Deities Are All Just My Food

Ji Xinyan didn’t believe it: "You can’t possibly be married already, right?"

"That’s not it, even if you’re married, you can still have a lover!"

"Don’t tell me, your Holy Sword is broken?"

Damn!

Broken my ass, it’s making my ass uncomfortable!

Lin Baici hesitated, feeling awkward to lie to the teahouse girl, so he confessed honestly: "I have a bit of emotional debt!"

"A bit?"

Ji Xinyan frowned: "Or is it a lot?"

"..."

Lin Baici didn’t know how to explain.

"Can’t you break up?"

To be honest, Ji Xinyan didn’t mind if Lin Baici was in his first relationship, or even if he was inexperienced.

Because Lin Baici is so handsome, it’s unrealistic for women not to chase after him!

She just watched some small movies, but Lin Baici had probably been through real battles and was proficient in all kinds of positions.

"It’s... it’s a bit difficult!"

Lin Baici and Kim Myungjin, as well as Hua Yue Yu, have deep bonds, having gone through life and death together; it’s not just about love anymore, but also about being supportive companions.

Even if Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu are not very competent in God’s ruins, they are still willing to sacrifice their lives for Lin Baici.

Ji Xinyan pouted, she wasn’t happy, but she also saw that Lin Baici was very conflicted inside, so she didn’t forcefully break free from Lin Baici holding her arm.

If it were any other girl, she would’ve started a tantrum already, and wouldn’t talk to you unless you sweet-talked her, unlike the understanding teahouse girl.

"King Zhou of the Shang played the feudal lords with fire for Bao Si, it seems I still don’t weigh enough in your heart!"

Ji Xinyan sighed: "Indeed, no one is a fool. When faced with good things, there will be many people fighting for it!"

"You are very important to me."

Lin Baici smiled: "I’m still in college just to see you!"

"Otherwise, you’ll drop out early?"

Ji Xinyan countered.

"No, otherwise I would’ve already messed around with all the pretty girls at Haijing Polytechnic!"

Lin Baici shrugged.

"Ugh, scumbag!"

Ji Xinyan didn’t expect such an answer, but soon after, she believed Lin Baici’s words.

With Lin Baici’s conditions, he’s already extremely restrained.

Otherwise, the female academic star Zhu Qiunan would’ve been taken by him long ago. As for Liu Zilu?

Her looks might not match Lin Baici, but she’s fine for ordinary guys. The way Liu Zilu is infatuated with Lin Baici, if Lin Baici were a bit bad, he would’ve tamed her like a dog by now.

Ji Xinyan didn’t believe Lin Baici noticed Bai Jiao’s attitude towards him had changed, but Lin Baici just pretended not to see it.

"Can I have a chance to meet those women you owe emotional debts to?"

Ji Xinyan tentatively asked.

"Not many, just two!"

Lin Baici still didn’t know what to do with Gu Qingxiang.

"Really? So restrained?"

Ji Xinyan was surprised: "If I had your build, I’d fill a villa with women, it’s not like I can’t handle it!"

After this small episode, Ji Xinyan’s mood to play a bit lowered. She sat, paddling the water while chatting with Lin Baici.

Once they finished a round, everyone decided to play bumper boats.

What happened earlier between Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan on the rubber boat, Liu Zilu and the others saw it, but at this moment, they pretended to be oblivious.

When two classmates of opposite sex aren’t in a relationship, teasing a few words is fine, but when there are signs of development, it’s better to say less.

Don’t say the wrong thing and ruin a relationship.

Bai Jiao knew she probably didn’t stand a chance anymore.

Just how Lin Baici held Ji Xinyan for several minutes and she didn’t push him away already said a lot.

After playing bumper boats, it was five to twelve, and the artificial wave pool was about to start making big waves, so people gathered there.

The wave pool, big enough for two football fields, was soon packed, looking like sardines in a can.

"You all play first, we’ll meet later at the dining section!"

Ji Xinyan said as she dragged Lin Baici away.

In this Water World, once you go out, you can’t come back in, even on the same day, the ticket becomes invalid, so everyone either brings food, eats inside the park, or eats outside after playing.

There are convenience stores, a few restaurants, and even fast food like KFC and McDonald’s inside.

"Where are you guys going?"

Liu Zilu asked.

"To play on the big slide!"

There were fewer people there now, no need to queue.

"You like this?"

Lin Baici followed behind Ji Xinyan.

"Guess?"

Ji Xinyan turned back and winked at Lin Baici.

In fact, because Lin Baici had sled down once with Bai Jiao, she wanted to experience it herself.

The two of them walked to the steps of the big slide. Ji Xinyan held onto the handrail, climbed a few steps, then suddenly stopped.

"What’s wrong?"

Lin Baici looked up, gazing at the teahouse girl.

"You go first!"

Ji Xinyan came back down.

"What’s wrong?"

Lin Baici was confused.

"Nothing!"

Ji Xinyan thought to herself, if I’m in front, isn’t my back completely exposed to you?

You made the princess angry just now, so no perks for you.

Not understanding why, Lin Baici climbed up first, and quite quickly, he was up waiting for Ji Xinyan.

"Are you a monkey? Climbing so fast?"

Ji Xinyan felt like spitting blood from frustration.

Luckily, Lin Baici was waiting for her and hadn’t slid down directly, otherwise, she’d look like a clown.

At the top, Ji Xinyan stepped onto the soft anti-slip mat, glared at Lin Baici, then walked to the big slide entrance and sat down.

"Beauty, are you ready?"

The staff got ready to push Ji Xinyan.

"No!"

Ji Xinyan said, turning back to look at Lin Baici.

"What’s wrong?"

Lin Baici was confused.

The staff shook their heads, this guy is a steel straight man, no doubt?

She clearly wants to slide with you!

Ji Xinyan remained silent, crossing her arms.

Just wait it out!

There’s no way she’d invite Lin Baici herself.

The teahouse girl has her pride.

Luckily, Lin Baici was familiar with Ji Xinyan’s way of doing things, was a bit clueless for a few seconds, then understood.

But...

"What are you waiting for?"

The staff was speechless.

If it were me, I would’ve jumped right at the chance.

Otherwise, such a pretty girlfriend would be wasted.

Lin Baici sat down behind Ji Xinyan.

"Ready?"

Before Lin Baici could say anything, the staff pushed hard on his back.

Off you go!

Annoying couple!

Whoosh!

The two slid down.

Kim Myungjin, being very brave, didn’t scream at all.

Soon, they rushed out, one after the other, and splashed into the water.

Lin Baici went to pull the teahouse girl up.

"It was alright!"

Ji Xinyan commented: "Not as fun as the rubber boat!"

As she spoke, the teahouse girl walked back to the big slide, clearly ready for another round.

"I thought you said it wasn’t fun?"

"It wasn’t!"

Ji Xinyan explained: "But it depends who you’re with."

"Next time, get closer to me!"

The staff nearby heard this and their eyes turned green with envy.

Why doesn’t a pretty girl chase after me like that?

Kim Myungjin had already come to terms.

She’s only a sophomore now, with plenty of youth ahead, and when she graduates, she can listen to Lin Baici’s thoughts then!

Maybe by then, those two girls would have ditched him. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

Though it’s unlikely!

Ji Xinyan, satisfied after sliding three times, pulled Lin Baici back to the artificial wave pool, but it was already nearing the end.

The two of them just enjoyed the tail end and then headed to the dining section.

Within a few minutes, Liu Zilu and the others were there too.

"Was it fun?"

Lin Baici looked at Liu Zilu’s expression, guessing she didn’t enjoy it.

"Don’t mention it, it was all people!"

Bai Jiao complained: "The waves come and you can’t keep your balance, ending up piled like pancakes."

"Ugh, I swallowed two mouthfuls of water!"

Liu Zilu was uncomfortable, still spitting out water.

"You stood so close in front, of course, the force of the artificial waves was strong!"

Ji Xinyan laughed: "Don’t feel bad, you’ll know better next time."

"What are you all eating?"

Lin Baici prepared to go order food.

"In a place like this, it’s inconvenient to eat noodles or anything. Let’s just get some KFC."

Ji Xinyan made a quick decision: "We’ll have a proper meal in the evening!"

"Alright!"

When Lin Baici saw Bai Jiao and the others wanting to go together, he quickly stopped them: "You guys save seats, I’ll order the food!"

At times like this, how can you let the girls get tired?