a bit stunned:
"So, the faith of a single city provides stronger divine power than the faith of a whole country?"
The Eris Cult is the state religion after all. Can the faith of just this city make Aqua this strong?
Sage King Gilgamesh looked at Ishtar like she was an idiot:
"Are you stupid? For a Goddess of Water, theoretically, she can’t have few believers."
Merlin nodded upon hearing this:
"In this world, although Aqua has few believers, they are all saints! This is a city of saints."
When Kazuma was walking around, he had already truly felt the faith of this city. Basically, those who want to join the Aqua sect are all fanatics.
Not many believers, but the purity is extremely high. They are all a bunch of lunatics.
How could the faith not be strong?
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