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... conquered, mostly saving our species from the snails’ reign and getting rid of pursuers. Of course, our chat didn’t lack trash-talking.

“We really need to do something about the Inquisitor!” the Black Witch huffed and puffed as if she was sick of him. “I don’t know what he’s thinking. Well, I kind of understand, but it makes me even angrier! People usually don’t go that far.”

“Well, I guess it’s because he’s not normal,” the Viper said indifferently, not looking very good. Ever ...

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