I am really not a medical immortal.-Chapter 1376 - 1375: Inventing the Life and Death Talisman (Fourth Update!)
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaohao snapped coldly.
Terrified by Zhang Xiaohao’s sudden bark, Qian Youmin quickly shut his mouth, fearing that Zhang Xiaohao might start landing punches and kicks on him again.
Ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye.
Thump thump thump...
A flurry of hurried footsteps sounded, echoing frantically from upstairs.
Soon after, a group of seven or eight guys with dyed yellow hair, dressed like outliers, and exuding a sinister air, rushed up from downstairs.
Leading the pack was a red-haired fellow, as skinny as a lamppost, looking like a light breeze could easily knock him over.
"Damn! Qian Youmin, you’re fucking useless, aren’t you? I told you to mention my name and you wouldn’t have gotten beaten up. Are you fucking stupid? Why didn’t you say my name?" Brother Dog cursed angrily.
"Brother Dog, save me!" Seeing the red-haired man appear, Qian Youmin shouted excitedly and quickly rushed over to him.
Bang!
Brother Dog kicked him away, sending him sprawling on the ground.
"Damn! I don’t mess around with rabbits. Stay away from me!" Brother Dog swore.
"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Dog is right to chastise me." Qian Youmin climbed up from the ground, smiling apologetically.
He walked up to Brother Dog in a placating manner.
"Brother Dog, your name didn’t work! I mentioned your name three times, but this brat is just too arrogant and didn’t respect you at all. Each time I mentioned your name, he hit me again!" Qian Youmin explained.
"Damn! Such audacity, not giving face to Brother Dog. You little punk, do you not want to live anymore?" Brother Dog cursed angrily.
Bang!
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaohao’s right foot smashed into his head, knocking him to the ground.
"Watch your mouth, don’t go around talking crap," Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Damn! Little punk, how dare you sneak attack me. Tonight I’ll make sure to teach you a lesson! What the hell are you guys waiting for? Get him!" Brother Dog roared furiously.
"How dare you sneak attack Brother Dog, die you stinking kid!" the group of yellow-haired punks shouted angrily.
One by one, they retrieved the baseball bats they had prepared, gripping them with both hands, and charged at Zhang Xiaohao with a fierce wind.
Seven baseball bats whooshed through the air with a violent wind, smashing downwards fiercely.
"Heh heh! Getting angry out of shame now? Trying to bully with numbers?" Zhang Xiaohao said.
Pushing off with one foot, he leaped into the air, and his right foot, carrying a gust of wind, swept forcefully ahead.
Bang bang bang...
A series of explosive sounds echoed.
The baseball bats that came crashing down were kicked apart by Zhang Xiaohao in a single move.
Right after, Zhang Xiaohao’s toes fiercely kicked at their chins, sending them flying backward.
Puchi...
One by one, as they flew backward, felt a sweetness in their chests, and their front teeth spewed out from their mouths.
Bang bang bang!!!
After a few seconds, they slammed into the ground one after another, piling up like a human pyramid.
"Your turn," Zhang Xiaohao said with a cold laugh.
"Ah! You, you stop right there!" Seeing Zhang Xiaohao approaching, Brother Dog said in a frantic tone.
As Zhang Xiaohao got closer, Brother Dog waved his hands and yelled low.
"My Left Azure Dragon, Right White Tiger! Mid Qilin, Rear Xuanwu..."
As he spoke, his hands moved in coordination.
Like watching a monkey, Zhang Xiaohao stopped a step away from him, watching his performance with amusement. 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
"Heaven above, Earth below, Universe newly split, Chaos initially opened... Legend had it, there was a man named Pangu who wielded a great axe and did it to the sky! Later, there was someone named Hou Yi who shot the moon with an arrow... Three years ago, there was a monkey named Great Sage Equalling Heaven, who incensed, exploded the Queen Mother’s daisy with a stick..."
"Huff!" Zhang Xiaohao lazily exhaled a puff of smoke into his face.
With arms crossed, he said playfully, "It’s been half an hour, aren’t you tired of singing? Want to take a break and have a smoke?"
"Alright!" Brother Dog said instinctively.
Having not even graduated from primary school, being able to say so much at once was already beyond his wildest dreams, filled with the good fortune accumulated over eight generations. Hearing Zhang Xiaohao’s words, he nodded instinctively.
Just after saying that, Brother Dog suddenly realized.
"Ah! You, you don’t come over! I’m about to unleash my power, and I’m very tough! Once I unleash my power, even ten bulls wouldn’t stand a chance against a slap from me!" Brother Dog said weakly.
Bang!
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaohao’s right fist struck out, punching him in the face and knocking him to the ground.
"You really think you’re the big senior brother, huh? Still a stone monkey, my ass!" Zhang Xiaohao quipped.
Smoking a panda, his eyes looked coldly at the group before him.
Thud!
Facing Zhang Xiaohao’s cold and indifferent gaze, Qian Youmin was so terrified he wet his pants, falling to his knees before Zhang Xiaohao.
"I, I was wrong! Please, just let out a fart and spare me!" Qian Youmin pleaded.
"Heh heh!" Zhang Xiaohao chuckled coldly.
As he executed the Snow Dance Divine Ability, wisps of steam formed in his palm, which quickly condensed into thin ice shards under his control.
"Ah! Spare me, Senior!" Seeing Zhang Xiaohao’s magical prowess, Brother Dog immediately recalled something terrifying, kowtowing to Zhang Xiaohao, pleading for mercy.
"Spare you? Had you not run into me tonight, who knows how arrogant you would be! And now you want mercy?" Zhang Xiaohao retorted mockingly.
Swish swish swish!!!
The tiny ice shards in his hands, under his control, transformed into a dozen chilling beams, piercing into the bodies of the gangsters like lightning.
"Ahhh..." Instantly, agonizing screams echoed continuously from the mouths of those gangsters.
Simultaneously, they gripped frantically at their chests, rolling on the ground violently, as if something hidden in their bodies was causing unbearable pain.
"Hmm, the power is not bad at all! My efforts weren’t in vain, perfecting this miniature version of the Life and Death Talisman! Although, these Life and Death Talismans are quite effective against ordinary people, they fall short against practitioners of cultivation. Still, even though they can’t handle them, besides me, no one in the world, not even a Martial Ancestor at the Tiaoist Origin Realm, could undo these Life and Death Talismans! Moreover, given who they are, the chances of seeing a Martial Ancestor at the Tiaoist Origin Realm are slimmer than winning fifty million in a lottery." Zhang Xiaohao mused to himself.
Swish swish swish!!!
With a flick of Zhang Xiaohao’s hand, their screaming bodies immediately fell still.
"Ah! Please spare us, big brother! We’ve realized our mistake and won’t dare again, please forgive us!"
