I am really not a medical immortal.-Chapter 1377 - 1376: Different Kinds of Tenderness
"Everyone shut up!" Zhang Xiaohao snorted coldly.
The previously noisy scene instantly quieted down with Zhang Xiaohao’s words.
"Listen up, the thing inside you is called the Life and Death Talisman. No one can undo it except me! Moreover, it acts up once a month, and without my antidote, you’d rather be dead than alive! It feels like being cut with a knife. I’m sure you’ve already experienced that kind of pain just now." Zhang Xiaohao said with a cold laugh.
"Spare us, Big Brother! We know we were wrong." Brother Dog and the group pleaded.
"Spare you? You’re thinking too much. However, as long as you do the tasks I assign you, I can give you the antidote once a month." Zhang Xiaohao said.
"You just say it, Big Brother! No matter what, even if we have to scale mountains of knives or plunge into boiling oil, we won’t flinch!" Brother Dog said.
"I don’t need you to scale mountains of knives or plunge into boiling oil. Just remember one thing: protect Li Jingru and the others, and don’t let them suffer any grievance! If annoying flies come near them, slap them dead! As long as you do this, the Life and Death Talisman inside you won’t act up." Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Ah! Is this true, Big Brother?" Brother Dog and the others asked excitedly.
"Nonsense! With my ability, is there any need for me to lie to you? Besides, what do you have that’s worth deceiving?" Zhang Xiaohao said disdainfully.
"You’re right, Big Brother! We promise that no one will ever bully the sisters-in-law again!" Brother Dog and the group patted their chests and said.
"Scram!" Zhang Xiaohao shouted coldly.
"Yes, yes, yes! We’ll get out of here!" Brother Dog and the others said.
With that said, the group rolled downstairs.
Very soon, they were nowhere to be seen.
Downstairs.
Brother Dog and his group, with clenched fists, stared menacingly at Qian Youmin.
"B-Brother Dog, what are you doing? We’re on the same side!" Qian Youmin said in terror.
"Same side? Yeah, we are indeed on the same side! Come on, hit him for me, hit him hard! Beat him to death! If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be in this situation! If it weren’t for you, how would I have gotten that damn Life and Death Talisman?" Brother Dog cursed angrily.
Saying that, he was the first to rush forward.
Bang bang bang...
Suddenly, wails like a slaughtered pig came from Qian Youmin’s mouth.
Ten minutes later.
Brother Dog and the others, satisfied, left the scene.
"Why the hell am I so unlucky? All I wanted was to flirt a bit, does it have to be this harsh?" Qian Youmin said with a bitter face.
Thinking about the Life and Death Talisman inside him, Qian Youmin felt like dying.
Dragging his injured body, Qian Youmin walked towards his luxury car.
The moment he was a hundred meters away, his beloved car erupted in a shoot of sparks.
Boom!
The whole luxury car turned into a brilliant display of fireworks.
"Ah! No! This is the car I begged my old man to buy for three whole years..." Qian Youmin yelled in despair.
Blame it on his arrogance; just now, he threw a cigarette butt at Zhang Xiaohao, who snapped, and the butt went into the car’s exhaust.
If he hadn’t thrown the cigarette, this scene wouldn’t have played out.
In the mysterious workings of fate, every action has consequences.
Upstairs.
Zhang Xiaohao extinguished his cigarette and tossed it into the trash can.
The cold smile disappeared, replaced by a warm one.
Opening the door, Zhang Xiaohao walked inside.
Bang!
The door closed.
"Brother Hao, you know, I was so scared seeing so many of them back there."
"Brother Xiaohao!"
Seeing Zhang Xiaohao enter, Li Jingru and Ning’er spoke excitedly.
"Just a bunch of thugs, nothing to be afraid of! Luckily, all the trouble is solved now, and no one will bother you anymore." Zhang Xiaohao said with a smile.
"Yes, thank you, Brother Hao!" Li Jingru said sweetly.
"I’ll go take a shower first. Once I’m done, we’ll eat." Zhang Xiaohao said with a smile.
With that, he headed to the bathroom.
"Tangtang, go do your homework in the study! Little Aunt will call you out for dinner later." Li Jingru instructed.
"Ok." Tangtang nodded obediently.
Turning, she went into the study.
"Brother Hao, I’ll help you!"
"Brother Xiaohao, I’ll help too!"
Li Jingru and Ning’er said with blushing faces.
With that, the two women exchanged a glance, seeing a hint of shyness in each other’s eyes, then headed to the bathroom with their heads down.
"Hehehe!" Zhang Xiaohao chuckled smugly.
In the bathroom.
Clothes fluttered, and the sound of water splashing began.
Along with it, a beautiful heavenly melody arose.
The battle broke out, with various powerful attacks executed one after another by Zhang Xiaohao’s hands, directed fiercely at the two women.
Though the space was small, Zhang Xiaohao was overwhelmingly powerful.
With a variety of tricks akin to magic, one bashful move after another was skillfully performed.
At first, Li Jingru and Ning’er were a bit reserved, but in the end, the two women were completely open and relaxed.
Two hours later.
Zhang Xiaohao walked out of the bathroom, content and lazy, sitting on the sofa, smoking a Panda cigarette, feeling extremely pleased.
Li Jingru and Ning’er both had gentle, ladylike temperaments.
Li Jingru, a former stewardess, perfectly showcased beauty with her long legs.
Ning’er was different, but charming in her youthful vitality and endearing quality as a school beauty.
Comparing the two, each excelled in her way.
Remembering the wonderful battle, Zhang Xiaohao chuckled secretly.
Hearing the sound of water from the bathroom, Zhang Xiaohao extinguished his cigarette, got up from the sofa, and walked to the kitchen.
With a flick of his hand, he took out some thousand-year-old turtle demon meat, and holding the Fish Intestine Sword in his right hand, began to chop.
Swish swish swish!!!
Silver lights flashed, and all the turtle meat was sliced into evenly thin pieces by Zhang Xiaohao.
Storing the Fish Intestine Sword, Zhang Xiaohao found a basin, placed the turtle meat inside, and began washing it.
Three minutes later.
Zhang Xiaohao took some thousand-year-old turtle meat, placed it in a hot pot, stored the remaining meat in the fridge, added his special spices, and started cooking the turtle meat hot pot.
Half an hour later.
Zhang Xiaohao turned off the heat, looking at the now-cooked thousand-year-old turtle meat, he carried it outside.
Click!
At that moment, the bathroom door opened, and Li Jingru and Ning’er, faces flushed, walked out of the bathroom.
"Brother Hao, did you cook?"
"Brother Xiaohao, men shouldn’t be cooking; that’s our job as women."
Li Jingru and Ning’er said.





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