Deities Are All Just My Food

Splash! Splash!

Li Wei dragged his suitcase towards the dormitory building, wheels screeching against the cement ground.

Gulp! Gulp!

It was so hot that Li Wei finished an entire bottle of mineral water in no time.

"Be frugal when you can, spend when you must. A bottle of water doesn’t cost much, but getting heatstroke will cost you more!"

Seeing this, Lin Baici advised, twisting open a bottle of Jiao and handing it over.

Gotta admit, Jiang Yitong is quite thoughtful, offering not just mineral water and drinks, but also water to replenish electrolytes.

"I’m not that thirsty, just trying to hit up you, Mr. Bigshot. Otherwise, I’d just be drinking cold boiled water back in my dorm."

Replace a sensitive guy here, and he might feel inferior and start disliking Lin Baici because of that comment.

But not Li Wei. The two had played together since they were kids; their friendship was rock solid.

He knew Lin Baici meant well.

"Bigshot your head!"

Lin Baici laughed, saying no more.

Back in high school, Lin Baici wouldn’t drink mineral water either, thinking it was better to buy beverages since he found no difference between mineral water and cold boiled water.

Now that he had money, he should understand Li Wei rather than just give advice; otherwise, it feels a bit preachy.

"What a shame, your water isn’t sweet enough!"

Li Wei smacked his lips.

"You, damn it, whose mineral water ever tastes sweet?"

Lin Baici jokingly scolded.

"Water given by a girlfriend is sweet!"

Li Wei said decisively as if stating a law of physics.

"Are you obsessed with O bugs?"

Lin Baici wanted to roll his eyes: "Go find a girlfriend quickly, look at how deprived this kid is!"

"I meant my girlfriend’s water of love!"

Li Wei was even more speechless: "How come you’ve lost your sense since going to college? Are you still the Lin Baici our Chinese teacher called emotionally sensitive?"

"Stop with your banter!"

Lin Baici chuckled.

"Say, water given by a girlfriend is already sweet. If she were a campus belle too, would it be even sweeter?"

Li Wei dreamed.

"No idea!"

Lin Baici clicked his tongue.

"The girl who drove us to the train station last time was super pretty. Your Haijing Polytechnic has more guys than girls. Even if she’s not a campus belle, she’d be a department belle, right?" 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶

Li Wei speculated, full of envy in his heart.

He wouldn’t believe it a bit if anyone said the two were just ordinary classmates.

Wait,

Lin Baici even knew Sister Fish.

But Sister Fish had a cute style.

"Not sure!"

Lin Baici was quite secretive, not because he didn’t want to tell Li Wei, but fearing Jiang Yitong would start probing him if he did.

Judging by his childhood friend’s intellect, it wouldn’t take long for Jiang Yitong to fish out all his secrets.

"But she dresses too fashionably, too sexily. You know, the kind of city girls you only see in short videos. I feel like they’re so far from us!"

Li Wei gazed at the girls in the campus and sighed deeply: "Xiao Bai, I’m not saying she’s bad!"

"I just find it unrealistic!"

Lin Baici fell silent, understanding Li Wei’s point.

If he hadn’t become God Hunter, Lin Baici would feel inferior facing Ji Xinyan too.

Pursue her?

He probably wouldn’t even speak a whole sentence.

"Girls like them must have a high daily expense. One piece of clothing might equal my entire month’s living expenses!"

Li Wei felt deflated: "We definitely can’t afford them!"

Then suddenly realizing, wait, his childhood friend had made it big.

"Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can afford it, right?"

This statement carried some doubt.

Lin Baici could gloss over it, but knowing Li Wei, this was him subtly seeking insights into his current circumstances.

"If I could woo Ji Xinyan, have her take care of me? No way! She’d better take care of me!"

Lin Baici proudly huffed: "Otherwise, wouldn’t my looks be wasted?"

"And my eight-pack abs? They’re meant to be pampered!"

A dozen meters ahead, two returning female students heard him and turned back in shock.

They wanted to see who was boasting so loudly, beating on his chest without lowering his voice!

What they saw was a handsome guy.

If it were before, Lin Baici would be embarrassed, but now, he was brimming with confidence.

He smiled at the two seniors, continuing to babble: "If I were ugly, being an O silk trailing behind a sea queen might be passable!"

"But looking so handsome and having abs? Still being an O silk?"

"I’d be wasting these conditions?"

Pfft!

The two seniors couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

Because Lin Baici was so dashing, they quickly covered their mouths after giggling to regain composure.

"You brat..."

Li Wei shook his head, feeling his childhood friend’s change was incredibly striking.

Simultaneously realizing there must be something unusual between Lin Baici and that girl with the BMW X5.

As for who takes care of who?

With his childhood friend’s pride, how could he ever spend a woman’s money?

Given the girl’s standard of living, certainly not low, even if she didn’t spend his money, he must make some gesture.

Love without financial backing can’t last long.

Thus concluding, his childhood friend was genuinely wealthy now.

"But I still like our campus beauty type!"

Li Wei weighed Ji Xinyan and Jiang Yitong.

"Ah?"

Lin Baici was startled: "Are you secretly crushing on Jiang... that someone?"

Lin Baici almost blurted out Jiang Yitong’s name.

No way!

If you’re secretly crushing on her, should our relationship accidentally get out, how would I face you?

"How could I have the right to secretly like her!"