The Billionaire Twins Need A New Mommy! - Chapter 150: Brain Rot

Tang Hao was an honest man making an honest living, but despite all his honesty and kindness, life often looked the other way. Even when he stood up for a man in the streets, he ended up being beaten to a pulp and the man he stood up for? He disappeared. That left Tang Hao with nothing to prove and a hefty medical bill blowing through his savings. However, while he lay unconscious in the hospital, he could feel a warmth coming from the jade pendent he wore as it began to feed him with a trove of priceless information. Now discharged, and still armed with the same naivety and honesty, what will our village peasant do with this newfound power? Will he go on to conquer the hearts of a hundred women? Will he defeat the mightiest crime lords? Only time will tell, but for now, fate has many whimsical plans for Tang Hao.

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo!It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System.The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. And any money he gained, aside from system reimbursement couldn't be used by him on himself.His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt.In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen.So, he tried. Oh, how he tried...He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger.[Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!]He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'.[Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!]To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand.Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'.But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face.“Please,” he cried, “I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!”

The young surgeon Zhao Heng awakened to a superpower. He is able to pick up various medical attributes in the hospital, and thus he steps onto the pinnacle of success.“Ding, you gained +1 experience in [Abdominal Trauma Emergency Surgery].”“Ding, you picked up [Paravertebral Block Puncture Technique (mastered)]...”

After traversing to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.Having just opened a law firm, he received a case, 【Subway False Accusation of Secret Filming Case】, where two girls falsely accused a man and refused to admit their mistakes, while writing tweets to cyber-bully him online.Defendant's Lawyer: They got depression!Gu Chen: Depression is fake, falsifying evidence, requesting revocation of the opposing lawyer's certification, sentencing ten years in prison!Presiding Judge: I pronounce not guilty! And order the plaintiff to compensate 180,000 for mental damages!Gu Chen: Presiding Judge is practicing favoritism and malpractice, requesting a life sentence for the judge!After a court session, the defendant, the lawyer in trouble, and the judge all ended up being arrested.Spectators: ???【Wait, I just came to watch, why do I feel like I'm going in too?】【This lawyer is so badass! Impressive impressive!!】【Is this the Lawless Madman?】