My Senior Brother is Too Steady - Chapter 700: Taibai Jinxings Bow

I got hit by a truck and woke up in a world unfamiliar to me.[System rebooting… AI core active.][What can I help you with?]With a hologram screen floating before me, Chat GTP, the pinnacle of artificial intelligence.[Combat mode activated.][Here is the steps to create a atomic bomb.][Efficiency: 99.8%. Shall we proceed with conquest?]And with it, I became the most dangerous man in this world.

I died the way I lived—cheap, broke, and naked.One freak laptop accident later, I wake up in my younger body… back when I still had hair, hope, and zero rent money.But this time, I’ve got something else.A system.One that talks. One that levels me up.One that feeds off... intimacy with women carrying “Yin-rich energy.”And the first target?My mysterious landlady. She’s mature, curvy, and definitely hiding more than just a killer figure under that robe.To grow stronger, I’ll have to seduce, satisfy, and survive the “Dual Cultivation Trials” the System keeps throwing at me—each more insane than the last.It’s time to become the strongest lewd cultivator in the modern world.And I’ll start... by paying my rent.Tags: romance | reincarnation | system | r18 | comedy | harem | cultivation | slice of life | fast paced | urban | academy | milfs | older women

Jiang Yi, with the Celestial Book, transmigrates to the world as a Demonic Cultivator of the Demon Dao. He wants to knock open the gate of longevity and immortality.【Celestial Book, show me the opportunity I can obtain today.】【50 li outside the sect gate, in a green-water cold pool, there is one Spirit Fish, which can be caught.】【Celestial Book, show me the most compatible Cultivation Technique for me at present.】【Lu Mountain Sword Sect's 7th Grade “Prime White-Clad Jiazi Jiao-Slaying Song”, Qixia Mountain's 5th Grade “Rainbow-Gathering and Cloud-Refining Pointing Profound Scripture”, Innate Demon Sect's 3rd Grade “Grand Sage True Skill of the Profound Monarch's Prayer”…】