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... who let himself not open his mouth.

Finally, when the group chat ended, Shen Jinghe planned to talk to Wenyan alone.

After all, the two of them were going to visit grandma tomorrow, and they needed to discuss in advance what to bring.

However, just as Shen Jinghe got up from the sofa and hadn’t even stood up straight, Shen Jingxiu spoke up first.

"Wenyan, do you have some time later? I need to talk to you about something."

"Yes, I do." Wenyan immediately ...

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