Deities Are All Just My Food

Li Wei chuckled self-deprecatingly, "The school is so big, I barely see her twice a semester!"

"I mean, I prefer girls like Jiang Yitong with a literary vibe."

Li Wei tried to find the right words.

Lin Baici wanted to say, literary or not, I don’t know, but Jiang School Flower has incredible learning skills. Just a few times, her driving skills have soared.

Give it three months, she could become a pro.

"Would you like to try pursuing her?"

Li Wei examined Lin Baici, "I think you have a chance!"

"The reason is, she once asked me about you!"

The more Li Wei thought about it, the more plausible it seemed, and then he got excited.

His childhood friend might win over the school flower of Haijing Normal University?

If it happened, imagine how much it’d boost his standing?

He could brag about it for half a lifetime.

"Nah, too many women, too busy!"

Pursue?

Your school flower’s performance has been test-driven!

Lin Baici looked around, wanting to find a change of topic. He didn’t want to deceive his friend, but sharing that Jiang Yitong was his lover wasn’t something to boast about.

Lin Baici wasn’t so tasteless as to boast about something like that to Li Wei.

The two older students evidently heard it too, and laughed, whispering to each other and glancing back occasionally.

Lin Baici had a sudden inspiration, realizing this was an opportunity, so he grabbed his bag, pulled Li Wei, and jogged forward.

"What... what are you doing?"

Li Wei immediately began to panic.

Was this going to be some kind of approach?

Lin Baici chuckled first before speaking, the dappled shade casting on his face enhancing his charming smile.

"Which department are you from, senior?"

Lin Baici chatted, casually handing over two drinks, "Why haven’t I seen you before?"

The two girls didn’t take the drinks, nor did they act shy as Li Wei imagined, but openly looked at Lin Baici.

"You’re not from our normal university, how could you see us?"

The short-haired girl had a strong attitude and quick thinking.

A handsome guy like Lin Baici, had he been a university student, couldn’t stay hidden. Those girlfriend-hungry female friends would have uncovered his entire family history.

They’d know when he stopped breastfeeding.

The long-haired girl next to her blinked unexpectedly.

A pick-up?

Impossible!

She and her roommate were average; makeup on a good day might net them a six out of ten, no more.

With a guy of this level, having less than three girlfriends, she would eat her hat. He definitely wouldn’t be interested in them.

"Senior, does your mind have to be so sharp? I’m scared to even speak, afraid your next sentence will expose my family situation!"

Lin Baici joked, trying to lighten the mood.

When everyone’s in good spirits, relationships are easier to cultivate.

The short-haired girl rolled her eyes at Lin Baici, but since he wasn’t aggressive, she couldn’t be either.

The long-haired girl was clearly more introverted and didn’t speak, so the atmosphere cooled.

After a few seconds like this, everyone started to feel awkward.

Lin Baici immediately shot a glance at Li Wei.

Kid,

time to show off your charm!

Unfortunately, Li Wei’s lips moved, but he ultimately said nothing.

Lin Baici was frustrated, wanting to punch Li Wei; you had your chance but couldn’t capitalize on it!

"Senior, can I add you as a friend?"

Lin Baici took out his phone, shaking it.

The short-haired girl pouted, didn’t speak, but looked at her friend.

The long-haired girl still had a surprised expression, clearly not expecting Lin Baici was trying to hit on them!

You...

You don’t seem to be missing a girlfriend, do you? 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

"Why? Tired of delicacies, want to try some roughage?"

The short-haired girl’s aggressiveness was still maxed.

That was the problem.

She was wary of Lin Baici.

Because even if Lin Baici was a playboy, he wouldn’t lean towards them. Li Wei asking to be friends was much more reasonable.

This was when Li Wei should have backed up Lin Baici, but he remained silent.

Lin Baici clearly noticed the long-haired girl glanced at Li Wei and then turned away, while the short-haired girl didn’t even glance at him.

’Damn it!’

Lin Baici inwardly cursed; he had noticed the black-haired girl glance at Li Wei several times when turning around, so he came to chat.

Maybe setting them up, even if it didn’t work—it’d increase the chance of more romance opportunities.

But his friend missed the chance.

Now it was up to Lin Baici to handle it right: score points if he did well, make a fool of others if not.

"What’s roughage?"

Lin Baici activated his inner performance master, timely showing a confused, puzzled expression.

The short-haired girl was taken aback.

Damn,

this guy’s not only handsome, but a rich second-generation?

Probably not just wealthy, otherwise how could he not know what roughage is?

Primarily because when Lin Baici activated his performance mode, his expression was so genuine that anyone would think he wasn’t pretending not to understand.

Pffft!

The black-haired girl laughed, unable to stop, her shoulders shaking like a chilled quail.

Dumbfounded was just an opener; easing the mood won’t earn goodwill alone.

It depends on the follow-up.

"There’s hardly any reason to know someone!"

Lin Baici showed no shyness, awkwardness, instead, he laughed boldly, "Maybe witnessing you whispering, my heart skipped a beat, hormones surged a bit more."

"So I summoned the courage to come over!"

"You seem approachable, surely you won’t refuse me?"

"Anyway, I’m quite nice, you’ll see when you get to know me."

"And if you refuse me, waking up at night for water will have you regretting and hitting your pillow!"

Pffft!

The black-haired girl, seemingly having a low laughter threshold, chuckled again.

The short-haired girl rolled her eyes, feeling helpless with Lin Baici, but laughed along.

After all, his words were quite amusing.

Admittedly, some girls might think they’re greasy, but the problem is Lin Baici’s charm is too high.

Standing at 6’2", broad-shouldered, slim-waisted, with undeniable allure.

His casual pants and sun jacket aren’t luxury brands but come from top-tier sports lines, exuding a sunny boy-next-door vibe.

Which young girl, yearning for a sweet campus love, wouldn’t be dazzled?

There are only four years of college!

Especially in a school like this with a female-to-male ratio of 9 to 1, who, other than disillusioned seniors, wouldn’t want to date?

"Come on, I’ll scan you!"

Lin Baici urged, familiar as ever, "Can’t wait to peek at your Circle!"

The black-haired girl took her phone out.

"With your smooth talk, I bet if you haven’t dated five girls, I won’t find a boyfriend in four years!"

The short-haired girl said even as she took out her phone, showing no impatience or reluctance.

Clearly, Lin Baici’s performance made her consider him approachable.

Even if he was a playboy,

he deserved a chance.

Standing beside them, Li Wei was utterly clueless.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What did I witness?

My buddy picking up girls?

Aren’t your moves too slick?

Seems like at Haijing University of Technology, too many guys have limited your prowess!

Lin Baici noticed Li Wei’s distraction, feeling speechless.

That’s not what you should be focused on!

By the details of adding friends, it was apparent that the black-haired girl seemed reserved but was actually more likely to let her guard down.

The short-haired girl was the wary one.

If Lin Baici were Li Wei, he’d go for the black-haired girl.

Old wisdom holds: Men’s words can be deceptive.

Sweet talk shouldn’t be spared, seize every chance, for its core value lies in emotional impact.

Lin Baici used to falter a bit, but now he’s supremely confident.

No choice,

when your bank account holds billions, anyone brims with confidence, even daring to ask Chang’e herself for WeChat!

"Senior, are you free later?"

Lin Baici invited, "After setting your luggage down, let’s have lunch together?"

Since he planned to treat Li Wei anyway, why not invite two more, aiming for his buddy’s early escape from singlehood.