I Shall Cuck Everyone-Chapter 479: My Snakey Wives Are Suspecting Me

When Alphonso and I finally returned to Earth, the first thing we planned to do was to go our separate ways.

Honestly, it felt a little strange. We had spent so much time hopping from planet to planet that Earth suddenly felt... strange.

Alphonso stretched his arms like someone who had just finished a long vacation.

"Man... I almost forgot what normal gravity feels like," he said.

"Don’t act like we were gone for ten years," I replied.

"Still counts," he shrugged.

We stood outside the teleport facility for a while, watching people walk around like nothing unusual was happening. Just humans minding their business.

Alphonso suddenly turned to me.

"So this is it, huh?" he said.

"Looks like it."

He rubbed the back of his head.

"Well... I’ll start selling my stuff here on Earth. Houses, cars, whatever I’ve got left," he said. "After that, I’ll head back to Vampiro."

I nodded.

That was part of the deal we made a long time ago.

If things worked out, we’d both move operations to Vampiro. Alphonso looked surprisingly serious for once.

"I’ll fulfill my part of the deal," he said. "You already did more than enough."

"Just don’t screw it up," I replied.

"Heh. Says the guy who just toured half the galaxy banging alien chicks."

"Business trips," I corrected.

"Yeah, yeah," he waved his hand.

We both knew that was bullshit anyways, fufu.

He stepped forward and gave me a quick handshake.

"Well, partner... see you soon."

"Try not to die," I said.

"No promises."

And just like that, Alphonso walked off.

Sigh...

Knowing him, he would probably get distracted ten different times before actually finishing his tasks.

Still, he’d get it done eventually.

As for me, I had something more important to deal with.

I headed straight back home.

When my car pulled up to the mansion, the gates opened automatically.

The place looked the same as always—big, quiet, and expensive. The kind of place that made people wonder how someone my age managed to afford it.

If they only knew.

I stepped out and walked inside.

The house was quiet. Too quiet. Which usually meant everyone was resting... or someone was waiting to ambush me.

I decided not to overthink it.

I took off my shoes and quietly walked through the hallway, trying not to make any noise.

My plan was simple.

Sneak into my room.

Sleep.

Deal with everything tomorrow.

Easy.

At least, that was the plan.

I slowly opened my bedroom door.

The moment I stepped inside, I immediately felt something was wrong.

Then I saw it.

Zamira was lying on the bed.

Her red eyes were glowing in the dark as she stared directly at me.

Well, shit.

She was clearly awake.

And judging by the way she was staring at me, she had been waiting patiently.

"Good evening, husband," she said calmly.

I stood there for a moment.

"Hey."

Zamira slowly sat up on the bed, crossing her legs.

"So," she said. "What have you been up to?"

"Business," I answered immediately.

Technically not a lie. Just... not the full truth.

Her eyes narrowed slightly.

"Business?" she repeated.

"Yep."

She stared at me for a few seconds.

Then she sighed.

"Jake... do you really think I am that easy to fool?"

"I have no idea what you’re talking about."

"Misty told me something interesting," Zamira said.

My brain immediately paused. Oh no.

"What did she say?" I asked carefully.

Zamira leaned forward slightly.

"She said she overheard you and Alphonso talking."

"Talking about what?"

"About how you two were having sex with different races during your travels."

Silence.

I blinked once. Then twice.

"That’s ridiculous," I said, waving it off.

"Is it?"

"Absolutely," I said, crossing my arms.

"Just because we visited other planets doesn’t mean we were doing that kind of stuff."

Technically speaking... that statement had some wiggle room.

Zamira didn’t look convinced.

Not even a little.

Before she could say anything else, the bedroom door suddenly opened.

Both of us turned and Misty walked into the room. And the moment I saw her, I knew I was screwed.

She looked completely calm with a grin on her face as if she’s been waiting for this day..

"Oh good," Misty said. "You’re back."

"Hey."

She walked further into the room.

"I was just telling Zamira about the conversation I overheard."

Zamira looked at her.

"Tell him again," she said.

Misty nodded.

"I heard you and Alphonso talking before you left," she said.

"About what exactly?"

"You were talking about visiting different brothels," she said casually.

Well...There it is.

Zamira slowly turned her head toward me.

"Brothels?"

I immediately raised my hands.

"Okay, hold on—"

Before I could finish speaking, Zamira suddenly lunged forward.

The next thing I knew, she tackled me onto the bed.

"Hey—!"

She pinned me down easily. Her raw strength was seriously unfair and isn’t something I could currently contend with without using my blood powers.

"When will you stop being such a pervert?" she asked.

"I’m not—"

"You have multiple wives already!" she continued.

"Okay, that’s true, but—"

"And yet you still go around visiting alien brothels!"

"That wasn’t the case!"

Zamira leaned closer.

"Then explain."

Sigh...

There was no point trying to lie anymore.

I looked over at Misty. Then back at Zamira.

"Alright," I said. "I’ll explain."

But Zamira didn’t move.

"That trip wasn’t really my idea," I said. "Alphonso wanted to go exploring, and I owed him a favor."

Misty crossed her arms.

"A favor?"

"Yeah. We had a deal," I explained. "I promised I’d go with him for one last trip."

Zamira’s expression softened slightly.

"Just a promise?"

"Exactly."

I shrugged as much as I could while being pinned down.

"I didn’t even want to go at first."

"That sounds unlikely for a pervert like you," Misty said.

"Hey, I have responsibilities too," I replied.

Zamira stared at me for a few seconds. Then sighed as she finally released me.

I sat up and fixed my shirt.

"Look," I continued. "The trip is over now. Alphonso is handling his own stuff, and I came straight back here."

Misty and Zamira exchanged a glance. Then Zamira sighed again.

"It is not that we forbid you from doing things," she said.

Misty nodded.

"We just wanted to remind you of something."

"And what’s that?" I asked.

Zamira crossed her arms.

"You have far more important things to handle. Such as our relocation to Vampiro," Misty answered.

That’s right.

Zamira looked directly at me.

"If you want to run around the galaxy doing whatever you want, fine," she said.

"But first you must move us all back to Vampiro."

Misty nodded again.

"That was the plan we all agreed on from the beginning."

I rubbed the back of my neck.

They weren’t wrong. Relocating everyone was a huge step, and I had been putting it off for a while.

Zamira continued.

"Once that is done, you may go on as many ’business trips’ as you want."

Misty smirked slightly.

"But until then... focus."

I leaned back on the bed.

Sigh...Yeah, they had a point. Looks like my little adventures were officially on pause. At least until I moved my entire household to Vampiro.