A Dungeon Tycoon's Guide to Undead Capitalism
Welcome to NecroCorp Where War is Always in Stock!"Now with 15% off main battle tanks, because peace is bad for business."Hello, traveler!Looking for a bone-forged sword? A modular mana cannon? Perhaps... a discounted main battle tank for your next kingdom raid?Oh wait, you're not a customer, you're a reader.Right. This is probably where I give you my "tragic backstory." Fine.I used to be human.Then I died.Now I'm a Lich with a factory in a dead dungeon, a skeleton workforce that doesn't need lunch breaks, salaries, and a magical system that rewards me for selling stuff. So, I did what any sane undead would do: I started an arms corporation.Now I sell weapons to orcs, goblins, elves, humans, anyone with a grudge and a pile of magic stones. Need siege engines? Got 'em. Crossbows that reload themselves? Yup. Flamethrower golems? In development.But here's the trick: you can't sell weapons if there's no war.So when the world started calming down... well, I may have encouraged a few border skirmishes. For marketing purposes. Nothing personal. War drives demand, after all.So, if you're here for drama, explosions, undead capitalism, and morally questionable business strategies wrapped in bone and steel, you've come to the right dungeon.Just don't ask about the warranty.There isn't one that lived to tell and ask about it.
- C.162: Supplier Obtained
- C.161: For Honor
- C.160: Foolish Play
- C.159: Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness. It Buys Crazy-A**, Happiness - Eminem
- C.158: Supply Partner Secured
- C.157: Siege of Ironhide
- C.156: Dawn of a Capitalist Society
- C.155: Supply Run
- C.154: Preparation Phase
- C.153: The Beginning Of The End
- C.152: New Policies
- C.151: New Standard Issue
- C.150: Revving Up!
- C.149: Texan Orcs
- C.148: Power Play
- C.147: Demonstration & Destruction
- C.146: Aura Farming
- C.145: Intelligence Briefing and Political Faultlines
- C.144: All Aboard On The Hype Train
- C.143: Inspector Mills
- C.142: Put Tank In A Mall
- C.141: Necro Mall Reopening
- C.140: Work In Progress
- C.139: Nightmare
- C.138: Roasted Pork
- C.137: Blood Fer Da Blood God
- C.136: A Normal Day At The Wall
- C.135: Beyond the Cage
- C.134: July 4th
- C.133: Order and Chaos
- C.132: Backstage
- C.131: Someone Is Pissed... Again
- C.130: DLC Expansion: First Phase of Capitalism
- C.129: You Wake Up & You Remember It’s Monday
- C.128: Character Creation Nightmare
- C.127: Guns Builds Respect
- C.126: Texas Reborn
- C.125: Eddie-Wow
- C.124: Eddie Rules
- C.123: Doggo Eats Doggos
- C.122: One-Eyed Bandit
- C.121: Transition and Invasion
- C.120: Someone Is Pissed
- C.119: Upcoming Mini-Vegas
- C.118: The Elder Skrall IV: Oblivion Remastered
- C.117: Wallhack
- C.116: Inside Job
- C.115: Ramping Up Production
- C.114: Gojira
- C.113: Meanwhile, in the Department of Dark Industry (Diddy)
- C.112: Resurrecting a Demon General on a Budget
- C.111: Shock and Awe
- C.110: Shaman’s Boomstick
- C.109: Reload, Ram, Respect the Rod
- C.108: Repairing John Wick’s Dog
- C.107: Dear Diary: I Hate My Coworkers (Also, Humanity Is Screwed)
- C.106: Security Settings Were Set to Genocide By Default
- C.105: Windows Defender Update
- C.104: Windows Update
- C.103: The Undead Don’t Need OSHA
- C.102: Betrayal & Redemption
- C.101: Forget the Undead — Try Surviving Your Wife
- C.100: Gryphon Kidnapping: The New Bipartisan Issue
- C.99 - 1 — Feather Baba Yaga
- C.98: How to Make Nitrocellulose (Step 1: Don’t)
- C.97: Grenades, Guns, and Other Ways to Make Orcs Rethink Their Life Choices
- C.96: Knights, Rifles, and Revenue Streams
- C.95: Knowledge Is Power, Power Is Shared
- C.94: Bro Found a Linux Terminal in a Fantasy Dungeon
- C.93: Dungeon Boss Pulled Up With Brainrot.exe
- C.92: Corpse King Be Like: Yeehaw, Motherf*er
- C.91: Eye See What You Did There
- C.90: The Beast vs. Kevin McSkeleton
- C.89: Knock Knock, It’s a 60-Foot Death Roomba
- C.88: When WAAAGH! Meets Dakka
- C.87: Guarding the Necro Market Like It’s Black Friday
- C.86: Inquisitors.exe Has Stopped Responding
- C.85: Ctrl + Alt + Del-iver Us From Evil
- C.84: Dark Mana MLM: Pray Now, Pay Later
- C.83: Welcome to the Afterlife Department, We’re Hiring Forever
- C.82: Church of Thanatos DLC: Pay-to-Win Souls Edition
- C.81: Dark Souls but Make It Corporate
- C.80: Head Toss.exe
- C.79: Knightly Performance Review
- C.78: The Bone-us Round
- C.77: Loot! Loot! Loot! Loot!
- C.76: Web of Malfunctions
- C.75: Eight-Legged Freakout: How to Lose Your Nerves and Raise the Dead in One Easy Step
- C.12: From Refugees to Regional Scouts: The HR Miracle
- C.11: Dungeon Diplomacy: Now Hiring the Living
- C.10: We Serve the Living. And the Dead. Mostly the Dead
- C.9: Lich, Please. I Offer Shelter, Not Slaughter
- C.8: I Just Wanted Logistics. I Accidentally Invented AI
- C.7: Sorting Chaos
- C.6: Upgrade Now, Starve Later
- C.5: Mining My Own Business
- C.4: Creative Thinking Now Comes with a Price Tag
- C.3: Wood You Believe It?
- C.2: Behind This Wall Lies My Power Bill
- C.1: Capitalism Never Dies And Now, Neither Do I





















